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Like Me, Grimlock! on Facebook · by **Me, Grimlock!** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:47 pm

I don't really know how to start this topic, so I'm just going to.

Wikipedia lists Bumblebee's various toy forms. Check out his second form. Yikes. Who knew about this? I doubt this is a Hasbro- or Takara-made product.

Does Seibertron, uh, y'know, want scans of this for the site?

News Credits: 2 · by **TFBuyer** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:50 pm

Thank you for demonstrating why Wikipedia is the devil. :evil:

Yikes.

by **Sportimus Prime** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:50 pm

Bumblebee was screwing around back then, wasn't he? :grin:

News Credits: 1 · by **Bee-otch** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:58 pm

Great, another Bumblebee I need to track down.

by **Sportimus Prime** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:10 pm

Bee-otch wrote:Great, another Bumblebee I need to track down.

no...too easy...

News Credits: 34 · by **Supreme Convoy** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:13 pm

Somehow, I think it's a fake.

But if it's real, that's bizarre.

News Credits: 1 · by **Craven Knight** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:26 am

LOL, that'd be a good gift for the man(or woman) who has everything.

by **Bonger** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:43 am

An ebay gets spammed with a thousand searches for " Bumblebee Dildo" :shock:

by **nintendofreakgcn** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:33 am

I can safely say that I will not be adding that to my Bumblebee collection... unless I get a girlfriend who's into that sort of stuff.

News Credits: 4 · by **GrimSqueaker** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:43 am

My girlfriend had similar ideas for Classic Screamer-and i am sad to confess in what was probably my geekest moment ever i snatched the toy from between her thighs-complaining that she might break it!

:BANG_HEAD:

Stupid!

by **Sportimus Prime** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:53 am

There's also Prime's "Happy Time"...you had to have seen David Letterman tonite (Monday 7/9/07 to get that reference.

by **Sportimus Prime** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:55 am

GrimSqueaker wrote:My girlfriend had similar ideas for Classic Screamer-and i am sad to confess in what was probably my geekest moment ever i snatched the toy from between her thighs-complaining that she might break it!

Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

Leave a Classics Astrotrain in train mode conveniently lying around, you may get a second chance... :grin:

by **Bonger** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:46 am

Ok, so I got done looking through abay. None for sale. :sad:

News Credits: 4 · by **GrimSqueaker** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:51 am

Sportimus Prime wrote:
GrimSqueaker wrote:My girlfriend had similar ideas for Classic Screamer-and i am sad to confess in what was probably my geekest moment ever i snatched the toy from between her thighs-complaining that she might break it!

Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

Leave a Classics Astrotrain in train mode conveniently lying around, you may get a second chance...

Why would i want to share with astrotrain?

Plus id never get the stains out

News Credits: 7 · by **waaaaghlord** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:51 am

On the one hand we should probably ask Wiki to take that down, on the other it is quite amusing.

News Credits: 4 · by **GrimSqueaker** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:53 am

I bet the "toy" in question is an actual bumblebee-rather than the vw bettle. Serious would even a jap wanna stick that in themselves? Where as a buzzing bumblebee kinda makes sense :-?

Like so

by **nintendofreakgcn** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:35 am

Well, Bumblebee is a scout... think about it.

Um, on second thoughts, don't think about it.

News Credits: 4 · by **GrimSqueaker** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:46 am

nintendofreakgcn wrote:Well, Bumblebee is a scout... think about it.

Um, on second thoughts, don't think about it.

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by **The Time Traveller** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:58 am

I could have sworn he was gay... I'm a time traveller, I've seen the future, you don't want to know about his Kiss Player in the year 2009.

News Credits: 4 · by **GrimSqueaker** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:00 am

No that was Sunstreaker, different yellow bot

by **The Time Traveller** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:05 am

GrimSqueaker wrote:No that was Sunstreaker, different yellow bot

No... It was a joke... Just a joke...

News Credits: 127 · by **Counterpunch** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:16 am

Highly sought after?

No sir.

by **Nujevad** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:35 am

If anyone is foolish enough to look for one of those, I hope they wash it thoroughly first.

by **The Time Traveller** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:45 am

Counterpunch wrote:Highly sought after?

No sir.

We're just not those "Must have everything, even if it goes in the no nos!" fans.

Sounds like a fakey fakey fake fake to me. I mean come on, Malasia!

by **DREWCIFER** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:50 am

"Highly sought after" That would mean on the secondary market, correct? Who wants and sex toy off of the secondary market? That means it has been used...well to each their own, I guess.

:DEVIL: