The Energon Pub

BO Blaster, Kitchen sink, lawsuit, garden hose, Mattock, Bork cannon, Energon catapult, Electro noose, red special, the dreaded rear admiral, Gurthang, Yatsutsuna, Crissaegrim, Claymore, Blackjack, Ugly sword, Lady Gaga, atomic fireball, sledge hammer, drill gun, kick in the ass, backhand chop, dirty look, lariat, plate of liver, glove slap, stiletto, stench of failure, sweet chin music, Necro sword, bastard blade, litter box, Nunchaku, Halberd, Excalibur, Ragnarok, fustigator, Sword of light, Sword of sun, Sack of doorknobs, hand of god, hornets nest, reasonable excuse, beer keg, Molotov cocktail, Vicious backhand, proctologist, Dirty sock, diaper cannon, political propaganda, Toupee, Atomic knitting needle, Uzi, cap gun, flogging stick, 9 iron, ex wife, Gibbs slap, Bruno Magli shoe, Puke nuke.

Sonic boom, Joy Buzzer, box o’matic hammer, Scottish Kiss, Polish Penetrator, Soul Blade, Master Sword, Deathclaw, Epic Fail, Pimp Shotgun, Archie Backhand, Sprout Bomb, Flaming Sword of Doom, Adamantium Claws, Frost Blade, Proton Canon, Titty Cannons, Arse blaster, Evangelical Bible Basher, Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, Yo Momma, Sonic Screwdriver, God Guts Fire blast, Kahmehammi Ha, Raven Talons, The Cricket, Rune Staff, Soul spear, Common Sense Slap, Nipple Cripple,

NV wrote:SCIENCE

Awesome!

sorting through this lot may take a while. I'll give it a day so for some more, then we'll start sorting through them all looking for the best.

Bahama Mama
Mai Tai
Screwdriver
Jager Bomb
Whiskey Sour
Mint Julip
Long Island Iced...oh, you wanted weapons.

Actually, some of those would still work just fine.

Sharkticon in a Pokeball
Exaclibur III
Chihuahua Catapault
Crotch Laser (Metal Gar REX and Destroyman approved)
Oversized Japanese Katana
Processor over Matter
Five Servos of Doom
Marshmallows cooked over the Fallen's flame
Vibro Spork
Unicron in a can
Plot twist
Furmanism
Robot Unicorn Attack
Bender's Shiny Metal @$$
Pet Crocostimpy
TP for your bunghole
Bat Anti Sharkticon Repellant
Erupting Burning Finger
Erupting Middle Finger
Soul Punch
Sonic Boom
Psycho Crusher
Metallikato noogie of death
Subatomic Wedgie
Honey Badger
Needless CGI add in effects

Dynamax wrote:Sharkticon in a Pokeball

HEY, YOU GOTTA CATCH'EM FIRST!!!

Lol. this is becoming a strain on my already questionable mental stability.

round 3:
plate of sustain's mystery surprise (which i'm sure puts dynamax in the cr every sunday lol)
laser guided bananaconda channeler
beehive in a pillowcase
devastating 360° spark wave
soap on a rope
razor blade guitar riff
euthanizer dart
columbian necktie
cleveland steamer
knife in a gunfight
lesson in manners
ddr camoflagued mortar strip
dual compression wrist mounted minigun flamethrowers
hull breaker bomb
nuclear holocaust ignition
peacemaker pistol
skull bolo
mrs lovett's meat pie
inappropriate gesture
star spangled shield
petrified crocodile club
rusty shiv
dual ulak blades
unmarked gravestone
ghostblade
monkey wrench
ancient cybertronian runesword
car bomb
roofie coolata
machine gun chainsaw
gunblade
trigun
omni-directional convergence crusher
grudge monkey
ragnarok rifle
spark trapped glass sword
pro choice punch
olympian thunderbolt
end of the line, pal
math test
moto-razr blade
pow! right in the kisser
high internet usage bill
ninja assault nun
frozen cactus
porcupine stocking stuffer
vicious verbal assault
skinned kitten cannon
barbed wire tennis racket
sharpshooter shrapnel handgun
epic death scene
widowmaker handcannon
george w. bushmaster rifle
scooby snack blaster
quad barreled coin blaster
glitter bomb
good ol' fashioned ass whippin'
yellow snowball
groundhog landmine
lunar eclipse missile
multi-cellular breakdown bomb
hakuna matata
public urinal
roadkill rifle
fit of maniacal laughter
nuclear attack squirrel contingent
cow patty launcher
jigsaw's puzzle trap
delux crabby patty
sheet of used toilet paper
offer they can't refuse
and for all you rdd heads out there - truck stop parkin meter

Sock Full o Quarters
Boston Redsock
Paternity suit
Restraing Order
Summons
Upgrade Repo
Caustic Grip
Nano Bot Bomb
Acme Rocket
Reciprocating Bolt Rifle
Sattelite. Targeted. Automated. Rifle. S.T.A.R
Molten Metal Mortar
Selenium Spike Tipped Knuckle Dusters
Molecular Mass Disruptor Beam

Sword of Secrets, Dober Gun, Tremor Gauntlet, Cybertronian Slug-slinger, Smart Gun, Pulse Rifle, Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick, Pity the Foo throw, Mini Sharkiton Swarm gun, 5 moves of Doom, Fellblade,

We're going to wrap up naming suggestions shortly so if you have any more relevant ones don't be scared to post them.

this is an unhealthy obsession for me now. after y'all close the thread i'ma probly create a new one cuz i thought of some new names lol. fml.

round 4:
kiss of the dragon
carbonadium wrist whips
donkey punch
falcon punch
electric barrel roll
cigar cutter's manicure
breach loading machine shotgun
can of vegetables
street sweeper
hypersonic helium hand grenade
ak-74
m4 carbine
quark cannon
winning lottery ticket
soda can shooter
shoulder spike
kinetic kick
championship belt
close range oxidating pulse cannons
bottle of ninny milk
tombstone piledriver
glowing circular orb thingy
popcorn maker
flaming lawnmower blade
fairy wand
n00btube
snapping turtle on a stick
sentinal beam
rattler sword
hot lead enema
rocket propelled tampon launcher
bra snap
circumcision scalpel
kanye west in a box
dingleberry slingshot
devil's ripper
idiot gun
master blaster
grease gun
full metal jacket
forgotten ashblade
punch of kill everything
magma frag launcher
thermonuclear throat chop
vortex grinder
death-lock pincer
rotor blaster
axiom gun
compressed sun gun
super nova cannon
telescoping sword
mercenary blade
nuclear halitosis
cornucopia cannon
intrinsic field generator
internal combustion grenade
nerf gun
bick in a dox
metacarpal cannon
evaporation laser
evisceration axe
stone gazer optic
battery operated plug-in electricity generator

McGuffin Device
Slip's Bar Tab I really hope this one get's in.
The Crazy Lock
Mkall's toupe number 6

I like nerf gun.

I have but one last humble recommendation, however due to possible copyright violations I have requested my legal counsel to present the following:

Thank you Counsellor.

End of line.

Face Shredder, Double wing slap, Sword of Oceans, Chicken Cannon, Rancid slop bucket, Diet coke & mentos bomb, Hawg leg, MOAB, SCUD, Gizzard spear, Ocean Liner, Roundhouse kick, Flame whip, Stink Bomb, Super Nova, Chevy Nova, rune Blade, Cutlass, Beer keg bomb, Eludium PU-36 Explosive Space Mudulator.

The Potentate wrote:Eludium PU-36 Explosive Space Mudulator.

So that's where it is??!

OK, ill lock this now, we've got over 300 suggestions here.

If you want to make more, feel free to start a new thread for bizarre suggestions, but unless they are SPECTACULAR then they'll just be for fun.


Thnak's for the help guys - now we just have to sort through this list, see you in a few days...