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COMEDY FOR LAWLS What stories I think up when I'm EXTREMELY BORED

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COMEDY FOR LAWLS What stories I think up when I'm EXTREMELY BORED

Postby BeastProwl » Sat Jul 30, 2011 5:48 am

Motto: "Gravity Hurts"
Weapon: Razor Tipped Wing Swords
Galvatron vs. He-Man vs. Darth Vader vs. Goku

COMEDY


Galvatron: I come to eternia in peace....
He-Man: Well, if you say so... *turns around*
KAPOW! LASER TO THE HEAD!
Galvatron laughs and drinks energon in celebration, then shoots the planet underneath him, sending him into orbit.
Later, in space.......
Turns out vader survived the death star explosion in episode six and is fully regenerated.
However, galvatron, after having drank to much energon, hurtles through space, laughing, and his body blows through Vader's imperial cruiser, sucking vader and all personal out into space and into a nearby star. Galvatron is galvonized. he lies down on the sun and enjoys a nice, hot Plasma bath to the sound of melting bodies. he looks up and sees a Capsole Corp ship from earth fly by. He fallows it to planet namek were he scans a local life form and squashes him. from that day on, he was known as freiza. his father rebuilt him after he was defeated, and after he got split in half by trunks, he was rebuilt into a full on robot, he scanns a giant purple capsole corp howatzer cannon, and now he is galvatron once again, only with the capsole corp logo tatoo'd on his ass
the end :lol:
I posted this on a galvatron vs vader thread, and heman got pulled into it, so I took out 3 birds with one stone, I guess....... :grin:
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