The Energon Pub

[Psycho Warrior]

Its time.
Its time
Its Nougat time!

Wait, no. I screwed that up. Time to see how many old farts still lurk around here who even know what this kind of thread's about.

(PW whistles) Hey randy!
Randy: (Randy comes out) Hey Psycho, long time no see.
Ready for a trip down memory lane?
Randy: I dunno. I can't take a beating like I used to.
You never could anyway. Now, onto the target like a good moron, i mean contestant.
Randy: Contestant? What's the prize?
A free trip to Albania!
*PW pulls a lever, catapult launches randy into the horizon*

With that, I now retreat to my rolling convince store atop 5 tank treads. What's the fifth one fore? none your business.

*PW feels a bump within the store*
Hm, maybe wasn't the best idea to take this thing on the road. crushed customers don't spend money.

[Blastback]

*Climbs up on to the rolling convince store and uses a sniper rifle to shoot Randy in the spleen as he goes flying*
"So, where we going?"

[Psycho Warrior]

TO VENGENCE!

Or at the very least a better place with a better customer base. the present ones are looking -CRUNCH- flat.
*PW opens the window on the side of his store*
I HAVE A DRIVE THROUGH! USE IT!

Now do you want to buy a slurpie or some cigarettes? Maybe a cigarette slurpie? I call it the tar-nado.

[Blastback]

Eh, I'll just take a soda. Tobacco and I don't get along.
*Kicks back in a lounge chair and listens to the screams of people dodging out of the way of Psycho's mobile store thingy*

[Rodimus Prime]

What is a convince store?

SHOTGUN!

*Climbs up into the front next to the...driver...?...and loads...a shotgun. A Benelli M4.*

Yee-haw!!! Can't this bucket of bolts go any faster?!

[Blastback]

*Hands Roddy some Dragon's Breath rounds*
"Just for fun"

[Psycho Warrior]

What is a convince store?

SHOTGUN!

*Climbs up into the front next to the...driver...?...and loads...a shotgun. A Benelli M4.*

Yee-haw!!! Can't this bucket of bolts go any faster?!

Ah a man comes into my store with a shotgun. The manual trained me for this very occasion!

*PW puts his hands up* MONEY'S IN THE REGESTER! SPARE MY LIFE!

The till falls over over running over an especially corpulent man in an SUV. There we see there's only about a buck fifty in the till.

PW: ... Oh you wanna shoot OTHER things. Well the throttle's by the thermostat. or the thermostat's near the throttle. I can't remember which is which.

[Blastback]

*Adjusts the throttle to get us up to a reasonable pace*
"Yeeha! We're running down a certain random guy!"

[Psycho Warrior]

*Adjusts the throttle to get us up to a reasonable pace*
"Yeeha! We're running down a certain random guy!"

Randy pushes his electric wheelchair as hard as it'll go but slowly it inches backward toward the mighty wheels of the Psychomart convenience store.

Randy: I thought I put fresh AAs in this thing up before going out today!!

PW: *whistles innocently as he feeds the ceiling birds their batteries*

[Rodimus Prime]

A psycho convenience store is definitely a fun place to use for my lesser accepted shenanigans.

*shoots Randy's wheelchair before he gets run over*

One down! WHO'S NEXT?! calm down Goldberg

[Psycho Warrior]

PW: Wait, I sell shotguns?
*PW looks around and notices the candy and guns section*
PW: Huh. I must've been drunk when I did that.
*PW Side eyes the liquor and fireworks aisle*
I should separate those items, its the song of the sirens to me. Excuse me.

*PW can be seen on top of the store firing roman candles at Randy who's regained the use of his legs and running in front of the store.*

PW; RUN, FAT BOY, RUUUUUN!

[Rodimus Prime]

Sell? SELL?! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Like I bought this...next time put it behind the counter under a lock. Genius

*sees Randy running again*

Now that just won't do.

*shoots out Randy's left knee from the top of the store*

Back to the chair, Crip!!!

RUN HIM DOWN!!!

*takes a giant size KitKat from the shelf*