The Energon Pub

[UFO]

Sleep is an elusive devil.

'twas once a time ago where my associates learned of my flirtation with the mistress sleep. Long had they avoided her, for her embrace brings lost time and missed chances. But I slept with her anyway. Sleep was no mere temptress, but a succubus and I was under her spell. For many weeks, I shared a bed with sleep and regretted none of it, not realizing how long her spells were keeping me from my life. My friends attempted to help but the spells of sleep were taking their toll on them as well. Soon, they were overdrawn with beverages of energizing natures which protected them from sleep yet put them in a state of waking death. The spell was broken with naught but a sound, as a noise of alarm proclaimed boastfully that it knew the time. It's sound drove sleep away and freed me from the spell. But alas, I still sense her near, always waiting for me to find comfort, for when I am at my most rested, she is at her strongest

That was a beautiful story.

Will not cry..

Oh, just do it. That way, I can poke fun at you.

*Embraces the Stick O' Hilarity.*

Now everyone into the hot tub for beer and scotch.

Idonwanna.

[The Happy Locust]

Sleep is an elusive devil.

'twas once a time ago where my associates learned of my flirtation with the mistress sleep. Long had they avoided her, for her embrace brings lost time and missed chances. But I slept with her anyway. Sleep was no mere temptress, but a succubus and I was under her spell. For many weeks, I shared a bed with sleep and regretted none of it, not realizing how long her spells were keeping me from my life. My friends attempted to help but the spells of sleep were taking their toll on them as well. Soon, they were overdrawn with beverages of energizing natures which protected them from sleep yet put them in a state of waking death. The spell was broken with naught but a sound, as a noise of alarm proclaimed boastfully that it knew the time. It's sound drove sleep away and freed me from the spell. But alas, I still sense her near, always waiting for me to find comfort, for when I am at my most rested, she is at her strongest

That was a beautiful story.

Will not cry..

Oh, just do it. That way, I can poke fun at you.

*Embraces the Stick O' Hilarity.*

Now everyone into the hot tub for beer and scotch.

Idonwanna.

I think you didn't hear him right. It's a hot tub filled with beer and scotch. And a life-size jello molding of a minimally-clad Jessica Alba.

[Halo]

Sleep is an elusive devil.

'twas once a time ago where my associates learned of my flirtation with the mistress sleep. Long had they avoided her, for her embrace brings lost time and missed chances. But I slept with her anyway. Sleep was no mere temptress, but a succubus and I was under her spell. For many weeks, I shared a bed with sleep and regretted none of it, not realizing how long her spells were keeping me from my life. My friends attempted to help but the spells of sleep were taking their toll on them as well. Soon, they were overdrawn with beverages of energizing natures which protected them from sleep yet put them in a state of waking death. The spell was broken with naught but a sound, as a noise of alarm proclaimed boastfully that it knew the time. It's sound drove sleep away and freed me from the spell. But alas, I still sense her near, always waiting for me to find comfort, for when I am at my most rested, she is at her strongest

That was a beautiful story.

Will not cry..

Oh, just do it. That way, I can poke fun at you.

*Embraces the Stick O' Hilarity.*

Now everyone into the hot tub for beer and scotch.

Idonwanna.

I think you didn't hear him right. It's a hot tub filled with beer and scotch. And a life-size jello molding of a minimally-clad Jessica Alba.

Even I'd do that.

[The Happy Locust]

Sleep is an elusive devil.

'twas once a time ago where my associates learned of my flirtation with the mistress sleep. Long had they avoided her, for her embrace brings lost time and missed chances. But I slept with her anyway. Sleep was no mere temptress, but a succubus and I was under her spell. For many weeks, I shared a bed with sleep and regretted none of it, not realizing how long her spells were keeping me from my life. My friends attempted to help but the spells of sleep were taking their toll on them as well. Soon, they were overdrawn with beverages of energizing natures which protected them from sleep yet put them in a state of waking death. The spell was broken with naught but a sound, as a noise of alarm proclaimed boastfully that it knew the time. It's sound drove sleep away and freed me from the spell. But alas, I still sense her near, always waiting for me to find comfort, for when I am at my most rested, she is at her strongest

That was a beautiful story.

Will not cry..

Oh, just do it. That way, I can poke fun at you.

*Embraces the Stick O' Hilarity.*

Now everyone into the hot tub for beer and scotch.

Idonwanna.

I think you didn't hear him right. It's a hot tub filled with beer and scotch. And a life-size jello molding of a minimally-clad Jessica Alba.

Even I'd do that.

Which part? the hot tubbing in booze or getting a jello mold cast of your form?

[*Elita_One*]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"]Sleep is an elusive devil.

'twas once a time ago where my associates learned of my flirtation with the mistress sleep. Long had they avoided her, for her embrace brings lost time and missed chances. But I slept with her anyway. Sleep was no mere temptress, but a succubus and I was under her spell. For many weeks, I shared a bed with sleep and regretted none of it, not realizing how long her spells were keeping me from my life. My friends attempted to help but the spells of sleep were taking their toll on them as well. Soon, they were overdrawn with beverages of energizing natures which protected them from sleep yet put them in a state of waking death. The spell was broken with naught but a sound, as a noise of alarm proclaimed boastfully that it knew the time. It's sound drove sleep away and freed me from the spell. But alas, I still sense her near, always waiting for me to find comfort, for when I am at my most rested, she is at her strongest

That was a beautiful story.

Will not cry..

Oh, just do it. That way, I can poke fun at you.

*Embraces the Stick O' Hilarity.*

Now everyone into the hot tub for beer and scotch.

Idonwanna.

I think you didn't hear him right. It's a hot tub filled with beer and scotch. And a life-size jello molding of a minimally-clad Jessica Alba.

Even I'd do that.

Which part? the hot tubbing in booze or getting a jello mold cast of your form? [/quote]

This thread is....interesting.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]Sleep is an elusive devil.

'twas once a time ago where my associates learned of my flirtation with the mistress sleep. Long had they avoided her, for her embrace brings lost time and missed chances. But I slept with her anyway. Sleep was no mere temptress, but a succubus and I was under her spell. For many weeks, I shared a bed with sleep and regretted none of it, not realizing how long her spells were keeping me from my life. My friends attempted to help but the spells of sleep were taking their toll on them as well. Soon, they were overdrawn with beverages of energizing natures which protected them from sleep yet put them in a state of waking death. The spell was broken with naught but a sound, as a noise of alarm proclaimed boastfully that it knew the time. It's sound drove sleep away and freed me from the spell. But alas, I still sense her near, always waiting for me to find comfort, for when I am at my most rested, she is at her strongest

That was a beautiful story.

Will not cry..

Oh, just do it. That way, I can poke fun at you.

*Embraces the Stick O' Hilarity.*

Now everyone into the hot tub for beer and scotch.

Idonwanna.

I think you didn't hear him right. It's a hot tub filled with beer and scotch. And a life-size jello molding of a minimally-clad Jessica Alba.

Even I'd do that.

Which part? the hot tubbing in booze or getting a jello mold cast of your form? [/quote]

This thread is....interesting.[/quote]
Fresh meat! Yes i'd like some randy burger please.

[Halo]

[quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]Sleep is an elusive devil.

'twas once a time ago where my associates learned of my flirtation with the mistress sleep. Long had they avoided her, for her embrace brings lost time and missed chances. But I slept with her anyway. Sleep was no mere temptress, but a succubus and I was under her spell. For many weeks, I shared a bed with sleep and regretted none of it, not realizing how long her spells were keeping me from my life. My friends attempted to help but the spells of sleep were taking their toll on them as well. Soon, they were overdrawn with beverages of energizing natures which protected them from sleep yet put them in a state of waking death. The spell was broken with naught but a sound, as a noise of alarm proclaimed boastfully that it knew the time. It's sound drove sleep away and freed me from the spell. But alas, I still sense her near, always waiting for me to find comfort, for when I am at my most rested, she is at her strongest

That was a beautiful story.

Will not cry..

Oh, just do it. That way, I can poke fun at you.

*Embraces the Stick O' Hilarity.*

Now everyone into the hot tub for beer and scotch.

Idonwanna.

I think you didn't hear him right. It's a hot tub filled with beer and scotch. And a life-size jello molding of a minimally-clad Jessica Alba.

Even I'd do that.

Which part? the hot tubbing in booze or getting a jello mold cast of your form? [/quote]

This thread is....interesting.[/quote]
Fresh meat! Yes i'd like some randy burger please. [/quote]
He has rabies.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]Sleep is an elusive devil.

'twas once a time ago where my associates learned of my flirtation with the mistress sleep. Long had they avoided her, for her embrace brings lost time and missed chances. But I slept with her anyway. Sleep was no mere temptress, but a succubus and I was under her spell. For many weeks, I shared a bed with sleep and regretted none of it, not realizing how long her spells were keeping me from my life. My friends attempted to help but the spells of sleep were taking their toll on them as well. Soon, they were overdrawn with beverages of energizing natures which protected them from sleep yet put them in a state of waking death. The spell was broken with naught but a sound, as a noise of alarm proclaimed boastfully that it knew the time. It's sound drove sleep away and freed me from the spell. But alas, I still sense her near, always waiting for me to find comfort, for when I am at my most rested, she is at her strongest

That was a beautiful story.

Will not cry..

Oh, just do it. That way, I can poke fun at you.

*Embraces the Stick O' Hilarity.*

Now everyone into the hot tub for beer and scotch.

Idonwanna.

I think you didn't hear him right. It's a hot tub filled with beer and scotch. And a life-size jello molding of a minimally-clad Jessica Alba.

Even I'd do that.

Which part? the hot tubbing in booze or getting a jello mold cast of your form? [/quote]

This thread is....interesting.[/quote]
Fresh meat! Yes i'd like some randy burger please. [/quote]
He has rabies.[/quote]

Worse, he has Rabbis.

*For the sheer insensitivity of that joke, Locust is now being chased by Ninja-clad star-of-david shuriken weilding rabbies.*

KILL BUNNY!

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]Sleep is an elusive devil.

'twas once a time ago where my associates learned of my flirtation with the mistress sleep. Long had they avoided her, for her embrace brings lost time and missed chances. But I slept with her anyway. Sleep was no mere temptress, but a succubus and I was under her spell. For many weeks, I shared a bed with sleep and regretted none of it, not realizing how long her spells were keeping me from my life. My friends attempted to help but the spells of sleep were taking their toll on them as well. Soon, they were overdrawn with beverages of energizing natures which protected them from sleep yet put them in a state of waking death. The spell was broken with naught but a sound, as a noise of alarm proclaimed boastfully that it knew the time. It's sound drove sleep away and freed me from the spell. But alas, I still sense her near, always waiting for me to find comfort, for when I am at my most rested, she is at her strongest

That was a beautiful story.

Will not cry..

Oh, just do it. That way, I can poke fun at you.

*Embraces the Stick O' Hilarity.*

Now everyone into the hot tub for beer and scotch.

Idonwanna.

I think you didn't hear him right. It's a hot tub filled with beer and scotch. And a life-size jello molding of a minimally-clad Jessica Alba.

Even I'd do that.

Which part? the hot tubbing in booze or getting a jello mold cast of your form? [/quote]

This thread is....interesting.[/quote]
Fresh meat! Yes i'd like some randy burger please. [/quote]
He has rabies.[/quote]

Worse, he has Rabbis.

*For the sheer insensitivity of that joke, Locust is now being chased by Ninja-clad star-of-david shuriken weilding rabbies.*

KILL BUNNY![/quote]
Rabbis are deadly masters of the guilt trip.

[Blast Cannon]

Ha.

[Halo]

Ha ha.

[UFO]

*Slaps his knee*

[Psycho Warrior]

*throws self through window* WHEE!

[*Elita_One*]

*Lands on thumbtacks*

[The Happy Locust]

*Lands on thumbtacks*

*is feeling very conflicted about sunbathing wearing only a thong and a thumbtack coat... to discourage pinching*

[Halo]

*Lands on thumbtacks*

*is feeling very conflicted about sunbathing wearing only a thong and a thumbtack coat... to discourage pinching*

I suddenly want to throw things at you.

[Psycho Warrior]

*Lands on thumbtacks*

*is feeling very conflicted about sunbathing wearing only a thong and a thumbtack coat... to discourage pinching*

I suddenly want to throw things at you.

to hurt him or to see if things stick?

[The Happy Locust]

*Lands on thumbtacks*

*is feeling very conflicted about sunbathing wearing only a thong and a thumbtack coat... to discourage pinching*

I suddenly want to throw things at you.

to hurt him or to see if things stick?

\

I'm game for either.

[Psycho Warrior]

*Lands on thumbtacks*

*is feeling very conflicted about sunbathing wearing only a thong and a thumbtack coat... to discourage pinching*

I suddenly want to throw things at you.

to hurt him or to see if things stick?

\

I'm game for either.

*tosses wiffle balls at him*
just fun to say. Wiffle.

[Halo]

*Lands on thumbtacks*

*is feeling very conflicted about sunbathing wearing only a thong and a thumbtack coat... to discourage pinching*

I suddenly want to throw things at you.

to hurt him or to see if things stick?

\

I'm game for either.

*tosses wiffle balls at him*
just fun to say. Wiffle.

*says wiffle* Hey, you're right!

[The Happy Locust]

*Lands on thumbtacks*

*is feeling very conflicted about sunbathing wearing only a thong and a thumbtack coat... to discourage pinching*

I suddenly want to throw things at you.

to hurt him or to see if things stick?

\

I'm game for either.

*tosses wiffle balls at him*
just fun to say. Wiffle.

*says wiffle* Hey, you're right!

I think they smell a little funky. Here, take a wiffle.

[Halo]

*Lands on thumbtacks*

*is feeling very conflicted about sunbathing wearing only a thong and a thumbtack coat... to discourage pinching*

I suddenly want to throw things at you.

to hurt him or to see if things stick?

\

I'm game for either.

*tosses wiffle balls at him*
just fun to say. Wiffle.

*says wiffle* Hey, you're right!

I think they smell a little funky. Here, take a wiffle.

The sad part is, I've used that word in almost that exact phrase.

[Psycho Warrior]

*Lands on thumbtacks*

*is feeling very conflicted about sunbathing wearing only a thong and a thumbtack coat... to discourage pinching*

I suddenly want to throw things at you.

to hurt him or to see if things stick?

\

I'm game for either.

*tosses wiffle balls at him*
just fun to say. Wiffle.

*says wiffle* Hey, you're right!

I think they smell a little funky. Here, take a wiffle.

The sad part is, I've used that word in almost that exact phrase.

my question, what would happen if we combined Locust with halo? Or would the creature tear itself to bits trying to get away from itself?

[The Happy Locust]

*Lands on thumbtacks*

*is feeling very conflicted about sunbathing wearing only a thong and a thumbtack coat... to discourage pinching*

I suddenly want to throw things at you.

to hurt him or to see if things stick?

\

I'm game for either.

*tosses wiffle balls at him*
just fun to say. Wiffle.

*says wiffle* Hey, you're right!

I think they smell a little funky. Here, take a wiffle.

The sad part is, I've used that word in almost that exact phrase.

my question, what would happen if we combined Locust with halo? Or would the creature tear itself to bits trying to get away from itself?

Depends on the method used to create such a hybrid.

*from offscreen, a rocket lodges itself into Locust's left nostril. A countdown timer starts up.*

Oh poo...

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="*Elita_One*"]*Lands on thumbtacks*

*is feeling very conflicted about sunbathing wearing only a thong and a thumbtack coat... to discourage pinching*

I suddenly want to throw things at you.

to hurt him or to see if things stick?

\

I'm game for either.

*tosses wiffle balls at him*
just fun to say. Wiffle.

*says wiffle* Hey, you're right!

I think they smell a little funky. Here, take a wiffle.

The sad part is, I've used that word in almost that exact phrase.

my question, what would happen if we combined Locust with halo? Or would the creature tear itself to bits trying to get away from itself?

Depends on the method used to create such a hybrid.

*from offscreen, a rocket lodges itself into Locust's left nostril. A countdown timer starts up.*

Oh poo...[/quote]
I was thinking more like the fusion dance.