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Battle of the Blunders!

Got a crazy idea of a fantasy battle? Want to know if Unicron would defeat the Death Star? Debate your favorite fantasy battles here!
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Battle of the Blunders!

Postby Big_yellow_glasses » Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:26 am

okay, every crappy ass Transformer in histroy get into a little "spat".

The winner gets a temporary "Non-suck" upgrade that allows them to kick-ass for at least one hour

who wins?

Cyb. Clocker
Cyb. Jolt
Wheelie
Tracks
etc.

(DO NOT INCLUDE BUMBLEBEE, HE HAS OL'E UNICRON TO BACK HIM UP!)

My money's on Clocker, he's not as bad as some of the others
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Postby Exulted Unicron » Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:51 am

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Tracks. he'd get his paintjob scratched and then he'd go into a murderous rampage....and then he'd lay on the floor and have a tantrum
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Postby Bluebullet » Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:30 pm

I don't consider Tracks or Cyb. Clocker to be crappy, but Tracks FTW.
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Postby AxiomScion » Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:26 am

If you replaced Tracks with Scooter :-? i think you'ld have your winner.

:P well the nearly triple changer is just too cool for this fight. I'ld just as soon use the nearly Transformer and rival of Wheelie.

:shock: it's not the fight for the suckiest... in that case Tracks would win since he kinda can fly...
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Re: Battle of the Blunders!

Postby snavej » Tue Sep 26, 2023 9:30 am

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."
:-x There's no such thing as a lame Transformer.
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