How to get killed, TF style
Re: How to get killed, TF style
Posted by Sideswing Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:05 pm
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Re: How to get killed, TF style
Posted by SoUnDwAvEr1998 Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:48 am
Do it with Alice
Threaten to spay/neuter ROTF devatator
Tell ROTF Optimus your face is better than his
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Re: How to get killed, TF style
Posted by Uber Galvatron Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:02 pm
Challenge Movie Demolishor to a Unicycle race
Tell Soundwave that the Sattelite he was raping in RoTF was actually a Male Autobot.
Get Movie Long-Haul to heat up your barbeque
Challenge Movie Rampage to a Pogo-stick duel
and of course, the worst possible punishment in TF history
WATCH KISS PLAYERS (Grabs Crucifix + Holy water)

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Re: How to get killed, TF style
Posted by Carriemus Prime Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:25 pm
Be an annoying human parent in front of TF 2007's Ironhide when Optimus isn't around.

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hellkitty wrote:Ah yes. The Ladies Thread: warning: males entering the dreaded and estrogen-drenched domains of the Ladies Thread shall be subjected to slash references, randomness, hugz and apparently, now, sexual harassment.
Burn wrote:Name_Violation wrote:if you keep writing slash you'll get hairy palms and go blind
The man is wise.
Of course wisdom often comes from experience.
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Re: How to get killed, TF style
Posted by Carriemus Prime Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:30 pm
Tell Soundwave that the Sattelite he was raping in RoTF was actually a Male Autobot.quote]
Nice he he.
Got another; Tell Starscream your tattoos are cooler than his

Fanfics:Cave In with HK + Shattered Glass
hellkitty wrote:Ah yes. The Ladies Thread: warning: males entering the dreaded and estrogen-drenched domains of the Ladies Thread shall be subjected to slash references, randomness, hugz and apparently, now, sexual harassment.
Burn wrote:Name_Violation wrote:if you keep writing slash you'll get hairy palms and go blind
The man is wise.
Of course wisdom often comes from experience.
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Re: How to get killed, TF style
Posted by Bloodlust Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:36 am

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Re: How to get killed, TF style
Posted by zombiebunny Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:11 pm
Tell Prowl a Spok joke
Tell Rodimus he's a nice and flamboyant shade of hot pink
zero-kaiser wrote:-hugs Carriemus and HK muchly- ...I'm glad I dont have to kidnap you both and zip-tie you together until you make up
Carriemus Prime wrote:ZK you would kidnap us and zip tie us what kind of freaky **** are you into....
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Re: How to get killed, TF style
Posted by Carriemus Prime Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:44 am

Fanfics:Cave In with HK + Shattered Glass
hellkitty wrote:Ah yes. The Ladies Thread: warning: males entering the dreaded and estrogen-drenched domains of the Ladies Thread shall be subjected to slash references, randomness, hugz and apparently, now, sexual harassment.
Burn wrote:Name_Violation wrote:if you keep writing slash you'll get hairy palms and go blind
The man is wise.
Of course wisdom often comes from experience.
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Re: How to get killed, TF style
Posted by Name_Violation Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:42 pm
Carriemus Prime wrote:Paint over Movie Optimus's flames when he's in Autobot equivalent of sleep/rest, with luminous yellow (toxic looking) paint.
g2 beat you to it

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Re: How to get killed, TF style
Posted by zombiebunny Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:35 pm
it's in the ark message board humor thread
zero-kaiser wrote:-hugs Carriemus and HK muchly- ...I'm glad I dont have to kidnap you both and zip-tie you together until you make up
Carriemus Prime wrote:ZK you would kidnap us and zip tie us what kind of freaky **** are you into....
Burn wrote:If it makes you feel better I could grope you?
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Re: How to get killed, TF style
Posted by Carriemus Prime Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:23 pm
Name_Violation wrote:Carriemus Prime wrote:Paint over Movie Optimus's flames when he's in Autobot equivalent of sleep/rest, with luminous yellow (toxic looking) paint.
g2 beat you to it
Damn G2

Fanfics:Cave In with HK + Shattered Glass
hellkitty wrote:Ah yes. The Ladies Thread: warning: males entering the dreaded and estrogen-drenched domains of the Ladies Thread shall be subjected to slash references, randomness, hugz and apparently, now, sexual harassment.
Burn wrote:Name_Violation wrote:if you keep writing slash you'll get hairy palms and go blind
The man is wise.
Of course wisdom often comes from experience.
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Re: How to get killed, TF style
Posted by munkimus prime Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:22 am
Drink what ever comes out of them.
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Re: How to get killed, TF style
Posted by Carriemus Prime Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:37 am
munkimus prime wrote:Ask ROTF Scrapper about his nipples.
Drink what ever comes out of them.
Oooohh so wrong!!! ROFL

Fanfics:Cave In with HK + Shattered Glass
hellkitty wrote:Ah yes. The Ladies Thread: warning: males entering the dreaded and estrogen-drenched domains of the Ladies Thread shall be subjected to slash references, randomness, hugz and apparently, now, sexual harassment.
Burn wrote:Name_Violation wrote:if you keep writing slash you'll get hairy palms and go blind
The man is wise.
Of course wisdom often comes from experience.
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Re: How to get killed, TF style
Posted by Uber Galvatron Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:56 pm
Take Animated Blitzwing to Anger management class
Be in the vicinity of Bonecrusher's senses when he is nearby
Ask Shockwave about depth perception
Yell "TRUKK NOT MUNKY!" At Optimus Primal

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Re: How to get killed, TF style
Posted by Carriemus Prime Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:44 am
Tell Starscream he's Megatron's b*tch
Take a picture of movie Blackout (2007)
Think that the cassette players are outdated and tacky in the vicinity of G1 Soundwave

Fanfics:Cave In with HK + Shattered Glass
hellkitty wrote:Ah yes. The Ladies Thread: warning: males entering the dreaded and estrogen-drenched domains of the Ladies Thread shall be subjected to slash references, randomness, hugz and apparently, now, sexual harassment.
Burn wrote:Name_Violation wrote:if you keep writing slash you'll get hairy palms and go blind
The man is wise.
Of course wisdom often comes from experience.
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Re: How to get killed, TF style
Posted by aerospace starscream Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:58 am
tell rotf megatron he is fat/ he has big feet.
tell rotf fallen he is big piece of old scrap/or call him skimpy transformer (because he is so skinny)
formally twisted decepticon I AM PROUD TO BE A DECEPTICON
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Re: How to get killed, TF style
Posted by zombiebunny Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:10 pm
Tell Starscream he's Megatron's b*tch
/quote]
Read TF slash to any TF and you'll get killed
Feed the ZB ethers
Ask the Coke machine in the 07 movie for a soda.
Ask Huffer how he got his name
zero-kaiser wrote:-hugs Carriemus and HK muchly- ...I'm glad I dont have to kidnap you both and zip-tie you together until you make up
Carriemus Prime wrote:ZK you would kidnap us and zip tie us what kind of freaky **** are you into....
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Re: How to get killed, TF style
Posted by Carriemus Prime Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:34 pm
Read slash fiction to anyone in fact just read it out loud in the vicinity of any robot. (with zb to help you)
Play the theme tunes from disney films really loud on a loop in the autobot and decepticon bases

Fanfics:Cave In with HK + Shattered Glass
hellkitty wrote:Ah yes. The Ladies Thread: warning: males entering the dreaded and estrogen-drenched domains of the Ladies Thread shall be subjected to slash references, randomness, hugz and apparently, now, sexual harassment.
Burn wrote:Name_Violation wrote:if you keep writing slash you'll get hairy palms and go blind
The man is wise.
Of course wisdom often comes from experience.
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Re: How to get killed, TF style
Posted by aerospace starscream Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:23 am
tell prime he is big foot prime.
formally twisted decepticon I AM PROUD TO BE A DECEPTICON
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Re: How to get killed, TF style
Posted by Carriemus Prime Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:58 pm

Fanfics:Cave In with HK + Shattered Glass
hellkitty wrote:Ah yes. The Ladies Thread: warning: males entering the dreaded and estrogen-drenched domains of the Ladies Thread shall be subjected to slash references, randomness, hugz and apparently, now, sexual harassment.
Burn wrote:Name_Violation wrote:if you keep writing slash you'll get hairy palms and go blind
The man is wise.
Of course wisdom often comes from experience.
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Re: How to get killed, TF style
Posted by Doubledealer93 Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:18 pm

check out my collection thread, updated 2/25/13, and i kinda lost count, i have to count them again....
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Re: How to get killed, TF style
Posted by Carriemus Prime Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:04 pm

Fanfics:Cave In with HK + Shattered Glass
hellkitty wrote:Ah yes. The Ladies Thread: warning: males entering the dreaded and estrogen-drenched domains of the Ladies Thread shall be subjected to slash references, randomness, hugz and apparently, now, sexual harassment.
Burn wrote:Name_Violation wrote:if you keep writing slash you'll get hairy palms and go blind
The man is wise.
Of course wisdom often comes from experience.
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Re: How to get killed, TF style
Posted by zombiebunny Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:00 am
Carriemus Prime wrote:P!ss me off
*reads terrible slashy fics with improper grammar, no commas, and anything else that's scary *
Tell G1 Megatron that his plans are not "Excellent"
Ask Movie Bee why he has Gundam feet
Tell Grimlock you're the bigger badass.
zero-kaiser wrote:-hugs Carriemus and HK muchly- ...I'm glad I dont have to kidnap you both and zip-tie you together until you make up
Carriemus Prime wrote:ZK you would kidnap us and zip tie us what kind of freaky **** are you into....
Burn wrote:If it makes you feel better I could grope you?
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Re: How to get killed, TF style
Posted by Carriemus Prime Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:45 pm
zombybunnie wrote:Carriemus Prime wrote:P!ss me off
*reads terrible slashy fics with improper grammar, no commas, and anything else that's scary *![]()
Tell G1 Megatron that his plans are not "Excellent"
Ask Movie Bee why he has Gundam feet
Tell Grimlock you're the bigger badass.
Nice try ZB
Tell Starscream he'll never be leader of anything and that you know about his secret, then walk away without telling him what it is you know.

Fanfics:Cave In with HK + Shattered Glass
hellkitty wrote:Ah yes. The Ladies Thread: warning: males entering the dreaded and estrogen-drenched domains of the Ladies Thread shall be subjected to slash references, randomness, hugz and apparently, now, sexual harassment.
Burn wrote:Name_Violation wrote:if you keep writing slash you'll get hairy palms and go blind
The man is wise.
Of course wisdom often comes from experience.
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Re: How to get killed, TF style
Posted by Dr. Richtofen Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:30 pm
"I could go for a BBQ bacon burger."
"And a large order of fries, and..."
"...an orange soda with no ice, and a..."
"...piece of hot apple pie.""
tell galvatron his universe toy sucks
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