The Energon Pub

by **Snowtron** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:34 pm

Eating sand paper can't be as painful as it burning when you pee

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News Credits: 2 · by **Justicity** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:48 am

Snowtron wrote:Eating sand paper can't be as painful as it burning when you pee .!

Aw damn, now you've made me think of peeing while holding sandpaper! Owch!
Damn, imagine sandpaper gloves, then peeing with them on, scratchy.
Oh, Sandpaper gloves would be useful actually, it would make sanding easier, you wouldn't need to hold it, or risk sanding your fingers... Not a bad idea, could make quite a bit of money..... MINE! My idea, If I see sandpaper gloves reach retail I know who to tar & feather first... *looks suspiciously at Sherade*

News Credits: 21 · by **Skice** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:04 am

I guess I'll throw my hat into the ring for the next batch of drawings

Autobot420
alt mode: Van
weapon: shoulder mounted flamethrower cannons
personality: laid back hippie. instead of fighting he'd rather sit back, listen to some tunes, and smoke some energanja. :mrgreen:

accessories: maybe like a bong(like the one in my sig) or something.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:38 am

Lol you're talking about sandpaper?
Try this on for size!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6ueqjtzY3Q

News Credits: 1 · by **Sherade** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:54 pm

That was the best commercial in the history of the known universe. EVER.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:49 pm

Sherade wrote:That was the best commercial in the history of the known universe. EVER.

Yes it is, I want that toilet paper!

News Credits: 1 · by **Sherade** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 4:23 pm

That though is debatable...although it would cleanse the skin rather well.

Or remove it. Whatever.

News Credits: 2 · by **Justicity** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:55 pm

Funnily enough, I wouldn't be totally against buying that....

News Credits: 1 · by **Sherade** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:50 pm

Tell us how it works, I'll notify the hospital in advance.

by **Tangent** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:07 pm

Am I the only one here who has actually eaten sandpaper??

News Credits: 1 · by **Sherade** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:14 pm

Illogical.

News Credits: 11 · by **Robinson** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:22 pm

Tangent wrote:Am I the only one here who has actually eaten sandpaper??

The only one thats admitted to it.

by **Saberspark model H.** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:48 pm

I did this on purpose because I'd knew how you guys would react more blabey non-sense :mrgreen:

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Dare I ask how did you obtain that B-O-N-G pipe Mr.Autobot240?

Also Try removing obscene Facial bumps on your face with sandpaper.

News Credits: 21 · by **Skice** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 8:07 pm

Saberspark model H. wrote:Dare I ask how did you obtain that B-O-N-G pipe Mr.Autobot240?

actually i did not snap the pic I have no idea who did, a friend of mine sent it to me and I just absolutely loved it so I use it as my sig pic.but i do own several of my own. and I bought them at a local head shop. anything else you'd like to know? /:)

News Credits: 2 · by **Justicity** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:50 am

Robinson wrote:
Tangent wrote:Am I the only one here who has actually eaten sandpaper??

The only one thats admitted to it.

Nope, I have both eaten & admitted ^^ It hurts like hell. (the eating, not the admitting of course.)

News Credits: 1 · by **Sherade** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:03 am

Autobot420 wrote:but i do own several of my own. and I bought them at a local head shop. anything else you'd like to know?

This is a jAm! moment.

BoNg Is bAD fOr YoU!
DrUgS iS PaIn!

by **Tangent** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:08 am

Justicity wrote:
Robinson wrote:
Tangent wrote:Am I the only one here who has actually eaten sandpaper??

The only one thats admitted to it.

Nope, I have both eaten & admitted ^^ It hurts like hell. (the eating, not the admitting of course.)

Ha, knew I wasnt the only one! Ahh scratchy teeth! :sad:

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:51 am

Tangent wrote:
Justicity wrote:
Robinson wrote:
Tangent wrote:Am I the only one here who has actually eaten sandpaper??

The only one thats admitted to it.

Nope, I have both eaten & admitted ^^ It hurts like hell. (the eating, not the admitting of course.)

Ha, knew I wasnt the only one! Ahh scratchy teeth!

Why did you eat it?

by **Tangent** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:41 am

To try and stave off bordom for another 5 minutes, same reason I do everything.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:45 am

Tangent wrote:To try and stave off bordom for another 5 minutes, same reason I do everything.

Hem, good point, but a less painfull idea is watching crap like southpark online.

by **Tangent** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:06 am

This is true, but you cant do that in 3D Design class, although I have watched Salad Fingers in Chemestry before now...

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:09 am

3D design class?!
Cool, damn I hate it here, no cool schools like that!
Best thing I have is computer lesions for secretary's,.... don't ask, I can brows the Internet during that, but can't watch vids.

News Credits: 2 · by **Justicity** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:06 pm

Tangent wrote:This is true, but you cant do that in 3D Design class, although I have watched Salad Fingers in Chemestry before now...

Aw man! I'm doing that in Uni next year, you mean I won't get to spend all lessons watching anime?!?!
Guess I'll have to again resort to sand paper ^^

by **Tangent** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:23 pm

Justicity wrote:
Tangent wrote:This is true, but you cant do that in 3D Design class, although I have watched Salad Fingers in Chemestry before now...

Aw man! I'm doing that in Uni next year, you mean I won't get to spend all lessons watching anime?!?!
Guess I'll have to again resort to sand paper ^^

What, no pointless Art Foundation year inbetween?

Once you tire of eating sandy paper, try a belt-sander race, now they are fun!