The Energon Pub

[Binaltech Bombshell]

F.E.A.R.

Well into Interval 8 now; man those big armored dudes with the rocket launchers are bastards.

Use the Particle Weapon, the Rocket Launcher, and/or the Repeater. Make them cry! And if you think THOSE are bad, just wait until you see the Leviathans from F.E.A.R. Extraction Point!

You're right, Mr. Particle Weapon really gives those armored jerks a serious spanking; and nothing says "I Love You!" like turning your enemies into charred skeletons.

[The Happy Locust]

CastleVania:NES
Nearly done with level 5 but got killed by Death (ironic?)

Call of Duty 3
completed missions 4 and five.

[Binaltech Bombshell]

CastleVania:NES
Nearly done with level 5 but got killed by Death (ironic?)

Not exactly ironic as it is appropriate, seeings how that Death's schtick and all. It would be more ironic if, after you beat Death, Simon got hit by a speeding bus or something.

[The Happy Locust]

CastleVania:NES
Nearly done with level 5 but got killed by Death (ironic?)

Not exactly ironic as it is appropriate, seeings how that Death's schtick and all. It would be more ironic if, after you beat Death, Simon got hit by a speeding bus or something.

Don't think I can't arrange that.

[Shadowman]

Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops:
Beat the first mission.

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories:
Beat the first mission on this, too.

[The Happy Locust]

Marvel Ultimate Alliance
Moved on to Asgard. I'm taking the Bifrost bridge mission first. Too bad I just got my ass handed to me repeatedly by the wrecking crew. I swear those guys are doing 50% damage withe very shot.

[Ninja Sixshot]

super mario world: im in world 5

[The Happy Locust]

Marvel Ultimate Alliance
Amazing how changing characters makes an impossible boss battle seem trivial. Too Bad Ghost Rider doesn't seem to do the damage that his kickass powers would appear to do.

[1337W422102]

NES Open Tournament Golf [NES]:
Started a new Tournament on the Japan Course. At Hole 14, I think. Getting pwned.

[Shadowman]

Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops:
Trying to distract the guards from the Rail Bridge.

[Psycho Warrior]

Destroy all humans 2
Compleated the cult sub quest, now in Russia and discovered the Brisk.

[1337W422102]

Destroy all humans 2
Compleated the cult sub quest, now in Russia and discovered the Brisk.

In Soviet Russia, Brisk discovers you.

[Psycho Warrior]

Destroy all humans 2
Compleated the cult sub quest, now in Russia and discovered the Brisk.

In Soviet Russia, Brisk discovers you.

sadly the Russians actually do those jokes. the game doesn't take itself seriously.

Destroy all humans 2
On the moon now.

[The Happy Locust]

Destroy all humans 2
Compleated the cult sub quest, now in Russia and discovered the Brisk.

In Soviet Russia, Brisk discovers you.

sadly the Russians actually do those jokes. the game doesn't take itself seriously.

Destroy all humans 2
On the moon now.

The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction
Went on a special move shopping spree and destroyed the four Satellite uplink stations in the badlands.

For the record, Playing Golf Hulk-style should be it's own game.

[1337W422102]

Destroy all humans 2
Compleated the cult sub quest, now in Russia and discovered the Brisk.

In Soviet Russia, Brisk discovers you.

sadly the Russians actually do those jokes. the game doesn't take itself seriously.

Isn't Bruce Campbell in that game? 'Nuff said if he is!

[Shadowman]

Destroy all humans 2
Compleated the cult sub quest, now in Russia and discovered the Brisk.

In Soviet Russia, Brisk discovers you.

It's supposed to be "Blisk."

I a bit of it when I had Tweezy's Xbox and games.

It was awesome.

MGS: Portable Ops:
Learned to interrogate. If it wasn't so hard, it'd be SO COOL. Now I'm looking for certain Nuclear-Equipped Bipedal Battle Tank.

(That's Metal Gear, for those who didn't know)

[Psycho Warrior]

Destroy all humans 2
Compleated the cult sub quest, now in Russia and discovered the Brisk.

In Soviet Russia, Brisk discovers you.

It's supposed to be "Blisk."

either way it's a joke on the word Brisque.

[Binaltech Bombshell]

Oblivion

Yesterday I finally found a workaround of the damnable Clavicus Vile glitch! Then, earlier today, I completed two more Dark Brotherhood contracts. The first led to a tragic "accident", and my promotion to Slayer, and the second allowed me to settle an old score from my time in jail at the game's start. Tamriel's biggest jackass prisoner, Valen Dreth, is now wormfood.

[The Happy Locust]

Call of Duty 3
Completed another mission. This one involved planting charges on a silo and blowing up an entire factory. whee!

[Shadowman]

Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops:
Big Boss got captured by Cunningham after kicking Grey Fox's Null's ass. Now Jonathan has to lead Alpha Team and get back The World's Greatest Mercenary.

[The Happy Locust]

Actraiser
Been working on this one on the Virtual console. Cleared Northwall and currently battling through Death Helm.

[Shadowman]

Lumines:
Unlocked three skins, and did a bunch of **** in puzzle mode.

This game is like Tetris meets Bejeweled, on crack. It's awesome.

[The Happy Locust]

Call of Duty 3
Another mission down. Led the polish tank squadron then ran a mission with the aMerican armies to clear out a French forest.

[Shadowman]

GUN:
I was about to finish off the arsonists trying to burn down the Whatsahoosits Bar. (I can't remember the name. It started with an "A")

Then the game froze! DAMN YOU, SONY!

*Goes to play his PSP.*

[Binaltech Bombshell]

Oblivion

I've been promoted to the rank of Eliminator within the Dark Brotherhood.