The Energon Pub

by **Dr. Richtofen** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:22 pm

call grimlock a bozo
push over prime and say:"ryou rose and fell! haw"
get in a staring contest with doubleheader.
yell"Cumbyner not Munkey!" at movie devastator :lol:

by **Bloodlust** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:40 pm

Tell movie Bonecrusher you hate him more than he hates you

by **DecepticonStinger** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:10 am

Piss off DS Game Barricade by saying "Megatron is a joke. He has abbandoned us." for more then 100 times XD ( I think five times will do before he rips you to pieces XP )

News Credits: 1 · by **Rodimus Minor** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:12 am

Ask Scalpel to give you a examination of your brain
Ask G1 Mixmaster for medicine
Insult animated Megatron
Yell King Kong to Movie Devastator

by **DecepticonStinger** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:41 am

Lure Scrapper and Mixmaster with Oil so they get angry like hell XD

by **TattedPitbull** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:45 pm

tell funny jokes like this:
Fallen is so old even the dirt said "oh hell no"
Starscream has dogs chasing him because he looks like a dorito.
Megatron is so mean even Rottweilers look at him and say "F*** You"
Optimus Prime is like a nun, cept theres a chance he could've been laid.
Devastator is so fat he uses a super highway as a slip n' slide.
lol i love myself!

News Credits: 37 · by **SlyTF1** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:03 am

Show Optimus that new voyager armor prime, or whatever its called, he'll rip off your face! And rip your heart out of your @$$!

News Credits: 5 · by **--B--** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:43 pm

Become Gnaw's dentist.

News Credits: 1 · by **Rodimus Minor** » Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:24 am

Tell City Commander he is just a knock off repaint of the Power Commander.

by **DecepticonStinger** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:25 am

Oh, that's going to hurt XD

Say the opposite stuff of what Animated Starscream is saying for more then 7 minutes XD

by **JetOptimus23** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:23 pm

Let Skywarp walk behind you.
Jaywalk on Quintessa.
Take a swim on Quintessa.
Be a human on Gigantion.
Be a fat guy on jungle planet.

News Credits: 2 · by **munkimus prime** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:05 am

Be a pedestrian on Speed Planet.

Find Movie Prime's trophy room

by **G1 Smoketreader** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:03 pm

Tell RoTF Devastator that he already died in the previous movie.

Tell Grindor that he already died in the previus movie at Human hands.

Tell Optimus Prime he dies in every Transformers saga.

Tell Starscream that when he dies he gets ressurected as Waspinator.

Tell Sunstreaker that Sideswipe got a part in the film but didn't tell his twin about it.

Tell Ironhide he only looks good cuz they dressed him up as Trailbreaker.

Tell Megan Fox "We prefer Rosie...but Wheelie still loves you".

by **JetOptimus23** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:25 pm

Try to expose animated Shockwave.
Get in a ninja fight with TFA Prowl.
Tell Lugnut that megatron sucks. (POKE to the face!)
Tell WFC Trypticon that he's a Mechagodzilla ripoff.
Be the Prime before Optimus.

by **Tristar** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:24 pm

be the guy who was flicked by megatron in the first movie

News Credits: 1 · by **adamassc** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:36 pm

Be a Decepticon near G1 Galvatron (especially a Sweep)

Ask G1 Ultra Magnus if he can deal with it now

be human near TFA Sentinal Prime

Tell Nemesis Prime he's a cheap OP repaint.

sing 'You've got the Touch' to SG Optimus Prime

show G1 Ravage SG Ravage

by **Malicron** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:53 pm

Work for BW Megatron

Be Optimus Prime (don't worry, it won't last)

Say you like Bayformers in the middle of BotCon.

by **G1 Smoketreader** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:44 pm

Tell Tf1 Bonecrusher sorry he was killed off before the appearance of Devastator in RotF,but that you've scored him the star role in the Upcoming TeleDrama "Last of the Constructicons" where he plays himself, the lone renegade who was once Devastators penis.

by **Torino_Prime** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:27 pm

Be a crew member of an Ark sent to reinforce Autobot City without Optimus Prime onboard.

This really should have been posted earlier...

by **Catalyst Prime** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 7:43 pm

Tell TFA Sentinal that he looks like a human.
Try to pet Ravage while saying "Who's a pretty kitty."
Be anywhere near Dogfight while he's flying...

by **Praxus Prime** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:49 pm

Accept a dinner invitation from Unicron.
(hint hint, YOU'RE dinner)

News Credits: 1 · by **adamassc** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:51 pm

Hit on s3 Sari

ask Grimlock to define Archeological Empericism using the Clovis toolkit as an example

Announce your love of Kiss Players at Botcon.

Clone Starscream

Be a proponent of RiD

by **Wreckage42** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 7:27 pm

Just get shot in the shoulder. Results guranteed!

by **Chupacabra Convoy** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 6:33 pm

Wreckage42 wrote:Just get shot in the shoulder. Results guranteed!

Damn I was gonna say that one, but shouldn't be:

Just ask G1 Brawn if you can pat him on the shoulder.

Carry the Matrix.

Stand in front of IDW Sunstreaker and ask if you can take him apart to see how he works.

Piss off Kup.

Ask Impactor about Pova.

Work in Ironfist's/Wheeljack's lab.

Dress in red in front of Slag or Tantrum.

Try to stand in front of Blurr going top speed, or say that he's slower than the Mach 1.

Call any Jazz a cracker, or whitebread.

Date a Kiss Player.

Call any Starscream the universe's/Megatron's whipping boy.

Eat an Energon cube.

And finally, just stay inside any Transformer as they transform.

by **Senator Ratbat** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:54 am

Tell Movieverse Ironhide that his face strongly resembles Yogi Bear.

Tell Longarm Prime that you think you have a lead on the mole.

Play discordant technical death metal for Soundwave.

Take Carly out on a date, come back and ask Spike to smell your finger.

Stand for a few seconds on Unicron's shoulder joint.

Tell Sky-Byte that his writing is dreadful (actually, probably nothing would happen).

Take a ride in Starscream's cockpit to go see Thundercracker on Mars.

Have an aggressive pillow fight with Bulkhead.