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what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

by Name_Violation » Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:29 pm

Motto: "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."

Weapon: Multi-Function Sword

Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids

People wrote:zombybunnie: N_V scares me...I no longer wish that my pants transformed
Burn:Anyone notice how much of a boring party pooper N_V is? He doesn't join in the fun, he's spent the last few years with dodgy builds feeding XP to the Autobots, and he sure as heck doesn't spam.
disruptor96: I forgot how insane you were.

Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

by energonexpress » Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:40 pm

Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

by Loki God Of Mischief » Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:45 pm

It's best to assume every link I post is NSFW, and every post I make is just me taking the piss.

Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

by Name_Violation » Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:45 pm

Motto: "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."

Weapon: Multi-Function Sword

Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids

People wrote:zombybunnie: N_V scares me...I no longer wish that my pants transformed
Burn:Anyone notice how much of a boring party pooper N_V is? He doesn't join in the fun, he's spent the last few years with dodgy builds feeding XP to the Autobots, and he sure as heck doesn't spam.
disruptor96: I forgot how insane you were.

Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

by Me, Grimlock! » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:05 pm

Weapon: Stinger Missile

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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

by Chaoslock » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:07 pm

Weapon: Reciprocating Laser Cannon

Me, Grimlock! wrote:Unicorn.

Fixed

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Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

by Tekka » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:08 pm

Motto: "I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now!"

Weapon: Multi-Function Sword

Chuck Norris should transform into a decent actor.

Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

by Name_Violation » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:14 pm

Motto: "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."

Weapon: Multi-Function Sword

Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids

People wrote:zombybunnie: N_V scares me...I no longer wish that my pants transformed
Burn:Anyone notice how much of a boring party pooper N_V is? He doesn't join in the fun, he's spent the last few years with dodgy builds feeding XP to the Autobots, and he sure as heck doesn't spam.
disruptor96: I forgot how insane you were.

Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

by bossbot » Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:23 am

09 Ram pick-up truck, simple, American, powerfull....Chuck norris :p

Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

by Venomous Prime » Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:43 am

Motto: "You don't know peace until you've had suffering"

Weapon: Double Venom Lasers

Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

by Dead Metal » Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:03 am

Motto: "Don't do drugs, beer's cheaper anyway!"

Jeep! wrote:Why do I imagine Dead Metal sounding exactly like Arnie?
Intah-wib-buls?

Blurrz wrote:10/10

Leave it to Dead Metal to have the word 'Pronz' in his signature.

Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

by Venomous Prime » Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:07 am

Motto: "You don't know peace until you've had suffering"

Weapon: Double Venom Lasers

Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

by Tekka » Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:13 am

Motto: "I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now!"

Weapon: Multi-Function Sword

Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

by Dead Metal » Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:05 am

Motto: "Don't do drugs, beer's cheaper anyway!"

Jeep! wrote:Why do I imagine Dead Metal sounding exactly like Arnie?
Intah-wib-buls?

Blurrz wrote:10/10

Leave it to Dead Metal to have the word 'Pronz' in his signature.

Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

by Jazz Reborn » Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:54 pm

Weapon: Light-Saber Sword

Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

by Dead Metal » Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:04 pm

Motto: "Don't do drugs, beer's cheaper anyway!"

Dead bots can't post!

Jeep! wrote:Why do I imagine Dead Metal sounding exactly like Arnie?
Intah-wib-buls?

Blurrz wrote:10/10

Leave it to Dead Metal to have the word 'Pronz' in his signature.

Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

by Jazz Reborn » Sat Dec 06, 2008 8:36 am

Weapon: Light-Saber Sword

Re: what if Chuck Norris was a transformer

by Dead Metal » Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:40 pm

Motto: "Don't do drugs, beer's cheaper anyway!"

jazz reborn wrote:

Dead Metal wrote:Dead bots can't post!

I...have been... RECYCLED!!!

Fixed

Jeep! wrote:Why do I imagine Dead Metal sounding exactly like Arnie?
Intah-wib-buls?

Blurrz wrote:10/10

Leave it to Dead Metal to have the word 'Pronz' in his signature.