The Energon Pub

by **Gyro-Robo** » Thu May 07, 2009 11:13 pm

Place your bets.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:11 am

I think this one's a bit of a no-brainer.

The mutant with the healing factor and claws (bone or metal, take your pick, really doesn't matter!) wins this one with barely a bat of an eyelash.

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Fri May 08, 2009 12:34 pm

kirk would seduce wolverine and have him teleported into space. he's james t kirk, the greatest seducer of all time

by **Tristar** » Fri May 08, 2009 12:53 pm

Phaser set to full power aim and fire! Sorry kinda hard to heal from being vaporized but, if Logan got close enough let the gutting begin!

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Fri May 08, 2009 1:20 pm

Tristar wrote:Phaser set to full power aim and fire! Sorry kinda hard to heal from being vaporized but, if Logan got close enough let the gutting begin!

How? Wolverine's survived being vaporized before. Of course, seeing as how his bones are indestructible, it's impossible to fully vaporize him.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri May 08, 2009 4:02 pm

Yeah that whole flying into the sun thing didn't particulary stop Wolverine ...

News Credits: 3 · by **Stormwolf** » Fri May 08, 2009 4:19 pm

Name_Violation wrote:kirk would seduce wolverine and have him teleported into space. he's james t kirk, the greatest seducer of all time

That only works on alien chicks (especially green ones).

Anyway, I'd say Kirk if he had access to technology from his timeperiod.

Otherwise it's going be slices of Shatner for dinner :grin:

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Sat May 09, 2009 2:54 am

Name_Violation wrote:kirk would seduce wolverine and have him teleported into space. he's james t kirk, the greatest seducer of all time

That is awesome.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun May 10, 2009 10:53 am

Burn wrote:Yeah that whole flying into the sun thing didn't particulary stop Wolverine ...

that was... so stupid. I blame the writers.

If Kirk has a phaser set to vaporize Wolvie's just a pretty metal skeleton. But Kirk would never win in a fist fight.

News Credits: 49 · by **Senor Hugo** » Sun May 10, 2009 12:01 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Burn wrote:Yeah that whole flying into the sun thing didn't particulary stop Wolverine ...

that was... so stupid. I blame the writers.

If Kirk has a phaser set to vaporize Wolvie's just a pretty metal skeleton. But Kirk would never win in a fist fight.

Because, as everyone knows, Wolverine is prone to just standing there and letting someone shoot at him with any sort of firearm.

Phaser or no phaser, Kirk loses.

by **Zero13** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:43 am

You also forgot to mention all of wolverines crazy skills..martial arts, firearms, ect. he's fought in virtually ever major war since the 1800's or sommthing, not to mention all the unmentionable missions.
And on the kirk/wolverine slash bit, wolverine's straight you know.

by **snavej** » Fri Oct 06, 2023 7:38 am

Kirk has the Enterprise. He could immobilise Wolvie in a force-field and take him to a black hole. Wolvie would be crushed into a singularity. Sorry, Wolvie but you were impossible anyway.