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Cooking contest

Postby Evank_Horizon » Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:00 am

Remi from Ratatouille
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Re: Cooking contest

Postby Gigastorm » Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:12 am

remi would win

1. spongebob only cooks krabby patties

2. remi cooks french gormet cousine
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Re: Cooking contest

Postby unique_username » Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:44 am

spongebobs skill seems to rely very heavily on the recipe for the patty, where as remy is just really good at cooking. if the rolls were reversed i can see remy easily cooking krabby pattys, but i cant see spongebob working at a top french restaurant. i havent seen enough spongebob to really know for sure, but i think remy wins.
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Re: Cooking contest

Postby Evank_Horizon » Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:49 am

In one episode Spongebob turned the krusty Krab into a fine cuisine restaurant all by himself in about 15 seconds. He messed up when he was asked his name but the potential is there.

In another episode he entered a cooking contest vs. Neptune and won.
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Re: Cooking contest

Postby olokin » Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:29 am

I agree, Spongebob has the potential. Maybe if they pick a different cuisine like Italian or Chinese, that would plave them even.
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Re: Cooking contest

Postby Dagon » Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:49 am

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I realize that he's not on the list of choices, but I vote for Squilliam Fancyson. I bet he can out cook both contestants.
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Re: Cooking contest

Postby Gigastorm » Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:00 am

Emeril wins. BAM!
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Re: Cooking contest

Postby Necessary Evil » Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:05 pm

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Clearly Bender wins. He's able to cook up a "storm" in the kitchen... :SICK:
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Re: Cooking contest

Postby Evank_Horizon » Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:32 pm

yeah ok. whatever... Those aren't in this contest.
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Re: Cooking contest

Postby Gigastorm » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:11 pm

but seriously, back to the question at hand...

remi would obviously win for obvious reasons,

A. remi is a cook at heart and can cook anything he wants

b. anyone can cook a crabby pattie, they just have to follow the recipe,

c. remi could cook a krabby pattie without the recipe cuz he would taste one and then know how to make it

d. spongebob is moderately mentally retarded
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Re: Cooking contest

Postby Shadowman » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:25 pm

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Are we seriously comparing French Cuisine to Burger King?

Remi wins. Plus, he's voiced by Patton Oswalt, which is instant win.
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Re: Cooking contest

Postby Evank_Horizon » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:14 am

I don'T know who Patton Oswalt is. Even after looking at his profile at IMDB.com. But Tom Kenny, who voiced Spongebob, also voices animated Starscream, The Batman's Penguin and more cartoons character than I could list here: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0444786/

But this has nothing to do with voice acting.
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Re: Cooking contest

Postby Shadowman » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:32 am

Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."
Evank_Horizon wrote:I don'T know who Patton Oswalt is. Even after looking at his profile at IMDB.com. But Tom Kenny, who voiced Spongebob, also voices animated Starscream, The Batman's Penguin and more cartoons character than I could list here: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0444786/


Patton Oswalt is a comedian. A very funny comedian.

Ironically, Patton Oswalt voiced a character on Spongebob, a frycook who Spongebob admitted was better than him.

Evank_Horizon wrote:But this has nothing to do with voice acting.


Everything has to do with voice acting. Would Megatron be as cool if he was voiced by Gilbert Gottfried?
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Re: Cooking contest

Postby Jacoiros » Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:41 pm

Spongebob outcooked a god, Remi's not duplicating that feat any time soon.
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Re: Cooking contest

Postby Shadowman » Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:52 pm

Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."
Jacoiros wrote:Spongebob outcooked a god, Remi's not duplicating that feat any time soon.


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Re: Cooking contest

Postby Evank_Horizon » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:19 am

The morality of Ratatouille was exactly that. Like a burger, a ratatouille isn't supposed to be fine cuisine.
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Re: Cooking contest

Postby Gigastorm » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:24 am

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Re: Cooking contest

Postby Evank_Horizon » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:51 am

When you'll eat a burger with brie cheese, hand picked salad, hand made mayonaise, quality bread, tasty tomatoes and fresh beef cooked just right you'll know what I mean. Fine cuisine isn't necessarily healty either.
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Re: Cooking contest

Postby Gigastorm » Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:55 am

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Re: Cooking contest

Postby EevilJ » Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:01 pm

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Remi is awesome though. He can take a ruined soup and turn it into a 5 star quality meal.
I feel awful... stooping to such petty crimes.
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Re: Cooking contest

Postby Gigastorm » Mon Mar 03, 2008 6:54 pm

SO REMI FTW!
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Re: Cooking contest

Postby snavej » Mon Oct 09, 2023 6:57 am

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Master Chef wins, of course.
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