The Energon Pub

Put your fake boobs back on and slap on some make up and we'll call you pretty too.

I don't own them, I borrowed them...

Jesus Prime wrote:Cuffs and collars?

Yes

Burn wrote:Whips or chains?

Yes

Moonbase2 wrote:

Burn wrote:Whips or chains?

Yes

Burn or Jesus Prime?

Fender Bender wrote:

Moonbase2 wrote:

Burn wrote:Whips or chains?

Yes

Burn or Jesus Prime?

All of you.

Moonbase2 wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:Cuffs and collars?

Yes

Moonbase2 wrote:

Burn wrote:Whips or chains?

Yes

Oh my...... I think I have new fap fodder for later....

Moonbase2 wrote:

Fender Bender wrote:

Moonbase2 wrote:

Burn wrote:Whips or chains?

Yes

Burn or Jesus Prime?

All of you.

Can I call first?

I'm very demanding.

Jesus Prime wrote:

Moonbase2 wrote:

Fender Bender wrote:

Moonbase2 wrote:

Burn wrote:Whips or chains?

Yes

Burn or Jesus Prime?

All of you.

Can I call first?

No, I'm first.

Then yeah, I'd better go first.

Jesus Prime wrote:Then yeah, I'd better go first.

****. Normally I don't like going second. Far too sloppy. But given the line that's forming I guess I'll take second.

Sorry, folks. Limited time offer, one per costumer. Sometimes you just get tired and want a sandwich, you know? Unlike Grimsqueaker I don't take all requests.

Moonbase2 wrote:Sorry, folks. Limited time offer, one per costumer. Sometimes you just get tired and want a sandwich, you know? Unlike Grimsqueaker I don't take all requests.

I just like redheads. The last one was funny too. But she made us sammiches. Not you making us make you sammiches. I miss that.

I like being a red. No matter what I always go back to it. And I'm actually surprised how much some men like it.

Moonbase2 wrote:I like being a red. No matter what I always go back to it. And I'm actually surprised how much some men like it.

Well let me put it this way for you. If 3 identical twin sisters decided to dye their hair: one blonde, one redhead, one brunette; then I would invariably find the redhead more attractive.

Goribus wrote:

Moonbase2 wrote:I like being a red. No matter what I always go back to it. And I'm actually surprised how much some men like it.

Well let me put it this way for you. If 3 identical twin sisters decided to dye their hair: one blonde, one redhead, one brunette; then I would invariably find the redhead more attractive.

Well, I've been all three and nothing makes my complection and eyes look better than red hair. Blonde tends to wash me out, since I'm fair, and brunette is just kind of dull to me. I feel prettiest as a red.

I tend to rank that sort of dirty fair browny colour highest, then red red, then darker brunettes, then ginger red, then varying shades of blonde with peroxide bleach blonde at the very bottom, under bald.

EDIT: I make awesome sammiches.

Jesus Prime wrote:I tend to rank that sort of dirty fair browny colour highest, then red red, then darker brunettes, then ginger red, then varying shades of blonde with peroxide bleach blonde at the very bottom, under bald.

EDIT: I make awesome sammiches.

It depends on the woman. An Asian woman should stay as far away from blonde as possible, but looks good with red or brown highlights. A woman with an olive complection sometimes looks good in blonde, while a dark-skinned woman shouldn't even consider it. For them, a rich brown works.

As for sammiches, I used to make them for a living. I've got you all beat on the sammiches.

We'll just see about that, missy. We'll just see. Make me a sammich, then we'll know where we stand.

Jesus Prime wrote:We'll just see about that, missy. We'll just see. Make me a sammich, then we'll know where we stand.

Oh, you don't want to challenge me to a sammich contest. I can make one with the works in a matter of seconds! Also, you have to EARN my sammiches.

You trying to tell me I don't deserve one?! Get out of my thread!

Jesus Prime wrote:You trying to tell me I don't deserve one?! Get out of my thread!

I can stay here if I want! *plops down on floor* Well, I guess you deserve one sammich. Which kind do you like?

Cheese and chutney. Good cheese, and a properly made chutney. Not any of that Tescos ****.

Jesus Prime wrote:Cheese and chutney. Good cheese, and a properly made chutney. Not any of that Tescos ****.

....chutney? No roast beef or turkey? CHUTNEY???? You guys across the pond need to learn what real food is!!!!!