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This is not a direct fight. This is a fight of Jober Aura's.


Captain America. Cap's jober aura is world class and needs no elaboration.

Wolverine. Oh... Wolverine beat Sliver Surfer by stabbing him once. Nuff said.

Spider-Man. He beat Firelord. He has beaten Hulk. He has stopped Juggernaut. He has been usefull against Galactus.

Batman. He is able to sneak up on Superman. He has survived against Superman and numerous other people who should have splattered his brains. He is able to get the jump on Flash. He is able to stand, confront and outsmart Darkseid. Wtf.

Black Panther. In a recent Fantastic Four comic he jumped onto Silver Surfer's board in mid flight and then restrained him.

Deathstroke. He beat The Flash [Wally West], Zatanna, Hawkman, Green Lantern [Kyle Rayner], and some other superpowered mofo's in Identity Crisis.


If all of them were written in a comic and the writers were instructed to use FULL JOBBER AURA'S, who would win?

Winner by Ko, or Death.

I think a good battle would be between Spiderman and Batman?
In my opion it may be a draw because it is brain vs brain.

JinHeero wrote:This is not a direct fight. This is a fight of Jober Aura's.


Captain America. Cap's jober aura is world class and needs no elaboration.

Wolverine. Oh... Wolverine beat Sliver Surfer by stabbing him once. Nuff said.

Spider-Man. He beat Firelord. He has beaten Hulk. He has stopped Juggernaut. He has been usefull against Galactus.

Batman. He is able to sneak up on Superman. He has survived against Superman and numerous other people who should have splattered his brains. He is able to get the jump on Flash. He is able to stand, confront and outsmart Darkseid. Wtf.

Black Panther. In a recent Fantastic Four comic he jumped onto Silver Surfer's board in mid flight and then restrained him.

Deathstroke. He beat The Flash [Wally West], Zatanna, Hawkman, Green Lantern [Kyle Rayner], and some other superpowered mofo's in Identity Crisis.


If all of them were written in a comic and the writers were instructed to use FULL JOBBER AURA'S, who would win?

Winner by Ko, or Death.

Cap: has a good chance. anyone who can get all patriotic in the face of a cosmic being holding the infinity mitten, and get away with it has legendary jober aura status or atleast a good deal with McFoley at wrestlemania.

Wolvie: gets too lucky for it to be fun anymore... and I think Magneto ripping his metal out kinda filled his lose quota for the century.

Spiderman: atleast has a viable powerset reason to beat the fellow marvel cast on this list, but seeing as Marvel won't let him beat them... jober Aura gets nullified by above two names being featured in the same comic.

Batman: um... he is Superman without superpowers and a whole lot of family issues to make up for it. Krytonite not included so... Jober Aura lets him match the closest embodiment to superman on the list... Cap is sooo, screwed.

Blackpanther's Jober Aura includes retcons to make him look cooler even at the expense of cooler characters than him, like Storm. Otherwise his, besides an over all weaker jober Aura, he's batman.

Deathstroke dosen't have the Jober Aura strong enough to combat all the good guys on the list, but can hold his own one on one until the heroes close get torn up/destroyed.

about that metal removal trick magneto pulled....wouldn't that aid wolverine, after all, he'd be lighter, and faster, actually able to get the drop on magneto for once and with his uber regenerative powers, broken bones shouldn't detain him for long. Plus he could get through airport security.

anyway batman wins this one.

tequila stu wrote:about that metal removal trick magneto pulled....wouldn't that aid wolverine, after all, he'd be lighter, and faster, actually able to get the drop on magneto for once and with his uber regenerative powers, broken bones shouldn't detain him for long. Plus he could get through airport security.

anyway batman wins this one.

well not when you take in that he had two telepaths try to mentally stablize his mind and one telekenetic literally holding his body together for over 15 minutes. i'll give him that his jober aura let him come back from the brink of death to save one of them though. With out unbreakable claws they couldn't let him jober hulk any more... even with the healing factor kicked up a notch and added speed, he did fair as well against any of his high tier enemies. well until his fighting skill magically went up another notch.

anyway Bats Jober Aura would prevail, though without it... a toss up between Spidey and Deathstroke. Parker still the fastest one on the list and Slade is nearly batman with ligit super powers and a healing factor

Slade wins because they have some great music from the 1970s such as 'Cum on Feel the Noize' and 'Mama weer All Crazee Now'. The others just dance, drink and sing along. Except T'Challa because he's dead. And Cap. And Wolvie. And Batman's very old so he can only shuffle around. Spidey's just there on his own, dancing like a loon.