Chuck Norris from the 1980s vs. Chuck Norris from today

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Chuck Norris from the 1980s vs. Chuck Norris from today

by Roadcrash » Sun Oct 14, 2007 6:36 pm

Who will win this Chuckfest???

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Re: Chuck Norris from the 1980s vs. Chuck Norris from today

by Stormwolf » Mon Oct 15, 2007 2:20 pm

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Roadcrash wrote:Who will win this Chuckfest???

The universe would explode because it can't contain those amounts of awesome (seeing how Mr. T is also there and all).

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by Evank_Horizon » Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:41 am

I guess I don't see in Chuck Norris what other people do. He looked like a little chick with a broken leg next to Bruce Lee.

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Re: Chuck Norris from the 1980s vs. Chuck Norris from today

by snavej » Fri Sep 22, 2023 11:26 am

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."

Chuck would chuck Chuck.

Then Chuck would chuck the chuck Chuck.

Chuck would hit back with a chuck of the chuck the chuck Chuck.

Chuck would chuck wood and then go back to the chuck of Chuck.

It would go on like this for months, until one of them got a cramp and started rolling around in agony.

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