The Energon Pub

by **UFO** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:00 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:I wanna go to sleep so bad...but I can't...Oh well. Where's Tweezy? I need to misplace some aggression.

*pays randy to paint a target on his fanny*

And that's why you're my favorite.

PW needs to have his own plushie...actually..thats overdoing it...how about a line of power tools instead?

by **The Happy Locust** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:51 pm

sometimes there are days when you feel your awareness has expanded and you understand the world for what it truly is. Days when you understand just how meaningless your actions are and how far behind in life you've fallen. Then you realize it's been 6 minutes since you've had any caffeine.

*downs a 2-liter of cola*

And I'm back to happy overhappiness

by **UFO** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:21 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:sometimes there are days when you feel your awareness has expanded and you understand the world for what it truly is. Days when you understand just how meaningless your actions are and how far behind in life you've fallen. Then you realize it's been 6 minutes since you've had any caffeine.

*downs a 2-liter of cola*

And I'm back to happy overhappiness

Woo...

by **The Happy Locust** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:21 pm

Sonic wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:sometimes there are days when you feel your awareness has expanded and you understand the world for what it truly is. Days when you understand just how meaningless your actions are and how far behind in life you've fallen. Then you realize it's been 6 minutes since you've had any caffeine.

*downs a 2-liter of cola*

And I'm back to happy overhappiness

Woo...

and that's today's attempt at self-enlightenment. Return next week when we show you how to get out a wedgie without using your hands.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:41 am

Sonic wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:I wanna go to sleep so bad...but I can't...Oh well. Where's Tweezy? I need to misplace some aggression.

*pays randy to paint a target on his fanny*

And that's why you're my favorite.

PW needs to have his own plushie...actually..thats overdoing it...how about a line of power tools instead?

Plushies that weild powertools.

by **Exdominus** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:06 am

Now that this please is dead and these constant quoting makes no senses, I am going to hunts randys skin one and use it as a rug *hears randys scream and strt running*

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:54 am

Rex Necros wrote:Now that this please is dead and these constant quoting makes no senses, I am going to hunts randys skin one and use it as a rug *hears randys scream and strt running*

the Rex necros action figure! It it slices, it dices, It breaks bones! Comes with 3 randy decoys and working nuke. Not for children over 3, or people under 80.

by **Tweezy** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:52 am

Halo wrote:I wanna go to sleep so bad...but I can't...Oh well. Where's Tweezy? I need to misplace some aggression.

What'd I miss? I went to sleep early last night.
I'm not turning into the new randy am I?

by **Exdominus** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:51 am

*paints targets all over tweezy* Now yeah are

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:59 pm

Rex Necros wrote:*paints targets all over tweezy* Now yeah are

lead paint on bare skin... make me proud.

by **Halo** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:01 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:*paints targets all over tweezy* Now yeah are

lead paint on bare skin... make me proud.

Nice choice. I approve.

by **Exdominus** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:33 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:*paints targets all over tweezy* Now yeah are

lead paint on bare skin... make me proud.

Nice choice. I approve.

Yow better Believe it was lead paint, Now where is tweezy the random guy?

by **Tweezy** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:44 pm

Rex Necros wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:*paints targets all over tweezy* Now yeah are

lead paint on bare skin... make me proud.

Nice choice. I approve.

Yow better Believe it was lead paint, Now where is tweezy the random guy?

Does this mean I have to change my name to tweezy the random guy?

by **UFO** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:30 pm

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:*paints targets all over tweezy* Now yeah are

lead paint on bare skin... make me proud.

Nice choice. I approve.

Yow better Believe it was lead paint, Now where is tweezy the random guy?

Does this mean I have to change my name to tweezy the random guy?

Absolutley.

by **Exdominus** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:37 pm

Sonic wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:*paints targets all over tweezy* Now yeah are

lead paint on bare skin... make me proud.

Nice choice. I approve.

Yow better Believe it was lead paint, Now where is tweezy the random guy?

Does this mean I have to change my name to tweezy the random guy?

Absolutley.

Definitely

by **Tweezy** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:08 pm

Rex Necros wrote:
Sonic wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:*paints targets all over tweezy* Now yeah are

lead paint on bare skin... make me proud.

Nice choice. I approve.

Yow better Believe it was lead paint, Now where is tweezy the random guy?

Does this mean I have to change my name to tweezy the random guy?

Absolutley.

Definitely

Dammit

by **UFO** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:16 pm

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:
Sonic wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:*paints targets all over tweezy* Now yeah are

lead paint on bare skin... make me proud.

Nice choice. I approve.

Yow better Believe it was lead paint, Now where is tweezy the random guy?

Does this mean I have to change my name to tweezy the random guy?

Absolutley.

Definitely

Dammit

Yes. Damnit. I need to decide between these or these. What do you guys think? I'm more for the Spawns, but I would like to own a combiner...although the Spawn are reproductions of this.

So...Interlink or Gesalt?

by **The Happy Locust** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:33 pm

*Locust spots a $100 bill on the ground. Locust reaches for money and pockets it. Locust spots another $100 bill and pockets it.Locust spots another $100 bill and pockets it. Locust spots another $100 bill and pockets it....*

randy: does he know he's got a hole in his pocket?
randy2: He doesn't even have pockets.
Randy3: eww...

by **UFO** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:26 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:*Locust spots a $100 bill on the ground. Locust reaches for money and pockets it. Locust spots another $100 bill and pockets it.Locust spots another $100 bill and pockets it. Locust spots another $100 bill and pockets it....*

randy: does he know he's got a hole in his pocket?
randy2: He doesn't even have pockets.
Randy3: eww...

I could watch this forever...but I'd fall asleep after the first 5 minutes.

by **The Happy Locust** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:00 am

Sonic wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:*Locust spots a $100 bill on the ground. Locust reaches for money and pockets it. Locust spots another $100 bill and pockets it.Locust spots another $100 bill and pockets it. Locust spots another $100 bill and pockets it....*

randy: does he know he's got a hole in his pocket?
randy2: He doesn't even have pockets.
Randy3: eww...

I could watch this forever...but I'd fall asleep after the first 5 minutes.

*Locust spots another $100 bill and pockets it.Locust spots another $100 bill and pockets it. Locust spots another $100 bill and pockets it. Locust spots another $100 bill and pockets it.Locust spots another $100 bill and pockets it. Locust spots another $100 bill and pockets it....*

I'm paying off my student loans as we speak

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:05 am

*PW wakes up after long nap and crawls out of bed*

Boxers or breifs... Boxers or breifs... hmm... I'm awake 3 seconds and I'm already hit with a conundrum.

by **The Happy Locust** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:08 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:*PW wakes up after long nap and crawls out of bed*

Boxers or breifs... Boxers or breifs... hmm... I'm awake 3 seconds and I'm already hit with a conundrum.

I just skip that question and save myself the headache, and the chafing. :mrgreen:

by **Tweezy** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:56 am

Now we have to decide between Maui Wowie and Yukon Gold!

by **UFO** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:01 am

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:Now we have to decide between Maui Wowie and Yukon Gold!

Store brands! Yay! Go with the Corn Pops.

by **Exdominus** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:01 am

*walks scratchs his balls and notes asmall fratcher in the starbase haul* OH FUDGE BATS *Klaxons start to go off tpo warn people to evacuate* **** first thign the morning too