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Re: Your favourite TF movie jokes.

Postby Red 50 » Fri May 06, 2011 7:30 am

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SKYWARPED_128 wrote:Ironhide: "The parents are irritating. Shall I get rid of them?"

**Ratchet cheering him on in the background** [CLASSIC!!!]

OP : "You know we don't harm humans. What is with you?"

Ironhide: "I'm just saying...you know, it's an option."


And everyone still thinks that Ratchet got the best line in the movie...

Well, for me it's a tie.
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Re: Your favourite TF movie jokes.

Postby Noideaforaname » Fri May 06, 2011 8:18 am

[Ratchet trips on power lines]
Ratchet: Wow... that was tingly! You gotta try that!
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Re: Your favourite TF movie jokes.

Postby Skywarp64 » Fri May 06, 2011 12:28 pm

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Noideaforaname wrote:[Ratchet trips on power lines]
Ratchet: Wow... that was tingly! You gotta try that!


What about Ironhide's response?

Ironhide: (sarcastic voice) Yes, that looks fun. (waves hand almost in disgust)
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Re: Your favourite TF movie jokes.

Postby botomb » Fri May 06, 2011 1:50 pm

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Bobby Bolivia: [about the Camaro] I'll let you have it for $5,000.
Ron Witwicky: No, I'm not going above $4,000.
Bobby Bolivia: The door just closed.
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Bobby Bolivia: Get out of the car.
Sam Witwicky: Wait a minute? I thought you said "the car chooses its owner.",
Bobby Bolivia: Yeah, well sometimes they pick a driver with a cheap-ass father!
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Re: Your favourite TF movie jokes.

Postby Red 50 » Fri May 06, 2011 3:48 pm

Motto: "Never send an army to do a dinobot's job"
Weapon: Twin Sonic Cannons
So, it was not maybe a direct joke, but I figured I could make one of it:

The only bot in the movie to have balls to take down a building in ROTF was Devastator.

Dont laugh, if it's not funny, 'cause I REALLY stink at jokes.
(PS: Not literally)
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Re: Your favourite TF movie jokes.

Postby Rodimus Prime » Sat May 07, 2011 10:52 am

Motto: "Individual freedom above all else."
2007:

Most things Sam's parents say/do.

Bernie Mac's entire scene.

Line about Bee being Japanese.

Sam's line about Mikaela "There's more to you than meets the eye."

The portrayal of George W. Bush. Right on the money. Idiot.

Frenzy offing himself.

RoTF:

Entire movie, except for the fight scenes.
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Re: Your favourite TF movie jokes.

Postby DarkusPrimus » Sat May 07, 2011 4:05 pm

"I'm right beneath the enemy's scrotum" agent Simmons is hilarious.
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Re: Your favourite TF movie jokes.

Postby Capt.Failure » Sat May 07, 2011 4:53 pm

DarkusPrimus wrote:"I'm right beneath the enemy's scrotum" agent Simmons is hilarious.


It wouldn't surprise me at all of Bay approved the balls of steel to give Simons that particular Simons Moment.
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Re: Your favourite TF movie jokes.

Postby Autobot-Hellstriker » Sat May 07, 2011 4:58 pm

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"Bumblebee stop lubricating the man!"

Bumblebees deciding to upgrade into a new transformation after Mikaela insults him for choosing a "old school outdated car"

Skids and Mudflap talking about stuffing Leo inside Mudflaps trunk compartment.

Skids and Mudflap fighting over the green car.
Skids: Badass ice cream truck coming through... scuse me, scuse me...
[New alternate modes are seen: two cars, green and red]
Skids: Yeah, baby! It's upgrade time!
Mudflap: Yes, sir! This is my booty call right here. Time to get my sexy on with the green...
[does a dance]
Skids: Ah, no, green is MINE! I call green!

[tackles Mudflap and flips him over]
Skids: I got the green!
Mudflap: That hurt, man!
Skids: It's supposed to hurt, it's an ass-kickin'!


"The Boys pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female."

Mudflap mocking Devastator after escaping from being grinded into scrap metal. "That's right you're never eating me. I'm gonna bust your face."

Skids spewing foul language after Mudflap shot/ruined his golden bucktooth.
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Re: Your favourite TF movie jokes.

Postby SKYWARPED_128 » Sat May 07, 2011 5:49 pm

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Capt.Failure wrote:
DarkusPrimus wrote:"I'm right beneath the enemy's scrotum" agent Simmons is hilarious.


It wouldn't surprise me at all of Bay approved the balls of steel to give Simons that particular Simons Moment.


He actually came up with the idea himself. If you watch the bonus DVD that comes with the Bumblebee CD case, there's some footage where he just blurts out the idea of Devastator with a pair of [wrecking] balls during a discussion.
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Re: Your favourite TF movie jokes.

Postby Godzillabot Primal » Mon May 09, 2011 9:43 am

Motto: "Roll out!"
Ironhide: "The parents are irritating. Shall I them out?"

**Ratchet cheering him on in the background** [CLASSIC!!!]

OP : "You know we don't harm humans. What is with you?"

Ironhide: "I'm just saying...you know, it's an option."

epic!

here are some of my own

I really liked

Sam: what?! Oh no, oh no! You just stepped on my mom’s garden!
OP: oops, my bad
Sam: now listen my mom’s got a temper!

Alice: Is your car broken?
Sam: no my concentration is.

(Frenzy looking around Sam’s room, then noticing the fish staring at him) Ahh!

Simmons: ah Nokias a real nasty, you be careful with the Japanese, they know the way of the samurai.
Maggie: Nokias Swedish.
Keller: yeah but I think he’s a little (makes motion toward his head)

Frenzy: whoa! Whoa! Ahhhhhh! (falling down the dam)
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Re: Your favourite TF movie jokes.

Postby Skywarp64 » Mon May 09, 2011 8:57 pm

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She didn't say is was Swedish, she said it was from Finland.
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Re: Your favourite TF movie jokes.

Postby Godzillabot Primal » Tue May 10, 2011 8:20 pm

Motto: "Roll out!"
Skywarp64 wrote:She didn't say is was Swedish, she said it was from Finland.


"Oops my bad"
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