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Posted by The Happy Locust Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:00 am
Still in Asgard. Today's mission, free the trapped Asgardians. I freed Heimdall but still have another Asgardian to save before I can free Baldur.

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Posted by 1337W422102 Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:20 pm
Finished the first 2 Chapters of the Autobot Campaign, collect 40-plus Energon Cubes and one Autobot Symbol.
The game plays a lot nicer than I thought it would, and really reminds of Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, only with less mayhem (maybe on the Decepticon side). The camera is annoying, too much shakycam (well, it is based on the Movie...) and terrible driving camera. Why they couldn't have placed the camera further away from the bumper and NOT have it spin when the car does, I have no idea.
Oh well, I'll keep playing it. It's fun. And Shia's crappy lines are hilarious. This characterization of Sam doesn't really match the one in the Movie... at least not yet. "Can I have this Camaro, Dad? Thank you!"

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Posted by The Happy Locust Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:26 am
Completed the Clean sweep mission.This time, I had to snag 3 gamma gas emitters and chuck them safely to the ocean. This mission was a bitch. but I found my first mistake was in trying a grab and dash maneuver. Doing that, I ended up with 4 Destroyer-class Hulkbusters on my ass. Plan B, fight the hulkbusters 1 by 1. Much better results.

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Posted by 1337W422102 Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:44 am
The Suburbs:
I found over 80 Energon Cubes and 2 Autobot logos, and completed 2 Side Missions. I really dig the Metroplex Mall and Chip Chase burger joint. Old-school! I also cleared this Act, but the last few missions, as usual, didn't make much sense. 'Bumblebee, go blow up human **** to stop the 'Cons.' 'Bumblebee, go fight Barricade a few times.'
It's stupid how the guns are basically useless since almost all the characters (except for the Level 1 Drones) have impenetrable shields... It's like you always have to run, pick up something, throw it at them and then beat 'em/pick 'em up and throw them while they're down.
More Than Meets The Eye:
Man, they HAD to use this name, didn't they? And the cutscenes are weak. The voice acting for the most part isn't that good (it could be way worse, though), but Megan Fox doesn't seem to be able to act. Holy crap. Not just that, but the writing is just plain awful.
So far the missions don't make sense. Why do they want Jazz to go around nuking stuff? Doesn't that go against all the Autobots stand for? And how do those idiot drones keep finding/hurting Jazz, requiring Ironhide to bail him out every time?? I mean, come on.
Oh, I also found 1 Autobot head and about 12-ish Energon Cubes.

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Posted by Shadowman Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:23 pm
Beaten. Big Boss gets the funds and equipment to start Outer Heaven, and the world is safe once again...OR IS IT?
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Posted by Psycho Warrior Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:32 pm
Just killed Oberon, the courpted Elven hero and 2nd true boss. Wasn't too difficult. I just had to take on some bloody unicorns and wild trolls then have my minions attack.

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Posted by 1337W422102 Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:40 pm
The Suburbs:
Found 90+ Cubes and I think 3 Autobot logos. 2 Skills, I think. I can't figure out how to get a 5 in Heroism, since most characters die too easily.
I finished the 'Hunt Down 4 S7 SUVs' mission which was hard as hell because of the vehicle mode camera and targeting system. Why couldn't they have made it more like UT2004???
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Found 2 Autobot logos, got 2 Skills, 92-ish Cubes, 3 Side Missions.

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Posted by The Happy Locust Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:11 pm
A spending spree later and I decided to hit some challenge missions. Nothing quite so relaxing as playing Golf, Hulk style. There seems to be something off with the physics of the golf ball, however. The lightest explosion from a car and that ball clears half the city.
Mission-wise, Took down a transport helicopter to collect some fuel rods.

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Posted by 1337W422102 Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:18 pm
Cleared the More Than Meets The Eye level, got 1 more Skill, 1 more Autobot logo. Damn, Shockwave looked bitchn' but he went down like a punk.
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Got 50-60-so Energon Cubes, did 3 Side missions, found about 2 or 3 Autobot logos, did 3 Skills. I've yet to do a single mission here....

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Posted by The Happy Locust Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:03 pm
Ninja Sixshot wrote:megaman 3: beat bubbleman and that other guy im not sure who he is.
a description would probably yield some answers.
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Completed the twilight temple. For the record, Zant is a fun boss to fight. He's surprisingly wacky for an overlord.
Got all the heart containers. Now I just need to go Poe Hunting.

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Posted by Ninja Sixshot Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:52 pm
The Grim Locust wrote:Ninja Sixshot wrote:megaman 3: beat bubbleman and that other guy im not sure who he is.
a description would probably yield some answers.
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okay, fine. hes the boss in the gemeniman stage that isnt bubbleman. i could always look at megaman 2 and see who he is.
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Posted by Psycho Warrior Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:49 am
Ninja Sixshot wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Ninja Sixshot wrote:megaman 3: beat bubbleman and that other guy im not sure who he is.
a description would probably yield some answers.
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Got all the heart containers. Now I just need to go Poe Hunting.
okay, fine. hes the boss in the gemeniman stage that isnt bubbleman. i could always look at megaman 2 and see who he is.
that would be flash man.
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Made it to the undercity, going to take on the courupted Paladin

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Posted by The Happy Locust Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:36 am
A doozy of a mission this time. Had to destroy a fuel depot, an armory, and a Command center to keep Blonsky from instating Martial law on the city. Along with that, I had to destroy 3 of the Destroyer Class Hulkbuster units. Fun but aggravating. Along with that i was dodging tanks, helicopters, and swarms of normal Hulkbuster units.

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Posted by The Happy Locust Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:22 am
Well, I downloaded it for a party session, I figure I may as well run the courses. On that note, got the Mushroom cup in 50CC

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Posted by 1337W422102 Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:35 am
Got everything in The Suburbs, all the Cubes, Logos, Skills, and Sub Missions.
Started a Decepticon campaign. Blackout is hard to fly with the craptastic PC controls. Scorponok is pretty damn fun to play as, but finding Energon as him is tough. I hope I have another Blackout mission soon so I can go back to Cube-hunting!

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Posted by The Happy Locust Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:37 pm
Took first place in the 50cc Flower cup.
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Posted by 1337W422102 Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:34 pm
Autobot Campaign:
Found all of the Autobot Logos in the first 3 Levels. Found all of the Autobot Logos in Lv1, missing 1 in Lv2, and about 3 in Lv3, which I'm guessing are all in one spot...
Storywise, I reached the final level. Currently looking for Energon, Logos, and Sub Missions.

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Posted by Binaltech Bombshell Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:22 pm
Completed Yasha's costume collection.

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Posted by 1337W422102 Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:55 pm
Played the first Level of the Decepticon Campaign. Got 47 Energon Cube, one Logo (I would have got 3 but damn Scorpy can't reach 'em!), and I played the Sumo Sub Mission.

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Posted by The Happy Locust Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:21 pm
Just took the gold cup in the star and special cups. 50cc class.

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Posted by Psycho Warrior Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:26 pm
just killed the succubus queen, next target is the paladin.

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Posted by The Happy Locust Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:30 pm
Unlocked Joe Fixit. And I doubt I'll ever change skins again.
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Posted by Psycho Warrior Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:06 pm
Killed the paladin, surprising fun to kill this smug bas***d

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