The Energon Pub

High Command wrote:

Leonardo wrote:I still can't stand that moronic Clarkson, though.

More of a Captain Slow man then?

I don't know what that means!

DISCHARGE wrote:Jaffa cakes= not great.
I found some
Bought some ate one.two..three
then wondered why the hell anyone would want another.
Dry sponge cake and flavorless chocolate,
the only redeeming factor was the orange marmalade gelatin stuff.
Give me a Girl Scout cookie any day.
I do like the candy bar, I think it's called Aero

BURN HIM! HE SPOKE ILL OF THE MIGHTY JAFFA!

DARKAGEIS wrote:

DISCHARGE wrote:Jaffa cakes= not great.
I found some
Bought some ate one.two..three
then wondered why the hell anyone would want another.
Dry sponge cake and flavorless chocolate,
the only redeeming factor was the orange marmalade gelatin stuff.
Give me a Girl Scout cookie any day.
I do like the candy bar, I think it's called Aero

BURN HIM! HE SPOKE ILL OF THE MIGHTY JAFFA!

I haven't seen why people goes crazy for those or things like Nutella and Vegimite

Rodimusprime256 wrote:

DARKAGEIS wrote:

DISCHARGE wrote:Jaffa cakes= not great.
I found some
Bought some ate one.two..three
then wondered why the hell anyone would want another.
Dry sponge cake and flavorless chocolate,
the only redeeming factor was the orange marmalade gelatin stuff.
Give me a Girl Scout cookie any day.
I do like the candy bar, I think it's called Aero

BURN HIM! HE SPOKE ILL OF THE MIGHTY JAFFA!

I haven't seen why people goes crazy for those or things like Nutella and Vegimite

Neither have I. I don't dislike the products, per se, but I don't get all giddy over them, either.

Leonardo wrote:

High Command wrote:

Leonardo wrote:I still can't stand that moronic Clarkson, though.

More of a Captain Slow man then?

I don't know what that means!

He's one of the other TG presenters.

Motormouth = Jeremy Clarkson
Captain slow = James May
Hamster = Richard Hammond
The Stig = The Stig.

High Command wrote:

Leonardo wrote:

High Command wrote:

Leonardo wrote:I still can't stand that moronic Clarkson, though.

More of a Captain Slow man then?

I don't know what that means!

He's one of the other TG presenters.

Motormouth = Jeremy Clarkson
Captain slow = James May
Hamster = Richard Hammond
The Stig = The Stig.

I don't know which one is which. I do know one of them has floppy hair like me, though.

Leonardo wrote:

High Command wrote:

Leonardo wrote:

High Command wrote:

Leonardo wrote:I still can't stand that moronic Clarkson, though.

More of a Captain Slow man then?

I don't know what that means!

He's one of the other TG presenters.

Motormouth = Jeremy Clarkson
Captain slow = James May
Hamster = Richard Hammond
The Stig = The Stig.

I don't know which one is which. I do know one of them has floppy hair like me, though.

LEO'S A HIPPY! KILL HIM!!!!!!

Burn wrote:

Leonardo wrote:

High Command wrote:

Leonardo wrote:

High Command wrote:

Leonardo wrote:I still can't stand that moronic Clarkson, though.

More of a Captain Slow man then?

I don't know what that means!

He's one of the other TG presenters.

Motormouth = Jeremy Clarkson
Captain slow = James May
Hamster = Richard Hammond
The Stig = The Stig.

I don't know which one is which. I do know one of them has floppy hair like me, though.

LEO'S A HIPPY! KILL HIM!!!!!!

That's funny, in England I get called a right-wing Conservative...

We also gave the world Depth charges, toilet paper and Viagra. Ok so two out of those three you can live without but the toilet paper ? you'd be up you know what creak without a paddle

Oh and I concur, burn the infidels who denounce the Jaffa !!!!

War Hammer wrote:We also gave the world Depth charges, toilet paper and Viagra. Ok so two out of those three you can live without but the toilet paper ? you'd be up you know what creak without a paddle

Oh and I concur, burn the infidels who denounce the Jaffa !!!!

Funny, I once used all three in one night, all within an hour of each other.

Burn wrote:

Psychout wrote:

Burn wrote:

Psychout wrote:Fxxd.

ahhhhh you're just jealous that your ancestor was such a bumbling criminal the police took pity on him.

Australia: the only country where a criminal record is an entry qualification.

Certaintly explains why so many of you poms come out here backpacking. Need to get away while the heat dies down huh?

And without the constant influx of cute Australian chicks fleeing said paradise for our miniature shores, we would have no one to serve us our drinks in any of our world beating pubs.

Fair trade id say...

Psychout wrote:

Burn wrote:

Psychout wrote:

Burn wrote:

Psychout wrote:Fxxd.

ahhhhh you're just jealous that your ancestor was such a bumbling criminal the police took pity on him.

Australia: the only country where a criminal record is an entry qualification.

Certaintly explains why so many of you poms come out here backpacking. Need to get away while the heat dies down huh?

And without the constant influx of cute Australian chicks fleeing said paradise for our miniature shores, we would have no one to serve us our drinks in any of our world beating pubs.

Fair trade id say...

Good job, man. Now I've got one of the songs from Grease stuck in my head!

GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OOOUUUUUUT!

War Hammer wrote:We also gave the world Depth charges, toilet paper and Viagra. Ok so two out of those three you can live without but the toilet paper ? you'd be up you know what creak without a paddle

Oh and I concur, burn the infidels who denounce the Jaffa !!!!

Don't forget the flushing toilet itself, without Mr Crappers invention we'd all have to use those primitive squatting things, and that would destoy the great British past time of reading on the john!

Shadowman wrote:

War Hammer wrote:We also gave the world Depth charges, toilet paper and Viagra. Ok so two out of those three you can live without but the toilet paper ? you'd be up you know what creak without a paddle

Oh and I concur, burn the infidels who denounce the Jaffa !!!!

Funny, I once used all three in one night, all within an hour of each other.

Well ... mental image of Shadowman jacking off into the toilet yelling "BOMBS AWAY!!!" after taking viagra was certaintly not a mental image I thought i'd be having any time soon.

Psychout who won't admit he's lost wrote:And without the constant influx of cute Australian chicks fleeing said paradise for our miniature shores, we would have no one to serve us our drinks in any of our world beating pubs.

Which certaintly explains the cute pommie chicks who strut around our giant golden shores in skimpy bikinis. Fair trade? Certaintly. At least here the females can enjoy the sunshine.

Oh and we gave you Kylie Minogue. SUFFER!!!!!!

P.S. Lucy Pinder and Nuts. Might be worth googling for for another reason to like things from England.

Burn wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

War Hammer wrote:We also gave the world Depth charges, toilet paper and Viagra. Ok so two out of those three you can live without but the toilet paper ? you'd be up you know what creak without a paddle

Oh and I concur, burn the infidels who denounce the Jaffa !!!!

Funny, I once used all three in one night, all within an hour of each other.

Well ... mental image of Shadowman jacking off into the toilet yelling "BOMBS AWAY!!!" after taking viagra was certaintly not a mental image I thought i'd be having any time soon.

Hey! I was drunk, I thought I'd take one of those no-hangover tablets, but picked up the viagra instead! Then I had explosive diarrhea!

so far haven't heard mention of Ginger Beer, nor the mighty Hobnob.

or Radar.

EDIT: and i'm stealing penicillin too. oh and we discovered DNA too...and Gravity.

Tammuz wrote:so far haven't heard mention of Ginger Beer, nor the mighty Hobnob.

or Radar.

EDIT: and i'm stealing penicillin too. oh and we discovered DNA too...and Gravity.

...and evolution.

I'll add Dandelion & Burdock to the list of great stuff.

High Command wrote:

Tammuz wrote:so far haven't heard mention of Ginger Beer, nor the mighty Hobnob.

or Radar.

EDIT: and i'm stealing penicillin too. oh and we discovered DNA too...and Gravity.

...and evolution.

I'll add Dandelion & Burdock to the list of great stuff.

Tammuz, HC, you're both correct.

Hobnobs and dandelion and burdock make for wonderful summertime snacks during Countdown.

hmmmm chocalate hobnobs and a hot cup of tea.

also didnt a british scientist invent rifling?
that advanced guns and pistons.
always find that funny, without guns we wouldnt have invented pistons or steam travel.

I'd like to add bouncing bombs (a creation of true British excentric genius) The jet engine & everything listed here: http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/bl_british_inventors.htm

PorQPine wrote:Malt Vinegar owns me. I also enjoy Worchesteshire(sp?) sauce.

Worcestershire. Almost.

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i would have put in the television, but seeing as how that is a Scottish invention, rather than an English one, it gets left out.

Tammuz wrote:or Radar.

again, Scottish

DARKAGEIS wrote:also didnt a british scientist invent rifling?
that advanced guns and pistons.
always find that funny, without guns we wouldnt have invented pistons or steam travel.

again, a Scottish one

all your inventions are belong to us!

ah well i'll go with the world wide web, Uranus, the adjustable spanner, the rubberband, the lightbulb, the fire extinguisher, the Tank(i laugh at your petty rifling), DNA finger printing, the caterpillar track, the hovercraft, the jet engine, the harrier jumpjet, and vaccination

hmm amongst otherthings, apparently Scotland came up with the stereotype.

http://www.magicdragon.com/Wallace/thingscot.html

Tammuz wrote:all your inventions are belong to us!

ah well i'll go with the world wide web, Uranus, the adjustable spanner, the rubberband, the lightbulb, the fire extinguisher, the Tank(i laugh at your petty rifling), DNA finger printing, the caterpillar track, the hovercraft, the jet engine, the harrier jumpjet, and vaccination

Woah woah woah.

Al Gore invented the internet.