The Energon Pub

by **Predaprince** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:38 pm

Blast Cannon wrote:
*Elita_One* wrote:

Come on, how could you NOT want to mate with that? Him and that sexy, sexy cassette chest.

Oh, yeah. I would totally Ravage Soundwave. Geddit?

Everything except geddit.

by **MercilessOne** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:41 pm

Megan Fox...

uhhhh yeah >_>

by ***Elita_One*** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:27 pm

I would SO caress Soundwave's "trigger".

by **Blast Cannon** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:41 pm

*Elita_One* wrote:I would SO caress Soundwave's "trigger".

I'd love to run my hand up and down the barrel of Soundwave's weapon...

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:44 pm

Blast Cannon wrote:
*Elita_One* wrote:I would SO caress Soundwave's "trigger".

I'd love to run my hand up and down the barrel of Soundwave's weapon...

Fruit.

by ***Elita_One*** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:47 pm

I am so turned on right now.

by **Blast Cannon** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:50 pm

See? A little bit of good has come out of this frankly weird topic.

We've traumatised and chastised a thirteen year old at the same time, we've observed Canadians socialising, and we've exposed Elita One as a sex pest. What a wonderful thread we've managed to create.

by ***Elita_One*** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:55 pm

I am so turned on right now.

by **Blast Cannon** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:57 pm

See.

by ***Elita_One*** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:59 pm

I like to touch myself and take pictures posing as Supergirl. Please don't disrespect just because I'm "different".

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:06 pm

*Elita_One* wrote:I like to touch myself and take pictures posing as Supergirl. Please don't disrespect just because I'm "different".

Hot.
No, really.
I think I retarded the heating somehow.

by **Blast Cannon** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:08 pm

Will somebody please think of the children?

And no, JP. Not in that way. You lecherous parasite.

by ***Elita_One*** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:08 pm

I'm strongly thinking of making an asswipe of myself and posting the Supergirl picture.

Or maybe I'll just touch myself a bit more.

by **Blast Cannon** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:11 pm

*Elita_One* wrote:I'm strongly thinking of making an asswipe of myself and posting the Supergirl picture.

Or maybe I'll just touch myself a bit more.

You do realise at least twelve 'lurkers' are feverishly masturbating to that image right now?

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:12 pm

Blast Cannon wrote:
*Elita_One* wrote:I'm strongly thinking of making an asswipe of myself and posting the Supergirl picture.

Or maybe I'll just touch myself a bit more.

You do realise at least twelve 'lurkers' are feverishly masturbating to that image right now?

You, me and who?

News Credits: 2 · by **Insurgent** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:14 pm

I would comment on the original thread, but things have just progressed down a path far too funny.

by **Blast Cannon** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:14 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:
Blast Cannon wrote:
*Elita_One* wrote:I'm strongly thinking of making an asswipe of myself and posting the Supergirl picture.

Or maybe I'll just touch myself a bit more.

You do realise at least twelve 'lurkers' are feverishly masturbating to that image right now?

You, me and who?

Well, Insurgent for one.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:15 pm

*Elita_One* wrote:I like to touch myself and take pictures posing as Supergirl. Please don't disrespect just because I'm "different".

Sorry, Atheists, turns out, there IS a God. ;;)

by ***Elita_One*** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:15 pm

If I were them, I'd jerk off too.

PLUS the hair...it was red and in pigtails....SEX.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:19 pm

Eww, ginger.

Like Prowl76 on Facebook · by **Prowl76** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:20 pm

*Elita_One* wrote:If I were them, I'd jerk off too.

PLUS the hair...it was red and in pigtails....SEX.

Oh my! What did I just walk into? :shock:

And why can't I look away?

by **Blast Cannon** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:21 pm

Here they come, and in more ways than one!

by **Sonray** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:21 pm

Blast Cannon wrote:See? A little bit of good has come out of this frankly weird topic.

We've traumatised and chastised a thirteen year old at the same time, we've observed Canadians socialising, and we've exposed Elita One as a sex pest. What a wonderful thread we've managed to create.

Ahhh, what a great community! :p