The Energon Pub

[The Happy Locust]

if anything, I say let it keep burning. After a few days you'll look just like Ghost Rider. Just ask Randy.

*A flaming Randy with a burning skull runs by screaming.*

Amazing that the flames haven't reached his lungs yet.

Then we need to speed it up. Or give him more suffering. *hangs Randy from his toes and forces him to watch 4kids shows*

I'm just getting started.

I prefer subtler, far more destructive methods. watch.

*Puts Randy in front of a movie screen. Randy watches a quick flash. Afterwards, Randy watches 2 straight hours of something. Finally, Locust whispers something to Randy. *

Randy:

Now you all get to guess what I showed him and what I told him.

[Halo]

I'm not sure I even want to know.




Okay, tell me.

[Draejinn]

*wanders in and farts*

[Halo]

*wanders in and farts*

Oi, new kid, this is a strict No Farting Zone unless you have my exclusive permission.

[The Happy Locust]

*wanders in and farts*

Oi, new kid, this is a strict No Farting Zone unless you have my exclusive permission.

Or are able to use said flatulance to aid your escape. LOCUST AWAY!

*Locust is launched skyward in a cloud of green smoke*

[Psycho Warrior]

*wanders in and farts*

Oi, new kid, this is a strict No Farting Zone unless you have my exclusive permission.

Or are able to use said flatulance to aid your escape. LOCUST AWAY!

*Locust is launched skyward in a cloud of green smoke*

*Several specices of plants are wiped out because of Locust's gas leak*

Uh, locust, you have a summons... from the woods. What, seriously? *read it again* yeah, the woods.

[Draejinn]

*looks around and opens mouth with the intent of apologizing for such a rude expulsion *

BURRRRRP!!

[Halo]

*looks around and opens mouth with the intent of apologizing for such a rude expulsion *

BURRRRRP!!

6.

I rate burps. I disdain farts.

[Psycho Warrior]

*looks around and opens mouth with the intent of apologizing for such a rude expulsion *

BURRRRRP!!

6.

I rate burps. I disdain farts.

and people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.

[Halo]

*looks around and opens mouth with the intent of apologizing for such a rude expulsion *

BURRRRRP!!

6.

I rate burps. I disdain farts.

And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.

Your quote is made of win.

[Psycho Warrior]

And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.

Your quote is made of win.

My prize for said win is another month of continued living.

[The Happy Locust]

And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.

Your quote is made of win.

My prize for said win is another month of continued living.

considereing the cost of a life in Halo's eyes, I think I'd have rather had the Kewpie doll. It's worth a lot more. Plus she wouldn't dare shoot anything cute.

*Locust's doll suddenly has a smoking hole between its eyes*

Um... more than once.

*A few more shots ring out and Locust is not holding nothing but a handful of cotton.*

I'm going to stop talking now.

[Halo]

In Halo's Universe, learning is reenfored by bullets to the brainz and organs.

[The Happy Locust]

In Halo's Universe, learning is reenfored by bullets to the brainz and organs.

I disagree with this method of teaching. I find it's very hard to retain any knowledge when your brains are leaking out the back of your head.

[Psycho Warrior]

In Halo's Universe, learning is reenfored by bullets to the brainz and organs.

I disagree with this method of teaching. I find it's very hard to retain any knowledge when your brains are leaking out the back of your head.

I disagree. But then again I seem to have forgotten how to do math all the sudden... *scratches one of many headshot wounds*

[The Happy Locust]

In Halo's Universe, learning is reenfored by bullets to the brainz and organs.

I disagree with this method of teaching. I find it's very hard to retain any knowledge when your brains are leaking out the back of your head.

I disagree. But then again I seem to have forgotten how to do math all the sudden... *scratches one of many headshot wounds*

For some, a gaping headwound means no more fun. I say you just have to be creative. Watch.

*Locust sneaks up behind PW and inserts a long cable into one of his headwounds. PW's eyes gloss over and begin to glow.*

ACTION!

*A movie begins projecting from PW's eyes.*

PW: FOCUS!

[Halo]

It's part of the EZ Make Zombie Kit.

[The Happy Locust]

It's part of the EZ Make Zombie Kit.

The best part about zombies is that you can mix and match parts.

[Psycho Warrior]

It's part of the EZ Make Zombie Kit.

The best part about zombies is that you can mix and match parts.

*finds that his right hand has been replaced with a fondue pot* When did that get there?

[The Happy Locust]

It's part of the EZ Make Zombie Kit.

The best part about zombies is that you can mix and match parts.

*finds that his right hand has been replaced with a fondue pot* When did that get there?

hold still, I'm still installing the hot water heater, the EZ BAKE OVEN, a sauna, and a plasma TV.

[Psycho Warrior]

The best part about zombies is that you can mix and match parts.

*finds that his right hand has been replaced with a fondue pot* When did that get there?

hold still, I'm still installing the hot water heater, the EZ BAKE OVEN, a sauna, and a plasma TV.

Some people say that you're playing god, I say you're playing fun.

[The Happy Locust]

*finds that his right hand has been replaced with a fondue pot* When did that get there?

hold still, I'm still installing the hot water heater, the EZ BAKE OVEN, a sauna, and a plasma TV.

Some people say that you're playing god, I say you're playing fun.

Nearly done. Just need to rework the plumbing. this could take a while.

*Locust somehow squeezes into a gaping gash in PW's back and disappears*

[Psycho Warrior]

Some people say that you're playing god, I say you're playing fun.

Nearly done. Just need to rework the plumbing. this could take a while.

*Locust somehow squeezes into a gaping gash in PW's back and disappears*

I suddenly want to throw up, have diareiah, and gush blood from every oriface. Usually I only feel this way when I eat anything from Papa John's.

[Halo]

Some people say that you're playing god, I say you're playing fun.

Nearly done. Just need to rework the plumbing. this could take a while.

*Locust somehow squeezes into a gaping gash in PW's back and disappears*

I suddenly want to throw up, have diareiah, and gush blood from every oriface. Usually I only feel this way when I eat anything from Papa John's.

You know, the same thing happens to me.

[Psycho Warrior]

I suddenly want to throw up, have diareiah, and gush blood from every oriface. Usually I only feel this way when I eat anything from Papa John's.

You know, the same thing happens to me.

Huh, hard to believe Halo and I both have a reaction to Papa John's. Few people seem to get that.