The Energon Pub

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:32 pm

Rex Necros wrote:*a disinctive bang can be heard from the basment of Necro Industries(the basement) as the randy 2.0 esacpe*

Meanwhile...............

What to do what to do the randy cloner is back online now to start back to the old fun

*looks at his wridst and sees a red alert signal*

Crap That means only one thing the randy's have escaped

I am not eating Randy brains. Those things are made of acid on crack. It's like drinking the blood of a Xenomorph.

*A Xenomorph hisses next to him*

Don't worry, Steve. I'm not going to drink you're blood, because then I'd die from severe acid burns.

*It hisses again*

Okay, but be discreet. The Zoo owners are getting suspicious.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:02 am

Shadowman wrote:I am not eating Randy brains. Those things are made of acid on crack. It's like drinking the blood of a Xenomorph.

*A Xenomorph hisses next to him*

Don't worry, Steve. I'm not going to drink you're blood, because then I'd die from severe acid burns.

*It hisses again*

Okay, but be discreet. The Zoo owners are getting suspicious.

So that's why the tigers have been acting funny, and by funny I mean dead.

Like Cyberstrike on Facebook · by **Cyberstrike** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:03 pm

*Shoots zomibe in head.*

CS: "Zombies are so boring! Now vampires are a challenge."

*Shoots another zombie and heads for a office.*

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:04 pm

Cyberstrike wrote:*Shoots zomibe in head.*

CS: "Zombies are so boring! Now vampires are a challenge."

*Shoots another zombie and heads for a office.*

What about Zompires?

Zombie: I vant your blood! No! I vant your brain! No! Blood! BRAINS!

... I take that back, they're too indecisive to be a real danger.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:08 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Cyberstrike wrote:*Shoots zomibe in head.*

CS: "Zombies are so boring! Now vampires are a challenge."

*Shoots another zombie and heads for a office.*

What about Zompires?

Zombie: I vant your blood! No! I vant your brain! No! Blood! BRAINS!

... I take that back, they're too indecisive to be a real danger.

What about a Vambie? All the strengths of a Vampire, none of the weaknesses, and also it's a zombie.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:51 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Cyberstrike wrote:*Shoots zomibe in head.*

CS: "Zombies are so boring! Now vampires are a challenge."

*Shoots another zombie and heads for a office.*

What about Zompires?

Zombie: I vant your blood! No! I vant your brain! No! Blood! BRAINS!

... I take that back, they're too indecisive to be a real danger.

What about a Vambie? All the strengths of a Vampire, none of the weaknesses, and also it's a zombie.

Just keep me away from the wermpies, it's a werewolf, zombie, vampire mix. Still slow moving but they can only be killed by a silver stake through the heart and decapitation

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:55 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:Just keep me away from the wermpies, it's a werewolf, zombie, vampire mix. Still slow moving but they can only be killed by a silver stake through the heart and decapitation

Silver stakes aren't hard to find. Any good monster hunter keeps a healthy supply of silver, and many are smart enough to keep it in stake form.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:19 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:Just keep me away from the wermpies, it's a werewolf, zombie, vampire mix. Still slow moving but they can only be killed by a silver stake through the heart and decapitation

Silver stakes aren't hard to find. Any good monster hunter keeps a healthy supply of silver, and many are smart enough to keep it in stake form.

and in modified crossbows no less.

by **Exdominus** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:45 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:Just keep me away from the wermpies, it's a werewolf, zombie, vampire mix. Still slow moving but they can only be killed by a silver stake through the heart and decapitation

Silver stakes aren't hard to find. Any good monster hunter keeps a healthy supply of silver, and many are smart enough to keep it in stake form.

and in modified crossbows no less.

How about some silver bullets then they might work!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:31 pm

Rex Necros wrote:How about some silver bullets then they might work!

yeah, but against Lawyer-pries they're useless.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:51 pm

Rex Necros wrote:How about some silver bullets then they might work!

Against werewolves, yes. Against Vampires, no. Werewolves have a specific weakness to Silver. Vampire have more of a weakness to stakes, but while the material really doesn't matter, wood tends to work best.

Writing about the undead is fun because the rules are so flexible.

by **Exdominus** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:33 am

Shadowman wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:How about some silver bullets then they might work!

Against werewolves, yes. Against Vampires, no. Werewolves have a specific weakness to Silver. Vampire have more of a weakness to stakes, but while the material really doesn't matter, wood tends to work best.

Writing about the undead is fun because the rules are so flexible.

Hmmmmmmmmm How about a undead randy hunt?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:09 am

Rex Necros wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:How about some silver bullets then they might work!

Against werewolves, yes. Against Vampires, no. Werewolves have a specific weakness to Silver. Vampire have more of a weakness to stakes, but while the material really doesn't matter, wood tends to work best.

Writing about the undead is fun because the rules are so flexible.

Hmmmmmmmmm How about a undead randy hunt?

How is an Undead Randy hunt any different than a normal Randy hunt?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:44 pm

Shadowman wrote:How is an Undead Randy hunt any different than a normal Randy hunt?

He's slower and has even worse conversation skills. That's it.

by **Blastback** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:41 am

Shadowman wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:How about some silver bullets then they might work!

Against werewolves, yes. Against Vampires, no. Werewolves have a specific weakness to Silver. Vampire have more of a weakness to stakes, but while the material really doesn't matter, wood tends to work best.

Writing about the undead is fun because the rules are so flexible.

Actualy, in at least some older stories, silver was an effective weapon against vampires. It was only when Hollywood got their hands on werewolves that the silver bullet became death to those who sought improved human canine relations.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:49 am

Blastback wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:How about some silver bullets then they might work!

Against werewolves, yes. Against Vampires, no. Werewolves have a specific weakness to Silver. Vampire have more of a weakness to stakes, but while the material really doesn't matter, wood tends to work best.

Writing about the undead is fun because the rules are so flexible.

Actualy, in at least some older stories, silver was an effective weapon against vampires. It was only when Hollywood got their hands on werewolves that the silver bullet became death to those who sought improved human canine relations.

I know that most undead have a silver weakness, but it's been downplayed in Vampires for the most part. Although, in Van Helsing (The one with Hugh Jackman) he's given a silver stake before heading out to Romania.

Wood stakes are easier to find, though. I mean, you can break a wood chair, and if a piece happens to be sharp, it'll work.

by **Blastback** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:12 am

Oh yes, wood stakes are definatley more practical. No need to stock up on supplies, unlike werewolves.

Also, the anime Hellsing, if I remember correctly, used silver bullets against Vamps.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:49 am

Blastback wrote:Oh yes, wood stakes are definatley more practical. No need to stock up on supplies, unlike werewolves.

Also, the anime Hellsing, if I remember correctly, used silver bullets against Vamps.

Anime Hellsing couldn't even spell it's own name right. It's supposed to be Helsing, with one L. An awesome series, though.

by **Blastback** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:59 am

Honestly, as far as undead go, I think Death Knights are the best. Maybe it's all the Dragonlance books I read as a kid.

by **Exdominus** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:40 pm

*attachs a pair of battery jumper cavbles to shadows,amn ears and attschs the other end to a live electrical transformer

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:52 pm

Blastback wrote:Honestly, as far as undead go, I think Death Knights are the best. Maybe it's all the Dragonlance books I read as a kid.

I prefer the dark elf trilogy, gotta love the drow.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:08 pm

Rex Necros wrote:*attachs a pair of battery jumper cavbles to shadows,amn ears and attschs the other end to a live electrical transformer

First off, you may want to check your posts for typos before you submit them.

Second, I'm a Zombie right now. What do you hope to accomplish by running an electrical current through me? I can survive anything so long as my brain and most of my torso stay intact. Also, I can actually see sound waves sent off by music. It's a lot like Jimmy Hendrix. It doesn't come up much in movies, though.

by **Exdominus** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:11 pm

**** time for a little House of the dead fun *pulls out a shotgun and starts shotting shadowman*

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:22 pm

Rex Necros wrote:**** time for a little House of the dead fun *pulls out a shotgun and starts shotting shadowman*

Now you have to tell me if you're referencing the game or the movie. With the right answer, I may eat your brains less violently. Possibly.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:34 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:**** time for a little House of the dead fun *pulls out a shotgun and starts shotting shadowman*

Now you have to tell me if you're referencing the game or the movie. With the right answer, I may eat your brains less violently. Possibly.

as long as it's not double dragon the movie. ... *shudders*