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by Lord Straxus » Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:08 pm
Uncrazzimatic wrote:Lord Straxus wrote:Burn wrote:I have no idea who Bob Barker is, therefore, your attempt at humour has failed!
Silly Maximal.

Can't tell if you're being serious or not, but here's Bob Barker:

He's always telling people to get their pets spayed and neutered.
Well he's in an elderly white male in a suit with a red tie in front of a very colourful background so.... Spokesperson for gay republicans?

He was the host of the Price is Right. There was a big thing in the news a couple of months back about who was going to take his place. I thought everyone would recognize him.
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by Burn » Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:15 pm
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Lord Straxus wrote:Uncrazzimatic wrote:Lord Straxus wrote:Burn wrote:I have no idea who Bob Barker is, therefore, your attempt at humour has failed!
Silly Maximal.

Can't tell if you're being serious or not, but here's Bob Barker:

He's always telling people to get their pets spayed and neutered.
Well he's in an elderly white male in a suit with a red tie in front of a very colourful background so.... Spokesperson for gay republicans?

He was the host of the Price is Right. There was a big thing in the news a couple of months back about who was going to take his place. I thought everyone would recognize him.
Maybe if they were American ....
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by Black Eyes » Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:15 pm
Lord Straxus wrote:Burn wrote:I have no idea who Bob Barker is, therefore, your attempt at humour has failed!
Silly Maximal.

Can't tell if you're being serious or not, but here's Bob Barker:

He's always telling people to get their pets spayed and neutered.
It's actually really good advice, theres far to many unwanted pets
you maximals should really take this to heart.
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by Lord Straxus » Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:17 pm
Burn wrote:Lord Straxus wrote:Uncrazzimatic wrote:Lord Straxus wrote:Burn wrote:I have no idea who Bob Barker is, therefore, your attempt at humour has failed!
Silly Maximal.

Can't tell if you're being serious or not, but here's Bob Barker:

He's always telling people to get their pets spayed and neutered.
Well he's in an elderly white male in a suit with a red tie in front of a very colourful background so.... Spokesperson for gay republicans?

He was the host of the Price is Right. There was a big thing in the news a couple of months back about who was going to take his place. I thought everyone would recognize him.
Maybe if they were American ....
Yeah, that just occurred to me. Got to get used to this whole global community
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by Waylander » Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:35 pm
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this works for all that can read it
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by Yoru Ookami » Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:44 pm
Omegacron wrote:It's actually really good advice, theres far to many unwanted pets
you maximals should really take this to heart. 
Yeah, I knew I was setting myself up for that, but I just couldn't pass that joke up.
Caelus wrote:Yoru Ookami wrote:Curse you Bob Barker!!

Curse you Reed Richards!!!
Sorry, I take any opportunity possible to say that.
I love your hidden explanation for why you said that
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by zemper » Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:58 pm
Caelus wrote:Yoru Ookami wrote:Curse you Bob Barker!!

Curse you Reed Richards!!!
Sorry, I take any opportunity possible to say that.
ooh, has this something to do with the Pro-Registration/Anti-Registration hullaballoo?
:MAX:
all the comments above are the HUMBLE OPINIONS of the said user only. 'nuff sed.
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by Burn » Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:10 pm
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Waylander wrote:
this works for all that can read it

Made even funnier by Waylander's avatar of Stewie rubbing his crotch.
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by Mogwai Prime » Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:08 pm
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[/con spam]
This is the villiany of the cons putting there noses where they don't belong!!
Join the honorable Maximals and stand strong with your friends in battle.
Go Maximal and Realease The Beast Within!!!
Join the Maximal Defense Force today!!!
:MAX:

Have you had your Seibergasm today?
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by Burn » Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:02 pm
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mmmmm Kentuck Fried Caelus.
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by KAMJIIN » Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:19 pm
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Burn wrote:mmmmm Kentuck Fried Caelus.
It's finger lickin good!
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by Burn » Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:28 pm
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KAMJIIN wrote:Burn wrote:mmmmm Kentuck Fried Caelus.
It's finger lickin good!
And tastes like chicken!
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by Rat Convoy » Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:35 pm
You guys think Caelus is finger licking good? You sad, sick, twisted little monkeys.
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by Burn » Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:42 pm
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by Deadpool. » Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:37 am
I get what you mean..
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by head-shot » Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:47 am
Den-O wrote:I get what you mean..

Hey!Dont dis rats.

We have a lot to thank the little critters for... like...like uh... the plage
I mean rodents commiting mass genaside
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by Rat Convoy » Fri Oct 12, 2007 10:38 am
Then you should use ketchup.
That joke is probably only funny if you read Terry Pratchett... Anyway...And Rattrap didn't account too badly for himself against an opponent with more than 4x his XP. I KNEW I should've been saving logs where my bots put yours into stasis, cause there have been more than a few. You just wait. It's on.
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by KAMJIIN » Fri Oct 12, 2007 10:54 am
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Deadboy wrote:Then you should use ketchup.
That joke is probably only funny if you read Terry Pratchett... Anyway...And Rattrap didn't account too badly for himself against an opponent with more than 4x his XP. I KNEW I should've been saving logs where my bots put yours into stasis, cause there have been more than a few. You just wait. It's on.

I smell a new feature for Frontline. Will Deadboy beat Burn before the reset?
::holds out microphone:: Deadboy, are you declaring an official rivalry with Burn?
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by Rat Convoy » Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:14 am
Umm... My attention span isn't long enough for something like that. Can I just do a light-hearted spat?
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by Ouroboros » Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:24 am
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Psychout wrote:Hollow One wrote:Psychout wrote:Uncrazzamatic wrote:They brag about the responses they have recieved of people turning Maximal, but have you seen any of the really big names side with them, where are Mkall, Psychout, Burn, even Omega Sentinel?
:grin:
LMAO!!
I didn't say that.

You would have if he hadn't beaten you to it; admit it!
What the hell?
Two pages later and NOW I see this?
Damn you Psychout! Damn you and your dark yet extremely funny and at times hilarious sense of humour, damn it to hell!
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by sumowrestler » Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:35 am
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Would you really want to put up with the infighting that the Cons have? The Maximals are a faction that is willing to serve the members. We will try to do whatever we can for you. I don't know about you, but I would be uneasy in a faction that the way to end arguements is to point a gun at your head. Ruling by fear lasts only so long but leading by serving and respect goes a lot farther.
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by Tammuz » Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:44 am
sumowrestler wrote:Would you really want to put up with the infighting that the Cons have? The Maximals are a faction that is willing to serve the members. We will try to do whatever we can for you. I don't know about you, but I would be uneasy in a faction that the way to end arguements is to point a gun at your head. Ruling by fear lasts only so long but leading by serving and respect goes a lot farther.
Noble Maixmals make me wanna puke, and so naive too.
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by DtreetViper2 » Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:12 pm
Tammuz wrote:sumowrestler wrote:Would you really want to put up with the infighting that the Cons have? The Maximals are a faction that is willing to serve the members. We will try to do whatever we can for you. I don't know about you, but I would be uneasy in a faction that the way to end arguements is to point a gun at your head. Ruling by fear lasts only so long but leading by serving and respect goes a lot farther.
Noble Maixmals make me wanna puke, and so naive too.
Let's dance Cons.
Let's do this!
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by Uncrazzimatic » Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:27 pm
DtreetViper2 wrote:Tammuz wrote:sumowrestler wrote:Would you really want to put up with the infighting that the Cons have? The Maximals are a faction that is willing to serve the members. We will try to do whatever we can for you. I don't know about you, but I would be uneasy in a faction that the way to end arguements is to point a gun at your head. Ruling by fear lasts only so long but leading by serving and respect goes a lot farther.
Noble Maixmals make me wanna puke, and so naive too.
Let's dance Cons.
I'd rather do battle but hey, if you want a dance off then whatever works for you.
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