The Energon Pub

[Halo]

Boring boring day. NOthing of interest happening...

*A hole in space appears behind Locust.*

Um... I wish I'd watched more eps of Sliders because this is seeming hauntingly familiar.

Yay for Deja Vu!

[Psycho Warrior]

Boring boring day. NOthing of interest happening...

*A hole in space appears behind Locust.*

Um... I wish I'd watched more eps of Sliders because this is seeming hauntingly familiar.

Yay for Deja Vu!

I prefer the feeling of Vuja De, the feeling that this has never happened before.

[The Happy Locust]

Boring boring day. NOthing of interest happening...

*A hole in space appears behind Locust.*

Um... I wish I'd watched more eps of Sliders because this is seeming hauntingly familiar.

Yay for Deja Vu!

I prefer the feeling of Vuja De, the feeling that this has never happened before.

*Before locust can react, another person flies from the gate and crashes into Locust.*

Nighty night time...

*Locust lies unconscious. Next to him, a new locust stands puzzled at his surroundings.*

Alt-Locust-[brit accent] Oh dear. Why must I always interact with my counterparts in such a violent fashion? Violence is such an appalling concept. Mayhaps I could return home someday to my friends, Silent Warrior, Bro-gate, Dual-tech explosive occurance, and the angelic and non-violent Miss Halo.

[Psycho Warrior]

Angelic? non violent? Silent?! man that's just damned creepy.

[City Commander]

England's a special, special place



*sip*

[Psycho Warrior]

England's a special, special place

*sip*

I miss the days when I could say 'I'm an american' with pride. On that note I feel like punching hairy bum. *sees mirror, punches self*
x.x

[The Happy Locust]

England's a special, special place

*sip*

I miss the days when I could say 'I'm an american' with pride. On that note I feel like punching hairy bum. *sees mirror, punches self*
x.x

It should be noted that he was somehow staring at his own bum when he said that.

*Boots freaky brit-Locust back through the gateway.*

No one steals my bit.

[Psycho Warrior]

England's a special, special place

*sip*

I miss the days when I could say 'I'm an american' with pride. On that note I feel like punching hairy bum. *sees mirror, punches self*
x.x

It should be noted that he was somehow staring at his own bum when he said that.

*Boots freaky brit-Locust back through the gateway.*

No one steals my bit.

I was waiting for halo to do it but that's just as good. My oppisite would be clean, tidy, and would make sense. ... Sounds pretty boring...

[The Happy Locust]

England's a special, special place

*sip*

I miss the days when I could say 'I'm an american' with pride. On that note I feel like punching hairy bum. *sees mirror, punches self*
x.x

It should be noted that he was somehow staring at his own bum when he said that.

*Boots freaky brit-Locust back through the gateway.*

No one steals my bit.

I was waiting for halo to do it but that's just as good. My oppisite would be clean, tidy, and would make sense. ... Sounds pretty boring...

My opposite was wearing pants! Pants! Oh I'm ashamed to have even seen him.

[Halo]

England's a special, special place

*sip*

I miss the days when I could say 'I'm an american' with pride. On that note I feel like punching hairy bum. *sees mirror, punches self*
x.x

It should be noted that he was somehow staring at his own bum when he said that.

*Boots freaky brit-Locust back through the gateway.*

No one steals my bit.

I was waiting for halo to do it but that's just as good. My oppisite would be clean, tidy, and would make sense. ... Sounds pretty boring...

My opposite was wearing pants! Pants! Oh I'm ashamed to have even seen him.

*is in a Halo 3 multiplayer nirvana* I feel so...happy and nice right now.

[The Happy Locust]

England's a special, special place

*sip*

I miss the days when I could say 'I'm an american' with pride. On that note I feel like punching hairy bum. *sees mirror, punches self*'
x.x

It should be noted that he was somehow staring at his own bum when he said that.

*Boots freaky brit-Locust back through the gateway.*

No one steals my bit.

I was waiting for halo to do it but that's just as good. My oppisite would be clean, tidy, and would make sense. ... Sounds pretty boring...

My opposite was wearing pants! Pants! Oh I'm ashamed to have even seen him.

*is in a Halo 3 multiplayer nirvana* I feel so...happy and nice right now.

A smart person would enjoy the peace and safety brought by this announcement. The rest of us however...

*Locust and crew decide to Raid Halo's office while she's distracted*

[Psycho Warrior]

England's a special, special place

*sip*

I miss the days when I could say 'I'm an american' with pride. On that note I feel like punching hairy bum. *sees mirror, punches self*'
x.x

It should be noted that he was somehow staring at his own bum when he said that.

*Boots freaky brit-Locust back through the gateway.*

No one steals my bit.

I was waiting for halo to do it but that's just as good. My oppisite would be clean, tidy, and would make sense. ... Sounds pretty boring...

My opposite was wearing pants! Pants! Oh I'm ashamed to have even seen him.

*is in a Halo 3 multiplayer nirvana* I feel so...happy and nice right now.

A smart person would enjoy the peace and safety brought by this announcement. The rest of us however...

*Locust and crew decide to Raid Halo's office while she's distracted*

Distracted eh? Hey halo would mind if I asked you for a date?

[The Happy Locust]

England's a special, special place

*sip*

I miss the days when I could say 'I'm an american' with pride. On that note I feel like punching hairy bum. *sees mirror, punches self*'
x.x

It should be noted that he was somehow staring at his own bum when he said that.

*Boots freaky brit-Locust back through the gateway.*

No one steals my bit.

I was waiting for halo to do it but that's just as good. My oppisite would be clean, tidy, and would make sense. ... Sounds pretty boring...

My opposite was wearing pants! Pants! Oh I'm ashamed to have even seen him.

*is in a Halo 3 multiplayer nirvana* I feel so...happy and nice right now.

A smart person would enjoy the peace and safety brought by this announcement. The rest of us however...

*Locust and crew decide to Raid Halo's office while she's distracted*

Distracted eh? Hey halo would mind if I asked you for a date?

*upon hearing such a dangerous statement, Locust peeks his head out of Halo's closet.*

Hmm... Steal dangerous goods or watch a public disembowling? Decisions decisions.

[Halo]

England's a special, special place

*sip*

I miss the days when I could say 'I'm an american' with pride. On that note I feel like punching hairy bum. *sees mirror, punches self*'
x.x

It should be noted that he was somehow staring at his own bum when he said that.

*Boots freaky brit-Locust back through the gateway.*

No one steals my bit.

I was waiting for halo to do it but that's just as good. My oppisite would be clean, tidy, and would make sense. ... Sounds pretty boring...

My opposite was wearing pants! Pants! Oh I'm ashamed to have even seen him.

*is in a Halo 3 multiplayer nirvana* I feel so...happy and nice right now.

A smart person would enjoy the peace and safety brought by this announcement. The rest of us however...

*Locust and crew decide to Raid Halo's office while she's distracted*

Distracted eh? Hey halo would mind if I asked you for a date?

*upon hearing such a dangerous statement, Locust peeks his head out of Halo's closet.*

Hmm... Steal dangerous goods or watch a public disembowling? Decisions decisions.

*has duel wielding Spikers* It's ass kicking time!

[Psycho Warrior]

England's a special, special place

*sip*

I miss the days when I could say 'I'm an american' with pride. On that note I feel like punching hairy bum. *sees mirror, punches self*'
x.x

It should be noted that he was somehow staring at his own bum when he said that.

*Boots freaky brit-Locust back through the gateway.*

No one steals my bit.

I was waiting for halo to do it but that's just as good. My oppisite would be clean, tidy, and would make sense. ... Sounds pretty boring...

My opposite was wearing pants! Pants! Oh I'm ashamed to have even seen him.

*is in a Halo 3 multiplayer nirvana* I feel so...happy and nice right now.

A smart person would enjoy the peace and safety brought by this announcement. The rest of us however...

*Locust and crew decide to Raid Halo's office while she's distracted*

Distracted eh? Hey halo would mind if I asked you for a date?

*upon hearing such a dangerous statement, Locust peeks his head out of Halo's closet.*

Hmm... Steal dangerous goods or watch a public disembowling? Decisions decisions.

*has duel wielding Spikers* It's ass kicking time!

who exactly?

[The Happy Locust]

England's a special, special place

*sip*

I miss the days when I could say 'I'm an american' with pride. On that note I feel like punching hairy bum. *sees mirror, punches self*'
x.x

It should be noted that he was somehow staring at his own bum when he said that.

*Boots freaky brit-Locust back through the gateway.*

No one steals my bit.

I was waiting for halo to do it but that's just as good. My oppisite would be clean, tidy, and would make sense. ... Sounds pretty boring...

My opposite was wearing pants! Pants! Oh I'm ashamed to have even seen him.

*is in a Halo 3 multiplayer nirvana* I feel so...happy and nice right now.

A smart person would enjoy the peace and safety brought by this announcement. The rest of us however...

*Locust and crew decide to Raid Halo's office while she's distracted*

Distracted eh? Hey halo would mind if I asked you for a date?

*upon hearing such a dangerous statement, Locust peeks his head out of Halo's closet.*

Hmm... Steal dangerous goods or watch a public disembowling? Decisions decisions.

*has duel wielding Spikers* It's ass kicking time!

who exactly?

Does it matter? RUUUUUN!!!

*Somehow picks up Halo's entire office and takes off running with it.*

[Halo]

England's a special, special place

*sip*

I miss the days when I could say 'I'm an american' with pride. On that note I feel like punching hairy bum. *sees mirror, punches self*'
x.x

It should be noted that he was somehow staring at his own bum when he said that.

*Boots freaky brit-Locust back through the gateway.*

No one steals my bit.

I was waiting for halo to do it but that's just as good. My oppisite would be clean, tidy, and would make sense. ... Sounds pretty boring...

My opposite was wearing pants! Pants! Oh I'm ashamed to have even seen him.

*is in a Halo 3 multiplayer nirvana* I feel so...happy and nice right now.

A smart person would enjoy the peace and safety brought by this announcement. The rest of us however...

*Locust and crew decide to Raid Halo's office while she's distracted*

Distracted eh? Hey halo would mind if I asked you for a date?

*upon hearing such a dangerous statement, Locust peeks his head out of Halo's closet.*

Hmm... Steal dangerous goods or watch a public disembowling? Decisions decisions.

*has duel wielding Spikers* It's ass kicking time!

who exactly?

Does it matter? RUUUUUN!!!

*Somehow picks up Halo's entire office and takes off running with it.*

*chases after with Molotov Cocktail*
Here, have a drink!

[The Happy Locust]

England's a special, special place

*sip*

I miss the days when I could say 'I'm an american' with pride. On that note I feel like punching hairy bum. *sees mirror, punches self*'
x.x

It should be noted that he was somehow staring at his own bum when he said that.

*Boots freaky brit-Locust back through the gateway.*

No one steals my bit.

I was waiting for halo to do it but that's just as good. My oppisite would be clean, tidy, and would make sense. ... Sounds pretty boring...

My opposite was wearing pants! Pants! Oh I'm ashamed to have even seen him.

*is in a Halo 3 multiplayer nirvana* I feel so...happy and nice right now.

A smart person would enjoy the peace and safety brought by this announcement. The rest of us however...

*Locust and crew decide to Raid Halo's office while she's distracted*

Distracted eh? Hey halo would mind if I asked you for a date?

*upon hearing such a dangerous statement, Locust peeks his head out of Halo's closet.*

Hmm... Steal dangerous goods or watch a public disembowling? Decisions decisions.

*has duel wielding Spikers* It's ass kicking time!

who exactly?

Does it matter? RUUUUUN!!!

*Somehow picks up Halo's entire office and takes off running with it.*

*chases after with Molotov Cocktail*
Here, have a drink!

*snatches drink out of midair and downs it.*

Tasty.

*Locust's stomach rumbles loud enough to shake the ground. With a final rear burst of flame, Locust is sent flying into the distance*

[Halo]

England's a special, special place

*sip*

I miss the days when I could say 'I'm an american' with pride. On that note I feel like punching hairy bum. *sees mirror, punches self*'
x.x

It should be noted that he was somehow staring at his own bum when he said that.

*Boots freaky brit-Locust back through the gateway.*

No one steals my bit.

I was waiting for halo to do it but that's just as good. My oppisite would be clean, tidy, and would make sense. ... Sounds pretty boring...

My opposite was wearing pants! Pants! Oh I'm ashamed to have even seen him.

*is in a Halo 3 multiplayer nirvana* I feel so...happy and nice right now.

A smart person would enjoy the peace and safety brought by this announcement. The rest of us however...

*Locust and crew decide to Raid Halo's office while she's distracted*

Distracted eh? Hey halo would mind if I asked you for a date?

*upon hearing such a dangerous statement, Locust peeks his head out of Halo's closet.*

Hmm... Steal dangerous goods or watch a public disembowling? Decisions decisions.

*has duel wielding Spikers* It's ass kicking time!

who exactly?

Does it matter? RUUUUUN!!!

*Somehow picks up Halo's entire office and takes off running with it.*

*chases after with Molotov Cocktail*
Here, have a drink!

*snatches drink out of midair and downs it.*

Tasty.

*Locust's stomach rumbles loud enough to shake the ground. With a final rear burst of flame, Locust is sent flying into the distance*

I am satisfied.

[The Happy Locust]

England's a special, special place

*sip*

I miss the days when I could say 'I'm an american' with pride. On that note I feel like punching hairy bum. *sees mirror, punches self*'
x.x

It should be noted that he was somehow staring at his own bum when he said that.

*Boots freaky brit-Locust back through the gateway.*

No one steals my bit.

I was waiting for halo to do it but that's just as good. My oppisite would be clean, tidy, and would make sense. ... Sounds pretty boring...

My opposite was wearing pants! Pants! Oh I'm ashamed to have even seen him.

*is in a Halo 3 multiplayer nirvana* I feel so...happy and nice right now.

A smart person would enjoy the peace and safety brought by this announcement. The rest of us however...

*Locust and crew decide to Raid Halo's office while she's distracted*

Distracted eh? Hey halo would mind if I asked you for a date?

*upon hearing such a dangerous statement, Locust peeks his head out of Halo's closet.*

Hmm... Steal dangerous goods or watch a public disembowling? Decisions decisions.

*has duel wielding Spikers* It's ass kicking time!

who exactly?

Does it matter? RUUUUUN!!!

*Somehow picks up Halo's entire office and takes off running with it.*

*chases after with Molotov Cocktail*
Here, have a drink!

*snatches drink out of midair and downs it.*

Tasty.

*Locust's stomach rumbles loud enough to shake the ground. With a final rear burst of flame, Locust is sent flying into the distance*

I am satisfied.

YEEEEE-HAW!

*Somehow, Locust comes crashing down from the opposite horizon, crash landing headfirst just behind halo.*

freedom... was so close...

[Halo]

England's a special, special place

*sip*

I miss the days when I could say 'I'm an american' with pride. On that note I feel like punching hairy bum. *sees mirror, punches self*'
x.x

It should be noted that he was somehow staring at his own bum when he said that.

*Boots freaky brit-Locust back through the gateway.*

No one steals my bit.

I was waiting for halo to do it but that's just as good. My oppisite would be clean, tidy, and would make sense. ... Sounds pretty boring...

My opposite was wearing pants! Pants! Oh I'm ashamed to have even seen him.

*is in a Halo 3 multiplayer nirvana* I feel so...happy and nice right now.

A smart person would enjoy the peace and safety brought by this announcement. The rest of us however...

*Locust and crew decide to Raid Halo's office while she's distracted*

Distracted eh? Hey halo would mind if I asked you for a date?

*upon hearing such a dangerous statement, Locust peeks his head out of Halo's closet.*

Hmm... Steal dangerous goods or watch a public disembowling? Decisions decisions.

*has duel wielding Spikers* It's ass kicking time!

who exactly?

Does it matter? RUUUUUN!!!

*Somehow picks up Halo's entire office and takes off running with it.*

*chases after with Molotov Cocktail*
Here, have a drink!

*snatches drink out of midair and downs it.*

Tasty.

*Locust's stomach rumbles loud enough to shake the ground. With a final rear burst of flame, Locust is sent flying into the distance*

I am satisfied.

YEEEEE-HAW!

*Somehow, Locust comes crashing down from the opposite horizon, crash landing headfirst just behind halo.*

freedom... was so close...

And yet so far. Back to the salt mines!

[The Happy Locust]

England's a special, special place

*sip*

I miss the days when I could say 'I'm an american' with pride. On that note I feel like punching hairy bum. *sees mirror, punches self*'
x.x

It should be noted that he was somehow staring at his own bum when he said that.

*Boots freaky brit-Locust back through the gateway.*

No one steals my bit.

I was waiting for halo to do it but that's just as good. My oppisite would be clean, tidy, and would make sense. ... Sounds pretty boring...

My opposite was wearing pants! Pants! Oh I'm ashamed to have even seen him.

*is in a Halo 3 multiplayer nirvana* I feel so...happy and nice right now.

A smart person would enjoy the peace and safety brought by this announcement. The rest of us however...

*Locust and crew decide to Raid Halo's office while she's distracted*

Distracted eh? Hey halo would mind if I asked you for a date?

*upon hearing such a dangerous statement, Locust peeks his head out of Halo's closet.*

Hmm... Steal dangerous goods or watch a public disembowling? Decisions decisions.

*has duel wielding Spikers* It's ass kicking time!

who exactly?

Does it matter? RUUUUUN!!!

*Somehow picks up Halo's entire office and takes off running with it.*

*chases after with Molotov Cocktail*
Here, have a drink!

*snatches drink out of midair and downs it.*

Tasty.

*Locust's stomach rumbles loud enough to shake the ground. With a final rear burst of flame, Locust is sent flying into the distance*

I am satisfied.

YEEEEE-HAW!

*Somehow, Locust comes crashing down from the opposite horizon, crash landing headfirst just behind halo.*

freedom... was so close...

And yet so far. Back to the salt mines!

Salt mines? With all these open wounds? YOU MONSTER!

[Halo]

England's a special, special place

*sip*

I miss the days when I could say 'I'm an american' with pride. On that note I feel like punching hairy bum. *sees mirror, punches self*'
x.x

It should be noted that he was somehow staring at his own bum when he said that.

*Boots freaky brit-Locust back through the gateway.*

No one steals my bit.

I was waiting for halo to do it but that's just as good. My oppisite would be clean, tidy, and would make sense. ... Sounds pretty boring...

My opposite was wearing pants! Pants! Oh I'm ashamed to have even seen him.

*is in a Halo 3 multiplayer nirvana* I feel so...happy and nice right now.

A smart person would enjoy the peace and safety brought by this announcement. The rest of us however...

*Locust and crew decide to Raid Halo's office while she's distracted*

Distracted eh? Hey halo would mind if I asked you for a date?

*upon hearing such a dangerous statement, Locust peeks his head out of Halo's closet.*

Hmm... Steal dangerous goods or watch a public disembowling? Decisions decisions.

*has duel wielding Spikers* It's ass kicking time!

who exactly?

Does it matter? RUUUUUN!!!

*Somehow picks up Halo's entire office and takes off running with it.*

*chases after with Molotov Cocktail*
Here, have a drink!

*snatches drink out of midair and downs it.*

Tasty.

*Locust's stomach rumbles loud enough to shake the ground. With a final rear burst of flame, Locust is sent flying into the distance*

I am satisfied.

YEEEEE-HAW!

*Somehow, Locust comes crashing down from the opposite horizon, crash landing headfirst just behind halo.*

freedom... was so close...

And yet so far. Back to the salt mines!

Salt mines? With all these open wounds? YOU MONSTER!

I know

[Psycho Warrior]

England's a special, special place

*sip*

I miss the days when I could say 'I'm an american' with pride. On that note I feel like punching hairy bum. *sees mirror, punches self*'
x.x

It should be noted that he was somehow staring at his own bum when he said that.

*Boots freaky brit-Locust back through the gateway.*

No one steals my bit.

I was waiting for halo to do it but that's just as good. My oppisite would be clean, tidy, and would make sense. ... Sounds pretty boring...

My opposite was wearing pants! Pants! Oh I'm ashamed to have even seen him.

*is in a Halo 3 multiplayer nirvana* I feel so...happy and nice right now.

A smart person would enjoy the peace and safety brought by this announcement. The rest of us however...

*Locust and crew decide to Raid Halo's office while she's distracted*

Distracted eh? Hey halo would mind if I asked you for a date?

*upon hearing such a dangerous statement, Locust peeks his head out of Halo's closet.*

Hmm... Steal dangerous goods or watch a public disembowling? Decisions decisions.

*has duel wielding Spikers* It's ass kicking time!

who exactly?

Does it matter? RUUUUUN!!!

*Somehow picks up Halo's entire office and takes off running with it.*

*chases after with Molotov Cocktail*
Here, have a drink!

*snatches drink out of midair and downs it.*

Tasty.

*Locust's stomach rumbles loud enough to shake the ground. With a final rear burst of flame, Locust is sent flying into the distance*

I am satisfied.

YEEEEE-HAW!

*Somehow, Locust comes crashing down from the opposite horizon, crash landing headfirst just behind halo.*

freedom... was so close...

And yet so far. Back to the salt mines!

Salt mines? With all these open wounds? YOU MONSTER!

I know

my god halo, you're perfect.

[The Happy Locust]

England's a special, special place

*sip*

I miss the days when I could say 'I'm an american' with pride. On that note I feel like punching hairy bum. *sees mirror, punches self*'
x.x

It should be noted that he was somehow staring at his own bum when he said that.

*Boots freaky brit-Locust back through the gateway.*

No one steals my bit.

I was waiting for halo to do it but that's just as good. My oppisite would be clean, tidy, and would make sense. ... Sounds pretty boring...

My opposite was wearing pants! Pants! Oh I'm ashamed to have even seen him.

*is in a Halo 3 multiplayer nirvana* I feel so...happy and nice right now.

A smart person would enjoy the peace and safety brought by this announcement. The rest of us however...

*Locust and crew decide to Raid Halo's office while she's distracted*

Distracted eh? Hey halo would mind if I asked you for a date?

*upon hearing such a dangerous statement, Locust peeks his head out of Halo's closet.*

Hmm... Steal dangerous goods or watch a public disembowling? Decisions decisions.

*has duel wielding Spikers* It's ass kicking time!

who exactly?

Does it matter? RUUUUUN!!!

*Somehow picks up Halo's entire office and takes off running with it.*

*chases after with Molotov Cocktail*
Here, have a drink!

*snatches drink out of midair and downs it.*

Tasty.

*Locust's stomach rumbles loud enough to shake the ground. With a final rear burst of flame, Locust is sent flying into the distance*

I am satisfied.

YEEEEE-HAW!

*Somehow, Locust comes crashing down from the opposite horizon, crash landing headfirst just behind halo.*

freedom... was so close...

And yet so far. Back to the salt mines!

Salt mines? With all these open wounds? YOU MONSTER!

I know

my god halo, you're perfect.

Oh look. Mr. "throne-surgically-attached-to-my-back" is being nice to the empress. kissass.

*hauls some more shovelfuls of salt over his shoulder. *

This better bring me some luck.