>
shop.seibertron.com amazon.seibertron.com Facebook Twitter X YouTube Pinterest Instagram Myspace LinkedIn Patreon Podcast RSS
Buy on eBay Contact Us Sign in Join Convert
This page runs on affiliate links — your clicks may earn us a few Shanix. Want the full transmission? Roll out to our Affiliate Disclosure.

The Energon Pub

SEIBERTRON - Your Planet For Everything Transformers

Skip to content

Joke thread

Welcome to the General Discussion area where just about anything goes! This area is designed to discuss all matters and does not necessarily have to be Transformers related. Please keep topics relevant.
Post a reply

Joke thread

Postby DJLazer » Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:41 pm

Motto: ""Destruction is the right of all autobot beings""
Weapon: Concussion Blaster Gun
Post all your jokes here.
Last edited by DJLazer on Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:28 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Image
Death to all autobots!
(Formerly known as lazerwave217)
DJLazer
Gestalt Team Leader
Posts: 971
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:55 pm
Location: Decepticon HQ
Strength: 8
Intelligence: 9
Speed: 2
Endurance: 6
Rank: 8
Courage: 5
Firepower: 6
Skill: 10
Top

Re: lame jokes

Postby Cyberstrike » Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:41 pm

Motto: "I don't lose, I CONQUER!"
Weapon: Electro-Sword
I write bad jokes good and good jokes badly.
Cyberstrike
Headmaster
Posts: 1219
Joined: Sun Sep 29, 2002 3:33 pm
Location: Indiana
Watch Cyberstrike on YouTube
Strength: 10+
Intelligence: 9
Speed: Infinity
Endurance: Infinity
Rank: 10+
Courage: 10+
Firepower: 8
Skill: 5
Top

Re: lame jokes

Postby Amelie » Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:05 pm

Motto: "I-I'm sorry.. I-I'll be going now.."
Weapon: No Weapon
Lame jokes? I've got one.

YOU

:D
Burn wrote:Let it be known, I murdered Amelie.
Accidentally.


Back from the dead, like some curious zombie amalgam...
User avatar
Amelie
Godmaster
Posts: 1817
News Credits: 33
Joined: Mon Jun 09, 2003 2:44 pm
Location: Brighton, England
Alt Mode: Unicrons Transformation Cog
Strength: 3
Intelligence: 7
Speed: 6
Endurance: 4
Rank: 3
Courage: 5
Firepower: 1
Skill: 10
Top

Re: lame jokes

Postby DJLazer » Mon Jan 31, 2011 7:27 pm

Motto: ""Destruction is the right of all autobot beings""
Weapon: Concussion Blaster Gun
Hey i got anotherone your mama is so poor that when i stepped on a cigar she said "who tured off the air conditioner?"
Image
Death to all autobots!
(Formerly known as lazerwave217)
DJLazer
Gestalt Team Leader
Posts: 971
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:55 pm
Location: Decepticon HQ
Strength: 8
Intelligence: 9
Speed: 2
Endurance: 6
Rank: 8
Courage: 5
Firepower: 6
Skill: 10
Top

Re: lame jokes

Postby Prime Riblet » Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:28 pm

Motto: "Mottos! We need no stinking mottos!"
Weapon: Double-Barreled, Armor-Piercing Particle Beam Cann...
Dude walks into a bar.......























The second guy ducks.
Image
User avatar
Prime Riblet
Gestalt
Posts: 2084
Joined: Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:08 am
Location: Rochester, MN U.S.A.
Strength: ???
Intelligence: 7
Speed: 4
Endurance: 8
Rank: 6
Courage: 8
Firepower: 9
Skill: 7
Top
Post a reply

Return to General Discussion

Who is online

Registered users: Bing [Bot], Bumblevivisector, Glyph, Google [Bot], Google Adsense [Bot], Google Feedfetcher, Hero Alpha, MSN [Bot], o.supreme, Yahoo [Bot], Ziusundra

Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By [ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

Patreon Become a Member

Transformers and More @ The Seibertron Store

Visit our store on eBay
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "Sonic The Hedgehog WINTER JAM Cvr B IDW Comics 2023 SEP231276 (CA) Oz (A) Kim"
NEW!
Sonic The Hedgehog ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "Star Trek STRANGE NEW WORLDS Illyrian Enigma #4 Cvr A IDW Comics JAN231633 4A"
NEW!
Star Trek STRANGE ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "Star Trek Strange New Worlds SCORPIUS RUN #3 Cvr C IDW Comics 2023 AUG231411 3C"
NEW!
Star Trek Strange ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "Star Trek Strange New Worlds SCORPIUS RUN #1 Cvr E 1:25 IDW Comics JUN231474 1E"
NEW!
Star Trek Strange ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "Star Trek Strange New Worlds SCORPIUS RUN #5 Cvr D 1:10 IDW Comics OCT231347 5D"
NEW!
Star Trek Strange ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "Star Trek Strange New Worlds SCORPIUS RUN #4 Cvr B IDW Comics 2023 SEP231292 4B"
NEW!
Star Trek Strange ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "Star Trek Strange New Worlds SCORPIUS RUN #3 Cvr A IDW Comics 2023 AUG231409 3A"
NEW!
Star Trek Strange ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "Star Trek STRANGE NEW WORLDS Illyrian Enigma #2 C 1:10 IDW Comics NOV221614 2C"
NEW!
Star Trek STRANGE ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "Star Trek Strange New Worlds SCORPIUS RUN #5 Cvr B IDW Comics 2024 OCT231345 5B"
NEW!
Star Trek Strange ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "Star Trek STRANGE NEW WORLDS Illyrian Enigma #4 Cvr B IDW Comics JAN231634 4B"
NEW!
Star Trek STRANGE ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "Star Trek Strange New Worlds SCORPIUS RUN #3 Cvr D 1:10 IDW Comics AUG231412 3D"
NEW!
Star Trek Strange ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "Star Trek Strange New Worlds SCORPIUS RUN #2 Cvr E 1:25 IDW Comics JUL231247 2E"
NEW!
Star Trek Strange ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "Star Trek Strange New Worlds SCORPIUS RUN #2 Cvr D 1:10 IDW Comics JUL231246 2D"
NEW!
Star Trek Strange ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "Star Trek Strange New Worlds SCORPIUS RUN #1 Cvr B IDW Comics 2023 JUN231471 1B"
NEW!
Star Trek Strange ...
These are affiliate links. We may earn a commission.
Details subject to change. See listing for latest price and availability.

Featured Products on Amazon.com

Buy "Transformers MPM-03 Movie 10th Anniversary Figure Bumblebee" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers: Generations Power of The Primes Deluxe Class Dinobot Swoop" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Deluxe Stryker 1 Action Figure" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers: Generations Power of The Primes Deluxe Class Dinobot Sludge" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Deluxe 20 Mercenary Action Figure" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Studio Series 10 Deluxe Class Movie 1 Autobot Jazz" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Titans Return Repugnus, Dastard, and Solus Prime Prime Master" on AMAZON
Buy "Cyberverse Warrior Class Windblade" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Titans Return Six Shot and Decepticon Revolver" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers: Generations Titans Return Legends Class Autobot Cosmos" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers: The Last Knight -- Knight Armor Turbo Changer Grimlock" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers MV5 Turbo Changer Super Nova Action Figure" on AMAZON
These are affiliate links. We may earn a commission.
Details subject to change. See listing for latest price and availability.
Optimus Prime on his deathbed
The Ultimate Caption Contest
Latest: Optimus Prime on his deathbed

© 2025 Seibertron LLC. All Rights Reserved. Established June 2000. SEIBERTRON™ is a trademark of Seibertron LLC. Trademark application pending. SEIBERTRON™ — the brand behind Seibertron.com — was founded by Ryan Yzquierdo and is powered by an elite squad of Wreckers on a mission to share and preserve Cybertronian history.

This site runs on affiliate Energon — some links may generate a small commission when you click or purchase. It costs you nothing, but helps us keep the Kremzeeks out of the server room. For all the disclosure details, roll out to our Affiliate Disclosure.

SEIBERTRON™ is your unofficial headquarters for everything Transformers — forged from fan-fueled Energon, not corporate assembly lines. We are not affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro or Takara Tomy. Transformers® is a registered trademark of Hasbro, Inc. Want the official word from Cybertron High Command? Visit Hasbro’s Transformers HQ or Takara Tomy’s base of operations.

Got intel, sightings, or feedback from the field? Contact us.

Over 9,187 pages retrieved from Vector Sigma’s databanks by 3,510 unique Seibertronians. This page was recently scanned 1 times. Transmission logged by Earth Defense Command – August 11th 2025 2:29pm CDT.

You are viewing SEIBERTRON™ v13.297 | Database Extension: MYSQL | Silver Age: 0