The Energon Pub

Shadowman wrote:I've been driving in circles in the desert in my makeshift jalopy, screaming and hollering and dressing like a crappy metal band. Tomorrow me and the guys were going to ransack this caravan for their gasoline.

Be careful Ken don't come out and go all 7 scars on yo ass.

BeastProwl wrote:

Shadowman wrote:I've been driving in circles in the desert in my makeshift jalopy, screaming and hollering and dressing like a crappy metal band. Tomorrow me and the guys were going to ransack this caravan for their gasoline.

Be careful Ken don't come out and go all 7 scars on yo ass.

I was going more Mad Max than Fist of the North Star, but it's all relative.

Rodimus Prime wrote:

Shadowman wrote:Son of a bitch! Who leaked the plans?! Was it you, Gary? God damn it, Gary, we thought we were being nice by not sewing your mouth shut! You always do this!

F*ckin' Gary...

Surprising what 2 saltine crackers and a bowl of crushed Rocky Mountain oysters can get you. Maybe you should feed those f**kers more than twice a week...

Maybe if he wasn't such a traitor-bitch he'd get a Twinkie now and then! Now all he's getting is Tofu and Rice cakes.

Shadowman wrote:

Rodimus Prime wrote:Surprising what 2 saltine crackers and a bowl of crushed Rocky Mountain oysters can get you. Maybe you should feed those f**kers more than twice a week...

Maybe if he wasn't such a traitor-bitch he'd get a Twinkie now and then! Now all he's getting is Tofu and Rice cakes.

But didn't he turn into a traitor-bitch because you only fed him bull's ballz twice a week for months now?

Rodimus Prime wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

Rodimus Prime wrote:Surprising what 2 saltine crackers and a bowl of crushed Rocky Mountain oysters can get you. Maybe you should feed those f**kers more than twice a week...

Maybe if he wasn't such a traitor-bitch he'd get a Twinkie now and then! Now all he's getting is Tofu and Rice cakes.

But didn't he turn into a traitor-bitch because you only fed him bull's ballz twice a week for months now?

He's lucky they were bull balls! If he doesn't keep his mouth shut, they're going to be Gary balls next.

Shadowman wrote:

Rodimus Prime wrote:But didn't he turn into a traitor-bitch because you only fed him bull's ballz twice a week for months now?

He's lucky they were bull balls! If he doesn't keep his mouth shut, they're going to be Gary balls next.

If he had any ballz, he wouldn't be such a sniveling little bitch. Besides, how do you know it was him?

Rodimus Prime wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

Rodimus Prime wrote:But didn't he turn into a traitor-bitch because you only fed him bull's ballz twice a week for months now?

He's lucky they were bull balls! If he doesn't keep his mouth shut, they're going to be Gary balls next.

If he had any ballz, he wouldn't be such a sniveling little bitch. Besides, how do you know it was him?

If it was him, cool. If not, now everyone else knows what's going to happen if it was them.

Anyway, my post-apocalyptic compound is also outfitted with motion sensors and flamethrowers around the perimeter walls. Yes, it might seem like a waste of fuel to have flamethrowers, but I like a good BBQ.

I hate how we no-longer have any coffee, I need my fix. I beat a woman with her baby today because thought she had coffee, turns out it was decaf.

Sometimes I try to remember how it used to be, before this world turned me into a sadistic monster. Then I realize it was all my fault, I should have bought more gold, then everything would be better.

Dead Metal wrote:I hate how we no-longer have any coffee, I need my fix. I beat a woman with her baby today because thought she had coffee, turns out it was decaf.

Sometimes I try to remember how it used to be, before this world turned me into a sadistic monster. Then I realize it was all my fault, I should have bought more gold, then everything would be better.

It's a damn shame the Cyborg-Zombies went and took over South America. Had we known their Kryptonite was gold bars, we might have stopped them sooner...

I was wondering around outside some asshole's camp today because I smelt BBQ, but the bastard set up tripwires and flamethrowers! What a waste of fuel! I give him a week.

I don't have any gold bars. Never bothered to get any. They're only good for what Dead Metal said, bludgeoning people with it. I have plenty of other tools for that. I just mounted brand new twin machine guns on the hood of my car. I am planning on doing some practicing later. I hope the idiot sneaking around outside didn't get himself fried or blown up. I need target practice. I wonder if he was 1 of Shadowman's peons. Maybe he got out of the gimp suit somehow...?

Rodimus Prime wrote:I don't have any gold bars. Never bothered to get any. They're only good for what Dead Metal said, bludgeoning people with it. I have plenty of other tools for that. I just mounted brand new twin machine guns on the hood of my car. I am planning on doing some practicing later. I hope the idiot sneaking around outside didn't get himself fried or blown up. I need target practice. I wonder if he was 1 of Shadowman's peons. Maybe he got out of the gimp suit somehow...?

If he got out of the suit, it's not like he's coming back. We have a strict "No naked dudes" rule going on here.