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Anyone vs Gaston

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Anyone vs Gaston

Postby Nuffs » Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:03 pm

Who is more manly than Gaston? (Not counting Bruce Campbell)

Really though, Gaston is a **** beast.

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Postby Greed » Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:40 pm

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Postby Exulted Unicron » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:52 am

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Chuck Norris appears for a drink and sees Gaston challenging his manliness. He gives him the Norris glare, which liquifies Gaston's kidneys...Norris then roundhouse kicks gaston the face...replacing him as the Manliest Man there.
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Postby Predaprince » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:26 am

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Gaston is a rip-off of Bruce Campbell and Arnold put together.
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Postby Dr. Caelus » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:34 am

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Postby Psycho Warrior » Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:45 pm

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Postby HardHead » Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:58 pm

I could beat that ponce with my eyes closed..

Simply castrate him in his sleep.. his manliness will just leave him like a bad smell :p
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Postby Phategod1 » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:35 pm

I didn't click the youtube link seeing as how I'm at work but are you talking about the Guy from B & the Beast? if thats the case then I think Ms. Pottsworth would own his ass.
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Postby Dr. Caelus » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:03 pm

Phategod1 wrote:I didn't click the youtube link seeing as how I'm at work but are you talking about the Guy from B & the Beast? if thats the case then I think Ms. Pottsworth would own his ass.


But would she do it more manlyly than Gaston?
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Postby Predaprince » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:54 pm

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Caelus wrote:
Phategod1 wrote:I didn't click the youtube link seeing as how I'm at work but are you talking about the Guy from B & the Beast? if thats the case then I think Ms. Pottsworth would own his ass.


But would she do it more manlyly than Gaston?


Yes.

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Postby Lunar_Convoy » Wed May 02, 2007 11:15 am

Are you kidding? Gaston? A Disney character in a fantasy battle against ANYONE? Hmmmmmm Allow me to do a scenario for you.

Gaston is in the tavern showing off his muscles as a man in a dark corner laughs.

"My, a man of your calibur should be able to take on anything."

Gaston glares at the guy who spoke. "Why do are you challenging me?"

The guy stands up and walks out of the shadows, revealing himself to be Alucard from Hellsing.

"As a matter of fact I am." Alucard grins his trademark grin. "Now come on! Show me what you can do!"

Gaston punches Alucard in the chest only to have the bones in his hand break as he pulls back and whimpers.

"So I see...you're just like the rest...nothing but a dissapointment..."

Gaston tries punching him again except this time Alucard jabs his hand right through Gaston's fists, thus litteraly spliting his arm in two as blood gushes everywhere as Alucard laughs and then procedes to rip him in two with his bare hands. Alucard then procedes to kill everyone in the tavern and feasts on their blood.

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Postby Dead Metal » Wed May 02, 2007 2:49 pm

Motto: "Don't do drugs, beer's cheaper anyway!"
Well Bublebee enters the hous, takes a look around, sees Gaston, pokes Gaston, Gaston brakes Bumblebe. Then we hear a voice saing-"You have the blood of inocents on yore sole!, and one of the alcoholics stands up wile his head ligts up, walks towords Gaston glaring at him, the caines getiing in to place. The Rider (Marvel comics Ghost Rider) grabes him by the neck lifting him slowly into position, finishing his sentence-"looke into my eyes and feel ther PAIN!"-
The Rider burnes his soul.
People in the pub are shoced and throe things at him Rider gets pissed of and burnes the hole place downe.
The End 8)
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Postby Phategod1 » Thu May 03, 2007 6:20 pm

Dead Metal wrote:Well Bublebee enters the hous, takes a look around, sees Gaston, pokes Gaston, Gaston brakes Bumblebe. Then we hear a voice saing-"You have the blood of inocents on yore sole!, and one of the alcoholics stands up wile his head ligts up, walks towords Gaston glaring at him, the caines getiing in to place. The Rider (Marvel comics Ghost Rider) grabes him by the neck lifting him slowly into position, finishing his sentence-"looke into my eyes and feel ther PAIN!"-
The Rider burnes his soul.
People in the pub are shoced and throe things at him Rider gets pissed of and burnes the hole place downe.
The End 8)


But will he do it manlier than Gaston.
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Postby Dead Metal » Fri May 04, 2007 4:51 pm

Motto: "Don't do drugs, beer's cheaper anyway!"
Phategod1 wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:Well Bublebee enters the hous, takes a look around, sees Gaston, pokes Gaston, Gaston brakes Bumblebe. Then we hear a voice saing-"You have the blood of inocents on yore sole!, and one of the alcoholics stands up wile his head ligts up, walks towords Gaston glaring at him, the caines getiing in to place. The Rider (Marvel comics Ghost Rider) grabes him by the neck lifting him slowly into position, finishing his sentence-"looke into my eyes and feel ther PAIN!"-
The Rider burnes his soul.
People in the pub are shoced and throe things at him Rider gets pissed of and burnes the hole place downe.
The End 8)


But will he do it manlier than Gaston.

Well...., jes he would! Ther is nothing manlier than a guy with a burning head 8) .
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Jeep! wrote:Why do I imagine Dead Metal sounding exactly like Arnie?
Intah-wib-buls?

Blurrz wrote:10/10

Leave it to Dead Metal to have the word 'Pronz' in his signature.
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Postby Phategod1 » Tue May 08, 2007 10:34 pm

Dead Metal wrote:
Phategod1 wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:Well Bublebee enters the hous, takes a look around, sees Gaston, pokes Gaston, Gaston brakes Bumblebe. Then we hear a voice saing-"You have the blood of inocents on yore sole!, and one of the alcoholics stands up wile his head ligts up, walks towords Gaston glaring at him, the caines getiing in to place. The Rider (Marvel comics Ghost Rider) grabes him by the neck lifting him slowly into position, finishing his sentence-"looke into my eyes and feel ther PAIN!"-
The Rider burnes his soul.
People in the pub are shoced and throe things at him Rider gets pissed of and burnes the hole place downe.
The End 8)


But will he do it manlier than Gaston.

Well...., jes he would! Ther is nothing manlier than a guy with a burning head 8) .


Tell that to anyone who has had sex with Paris Hilton They have another Body part that burns /:)
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Postby Dead Metal » Wed May 09, 2007 3:45 pm

Motto: "Don't do drugs, beer's cheaper anyway!"
Phategod1 wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:
Phategod1 wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:Well Bublebee enters the hous, takes a look around, sees Gaston, pokes Gaston, Gaston brakes Bumblebe. Then we hear a voice saing-"You have the blood of inocents on yore sole!, and one of the alcoholics stands up wile his head ligts up, walks towords Gaston glaring at him, the caines getiing in to place. The Rider (Marvel comics Ghost Rider) grabes him by the neck lifting him slowly into position, finishing his sentence-"looke into my eyes and feel ther PAIN!"-
The Rider burnes his soul.
People in the pub are shoced and throe things at him Rider gets pissed of and burnes the hole place downe.
The End 8)


But will he do it manlier than Gaston.

Well...., jes he would! Ther is nothing manlier than a guy with a burning head 8) .


Tell that to anyone who has had sex with Paris Hilton They have another Body part that burns /:)

:lol: :lol:
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Intah-wib-buls?

Blurrz wrote:10/10

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Re: Anyone vs Gaston

Postby snavej » Thu Oct 05, 2023 7:51 am

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."
Anyone could beat Gaston if they take enough steroids. Even Stephen Hawking and he's dead! ;) :POPCORN:
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