The Energon Pub

The guy on the left.

Is Lugnut a Lugnut?

That's a touchy subject, he's a survivor of testicular cancer.

Why is Cyclonus' Armada never seen with Armada Cyclonus?

He got bored and ditched those lame-o's.

So... How 'bout that Segway Actionmaster Grimlock trolls around with?

It gets 100 miles-per-gallon..... of ice cream.

Why does Starscream sound just like Cobra Commander?

Wreck 'n Rule wrote:Only if they see their eye doctor every two years.

Who leads the Constructicons?

RID grimlock.
wait, no.
Armada scavenger.


why is movie bumblbee such a...movie bumblebee.
?

ArmadaPrime, you're breaking the line. We cannot accept your evils.

Wreck 'n Rule wrote:It gets 100 miles-per-gallon..... of ice cream.

Why does Starscream sound just like Cobra Commander?

They're separated at birth.

Would Cyclonus ever miss Bombshell?

Because he's a stink bomb.

Why is Bumblebee so over-saturated?

They want to be sure EVERYONE has some toy of him (PS: Legends class does not count, they're under-sized.)

How much would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck would be Buzzsaw?

Buzzsaw would frickin' kill that woodchuck.

Why doesn't Legends calss count? What's wrong with being small?

Nothing, it's what you do with it that counts. Keep telling that yourself and you'll eventually believe it.

Speaking of which, do you suppose Powerglide and Lube are friends?

Powerglide prefers KY.

If a tree falls in the woods, and it lands on and kills Wheelie, will anyone cry?

Not even his mother.

I've got this great idea for a show, it's about a race of biological lifeforms on a distant planet, the heroic Freedoms versus the evil Germans. It's going to air on the Iacon Network System and it's called 'HUMANS'. We'll make a good buck of the merchandising.

Whaddaya think?

The Germans are always the evil ones...

Why does Megatron have at least 2 or 3 vehicle modes per series?

He lost his way after 1984.

But come on, purple?

Start wearing purple.

What about red?

Only after Labor Day.... Oh wait, Labor Day was last week. Yeah sure, where red however you want.

Why isn't feedom the left of all sentient beings?

That's another story.

What will the Dinobot's do if they meet a real dinosaur?

Rust in pieces.

Is there an Energon donation clinic somewhere?

If in need of a large dosis of Energon, please blow up a small celestial body.

Would Arcee and Smurfette be friends?

Not after Springer and Hot Rod started hitting on the little blue thing!

Did Brawn die in the original movie?

Did who what where?

What.. is the air-speed velocity of an unladen Starscream?

I don't know tha- AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Which came first, the stasis pod or the protoform?

Holy crap. That's a good question indeed. We'll never know unless we ask Primus himself.

Given the sheer amount of fingers on the Fallen, which one would offend you if put up?

That one.

Which Soundwave is superior to the others?

Geewun. Constructicons inferior.

Is Hailstorm nothing but a jacked-up minicon?