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Transformers Joke Thread?

Postby BeastProwl » Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:47 pm

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I wanted to start my own little game thread, seems like a happening thing right now, and It's all in good fun!

How many Transformers jokes are there? Not enough!

Here's one to start:
Why was Hotshot late for work? He forgot his Cyber planet keys!

I know, It's not that funny, but I'm sure the many minds of seibertron can muster up better ones than that, right?
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Re: Transformers Joke Thread?

Postby dinogeist » Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:28 am

BeastProwl wrote:I wanted to start my own little game thread, seems like a happening thing right now, and It's all in good fun!

How many Transformers jokes are there? Not enough!

Here's one to start:
Why was Hotshot late for work? He forgot his Cyber planet keys!

I know, It's not that funny, but I'm sure the many minds of seibertron can muster up better ones than that, right?


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Re: Transformers Joke Thread?

Postby Red 50 » Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:39 am

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How long does it take for Prime to swap a light bulb?
It doesn't because he uses his headlights instead.
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Re: Transformers Joke Thread?

Postby BeastProwl » Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:14 am

Motto: "Gravity Hurts"
Weapon: Razor Tipped Wing Swords
Red 50 wrote:How long does it take for Prime to swap a light bulb?
It doesn't because he uses his headlights instead.

:D See? Aint THAT Hard!
What's the one snack all Tf's buy from the 99Cent store?
Cyber-chips.
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Re: Transformers Joke Thread?

Postby #1 Signal Lancer fan » Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:01 pm

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How many Transformers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, he just transforms from lightbulb mode to robot mode
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