Its time.
Its time
Its Nougat time!
Wait, no. I screwed that up. Time to see how many old farts still lurk around here who even know what this kind of thread's about.
(PW whistles) Hey randy!
Randy: (Randy comes out) Hey Psycho, long time no see.
Ready for a trip down memory lane?
Randy: I dunno. I can't take a beating like I used to.
You never could anyway. Now, onto the target like a good moron, i mean contestant.
Randy: Contestant? What's the prize?
A free trip to Albania!
*PW pulls a lever, catapult launches randy into the horizon*
With that, I now retreat to my rolling convince store atop 5 tank treads. What's the fifth one fore? none your business.
*PW feels a bump within the store*
Hm, maybe wasn't the best idea to take this thing on the road. crushed customers don't spend money.
Building Thread: Road trip!
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Building Thread: Road trip!
Posted by Psycho Warrior Wed Jul 22, 2026 2:24 pm
Motto:
"Afternoon everybody."
Weapon:
Corrosive Slime Shooter
The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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Re: Building Thread: Road trip!
Posted by Blastback Wed Jul 22, 2026 9:48 pm
Motto:
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedilly dee."
Weapon:
Gatling Cannon
*Climbs up on to the rolling convince store and uses a sniper rifle to shoot Randy in the spleen as he goes flying*
"So, where we going?"
"So, where we going?"
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Re: Building Thread: Road trip!
Posted by Psycho Warrior Thu Jul 23, 2026 12:48 pm
Motto:
"Afternoon everybody."
Weapon:
Corrosive Slime Shooter
TO VENGENCE!
Or at the very least a better place with a better customer base. the present ones are looking -CRUNCH- flat.
*PW opens the window on the side of his store*
I HAVE A DRIVE THROUGH! USE IT!
Now do you want to buy a slurpie or some cigarettes? Maybe a cigarette slurpie? I call it the tar-nado.
Or at the very least a better place with a better customer base. the present ones are looking -CRUNCH- flat.
*PW opens the window on the side of his store*
I HAVE A DRIVE THROUGH! USE IT!
Now do you want to buy a slurpie or some cigarettes? Maybe a cigarette slurpie? I call it the tar-nado.
The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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Re: Building Thread: Road trip!
Posted by Blastback Sat Jul 25, 2026 7:30 pm
Motto:
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedilly dee."
Weapon:
Gatling Cannon
Eh, I'll just take a soda. Tobacco and I don't get along.
*Kicks back in a lounge chair and listens to the screams of people dodging out of the way of Psycho's mobile store thingy*
*Kicks back in a lounge chair and listens to the screams of people dodging out of the way of Psycho's mobile store thingy*
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Re: Building Thread: Road trip!
Posted by Rodimus Prime Wed Jul 29, 2026 12:59 am
Motto:
"Individual freedom above all else."
What is a convince store?
SHOTGUN!
*Climbs up into the front next to the...driver...?...and loads...a shotgun. A Benelli M4.*
Yee-haw!!! Can't this bucket of bolts go any faster?!
SHOTGUN!
*Climbs up into the front next to the...driver...?...and loads...a shotgun. A Benelli M4.*
Yee-haw!!! Can't this bucket of bolts go any faster?!
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Re: Building Thread: Road trip!
Posted by Blastback Wed Jul 29, 2026 5:45 pm
Motto:
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedilly dee."
Weapon:
Gatling Cannon
*Hands Roddy some Dragon's Breath rounds*
"Just for fun"
"Just for fun"
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Re: Building Thread: Road trip!
Posted by Psycho Warrior Tue Aug 04, 2026 9:58 pm
Motto:
"Afternoon everybody."
Weapon:
Corrosive Slime Shooter
Rodimus Prime wrote:What is a convince store?
SHOTGUN!
*Climbs up into the front next to the...driver...?...and loads...a shotgun. A Benelli M4.*
Yee-haw!!! Can't this bucket of bolts go any faster?!
Ah a man comes into my store with a shotgun. The manual trained me for this very occasion!
*PW puts his hands up* MONEY'S IN THE REGESTER! SPARE MY LIFE!
The till falls over over running over an especially corpulent man in an SUV. There we see there's only about a buck fifty in the till.
PW: ... Oh you wanna shoot OTHER things. Well the throttle's by the thermostat. or the thermostat's near the throttle. I can't remember which is which.
The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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Re: Building Thread: Road trip!
Posted by Blastback Tue Aug 04, 2026 10:38 pm
Motto:
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedilly dee."
Weapon:
Gatling Cannon
*Adjusts the throttle to get us up to a reasonable pace*
"Yeeha! We're running down a certain random guy!"
"Yeeha! We're running down a certain random guy!"
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Re: Building Thread: Road trip!
Posted by Psycho Warrior Wed Aug 05, 2026 10:20 am
Motto:
"Afternoon everybody."
Weapon:
Corrosive Slime Shooter
Blastback wrote:*Adjusts the throttle to get us up to a reasonable pace*
"Yeeha! We're running down a certain random guy!"
Randy pushes his electric wheelchair as hard as it'll go but slowly it inches backward toward the mighty wheels of the Psychomart convenience store.
Randy: I thought I put fresh AAs in this thing up before going out today!!
PW: *whistles innocently as he feeds the ceiling birds their batteries*
The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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