The Energon Pub

by **Duo Prime** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:12 pm

Jar Axel wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:O and Shadow scientists have confirmed the plausability of the "Spiderman" syndrone.

Seriously? The radiation poisoning and Spider venom would probably kill you. But if it didn't...GET ME A SPIDER AND A LASER!

Radiation poisoning? Just where the hell did you get that ludacris and unscientific idea? The venom simply could not hold enough radiation to affect a human; hell you get more exposure from the sun on a day at the beach.

Spider Venom? Realy depends on the type of spider and wether or not, and how much it's been mutated.

The whole plausability aspect of it comes from the theory that either through exposure (classic origing) or genetic manipulation (movie origin) the venom has mutated into a retro virus which of course mutates it's hosts genes to be more like those of a spider. Belive it or not we are actualy fairly close to being able to create made to order "spider men", "hulks", and a few other of the classic super hero types intentionaly.

I'd like to be a HULK please...., if for no other reason but to set up a videocamera, record the transfomation, and sit back and watch it over an over again. That would soooo rock!!!

by **Jar Axel** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:20 am

Duo Prime wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:O and Shadow scientists have confirmed the plausability of the "Spiderman" syndrone.

Seriously? The radiation poisoning and Spider venom would probably kill you. But if it didn't...GET ME A SPIDER AND A LASER!

Radiation poisoning? Just where the hell did you get that ludacris and unscientific idea? The venom simply could not hold enough radiation to affect a human; hell you get more exposure from the sun on a day at the beach.

Spider Venom? Realy depends on the type of spider and wether or not, and how much it's been mutated.

The whole plausability aspect of it comes from the theory that either through exposure (classic origing) or genetic manipulation (movie origin) the venom has mutated into a retro virus which of course mutates it's hosts genes to be more like those of a spider. Belive it or not we are actualy fairly close to being able to create made to order "spider men", "hulks", and a few other of the classic super hero types intentionaly.

I'd like to be a HULK please...., if for no other reason but to set up a videocamera, record the transfomation, and sit back and watch it over an over again. That would soooo rock!!!

Well from what I understand you wouldn't be able to transform or anything. The subject would just become a hulking human being with his/her choice of colour.

by **Tammuz** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:13 am

Jar Axel wrote:
Duo Prime wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:O and Shadow scientists have confirmed the plausability of the "Spiderman" syndrone.

Seriously? The radiation poisoning and Spider venom would probably kill you. But if it didn't...GET ME A SPIDER AND A LASER!

Radiation poisoning? Just where the hell did you get that ludacris and unscientific idea? The venom simply could not hold enough radiation to affect a human; hell you get more exposure from the sun on a day at the beach.

Spider Venom? Realy depends on the type of spider and wether or not, and how much it's been mutated.

The whole plausability aspect of it comes from the theory that either through exposure (classic origing) or genetic manipulation (movie origin) the venom has mutated into a retro virus which of course mutates it's hosts genes to be more like those of a spider. Belive it or not we are actualy fairly close to being able to create made to order "spider men", "hulks", and a few other of the classic super hero types intentionaly.

I'd like to be a HULK please...., if for no other reason but to set up a videocamera, record the transfomation, and sit back and watch it over an over again. That would soooo rock!!!

Well from what I understand you wouldn't be able to transform or anything. The subject would just become a hulking human being with his/her choice of colour.

we could definetly make him green though.

by **Duo Prime** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:59 pm

Tammuz wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
Duo Prime wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:O and Shadow scientists have confirmed the plausability of the "Spiderman" syndrone.

Seriously? The radiation poisoning and Spider venom would probably kill you. But if it didn't...GET ME A SPIDER AND A LASER!

Radiation poisoning? Just where the hell did you get that ludacris and unscientific idea? The venom simply could not hold enough radiation to affect a human; hell you get more exposure from the sun on a day at the beach.

Spider Venom? Realy depends on the type of spider and wether or not, and how much it's been mutated.

The whole plausability aspect of it comes from the theory that either through exposure (classic origing) or genetic manipulation (movie origin) the venom has mutated into a retro virus which of course mutates it's hosts genes to be more like those of a spider. Belive it or not we are actualy fairly close to being able to create made to order "spider men", "hulks", and a few other of the classic super hero types intentionaly.

I'd like to be a HULK please...., if for no other reason but to set up a videocamera, record the transfomation, and sit back and watch it over an over again. That would soooo rock!!!

Well from what I understand you wouldn't be able to transform or anything. The subject would just become a hulking human being with his/her choice of colour.

we could definetly make him green though.

I'd like to be gray. It just seems like a more menacing, and camo'ed color.

by **Thenedain** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:20 am

Jar Axel wrote:Well from what I understand you wouldn't be able to transform or anything. The subject would just become a hulking human being with his/her choice of colour.

If you chose orange, you could be Hulk Hogan.

On topic, first thing I'd do after realizing that I could fly would be fly around the world. After that... meh. Like Gordon says at the end of Batman Begins, if you start using a bigger weapon to solve the world's problems, the problems will only get bigger. Try to break up robbers armed with automatics, next thing you know they'd be armed with tanks. Using that mentality, I'd probably keep the powers on the hush hush, and only use them when absolutely neccesary. Last thing I need is to be fighting Doctor Professor Major Chaos Doom Luthor every two weeks while the city burns around me.

'course, I'd also be able to answer that whole Superman/Lois Lane question from Mallrats...

News Credits: 75 · by **Devastator** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:55 am

I'm not sure how a real life super-powered human that could fly would behave, but if I at least had the ability to fly I'd take massive dumps on the cars and faces of anyone that wronged me. I sorta do that now, but with flight they'd never catch me!