The Energon Pub

by **Blastback** » Fri Apr 11, 2025 4:45 pm

Don't know if you pay attention to the NBA, but if you do, why is Nico Harrison so stupid?

Thank god I'm a Spurs fan...

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Apr 11, 2025 6:03 pm

BlackBast
Sorry, not my sport.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Wed Apr 16, 2025 4:07 pm

Question for our resident mentally unhinged combatant: which would you rather be, a running coward or a courageous fool?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Apr 16, 2025 6:41 pm

Roddy Prius
Knowing me, I'd be running fool.
This might make me forest gump, but I'll take that risk. At least I'd get rich by accident.

by **Blastback** » Thu Apr 17, 2025 8:04 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:BlackBast
Sorry, not my sport.

The short version, stupid, immense stupidity.

Which is the better song, Dare or The Touch?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Apr 17, 2025 10:14 pm

Blistbeck
The only answer to that is Dare to be Stupid.
But honestly I'd prefer Dare just because its less overplayed.

by **Blastback** » Thu Apr 24, 2025 10:32 pm

Psychotic battlebot

Weird Al automatically trumps all most anything else, so no point asking.

Should I try to get a friend to use hot wax to soothe enraged lobsters?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Apr 25, 2025 1:37 pm

Kcabtslab
hm, my first thought is why are the lobsters enraged but that'd just be answering a question with a question.

Hot wax and a massage is the wrong way to go. Made that mistake once. Never fully recovered from it. What they need is a nice safe place to vent their pent up aggression. I suggest a lawyer's nose, or the inside of a land developer's pants.

by **Blastback** » Mon May 19, 2025 9:43 pm

What's the best way to deal with the insanity that is out present state of the world?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon May 19, 2025 10:27 pm

Implode Forward
Tune out, find something you enjoy, preferably something that we all willingly went insane over back when this site was hoppin'

I enjoy lolcows, love me a freakshow.

by **Blastback** » Tue May 20, 2025 9:53 pm

Gonna be rewatching Space Ghost Coast to Coast sometime soon.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Sat May 31, 2025 10:44 am

Psycho Warrior, is the Real Ghostbusters cartoon better than the movies?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sat May 31, 2025 3:05 pm

Megatron's Meat Shield
If we're talking the first movie? No, you ain't beating the first movie there.
Second movie? oh Real Ghostbusters have it beat. Especially the pre-Q5 meddling seasons.
2016 ghostbusters? Even Slimer and real ghostbusters were better than that.
Ghostbusters afterlife? Yeah not beating the cartoon for me.

And for good measure I'll throw Extreme Ghostbusters in here. Honestly... I liked it, a lot more than the later seasons of Real Ghostbusters to be honest. Jenene needs to be a sassy crank.

I would have loved if instead of trying to follow the original cast, they do what they did in the comics and had the GB franchise their business and we get to see, say, a Ghostbusters branch in detroit or Houston or some other state, or if you really go out there, imagine a Tokyo branch of the ghostbusters.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Sat May 31, 2025 7:28 pm

Fair enough, that's as also my general line of thinking on the franchise. The cartoon went downhill in its 2nd half, much like the Turtles.

Next question for the unhinged crusader: is Jenny the villain in Forrest Gump?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sat May 31, 2025 8:52 pm

Square Root Rodimus
Turtles fight with... anything by their weapons!

But as for your question: How can she not be? She strung Forest along for decades, and only slept with him after she got AIDS and he was a millionaire war hero, and then ran off, and then married him after she learned she was dying like 'welp, its Forest or no one.'

If the genders were reversed Jenny would be a deadbeat dad who skips out on Forest harder than Nelson's dad.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Sun Jun 01, 2025 6:05 pm

Mentally unstable attacker, who wins in a street fight between Peter Griffin and Stan Smith? Given Stan's CIA training, Peter is allowed to use melee weapons. Stan has his hands and feet only.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Jun 01, 2025 7:53 pm

I can't believe its not Optimus Prime
That's a tough one.

Because Stan has shown to be one of the most inconsistent fighters. Sometimes able to snap a man's neck with no problem, and in another he's getting utterly dominated by a buff greek guy at kinko's. For all his supposed superior training he can't handle many of the people he comes across in his own show.

And Peter... we've all seen the vs chicken fights he's had, and they're shown to be 100% real in the course of the show and not just a throwaway gag. The guy can be an absolute beast when he gets serious. Allow Peter to use weapons and I can only see this going in his favor.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Sat Jun 14, 2025 2:35 am

PS,

If Ultra Magnus had been in charge of Garrus-9 instead of Maximus, would Overlord still be able to do what he did?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sat Jun 14, 2025 3:09 pm

Roddy Rowdy Prime
I think we both know Ultra Magnus would have said he "can't deal with that now."

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Sat Jun 14, 2025 3:49 pm

But I doubt Overlord would be nearly as understanding as Kup and Hot Rod were.

Who would win a chess match between Shockwave and Perceptor? And between Shockwave and Prowl? G1 of course.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Jun 15, 2025 3:34 pm

Ponderous Crime
I think a more interesting game would be Shockwave vs Grimlock. Shockwave's head starts smoking as she keeps trying to think 26 steps ahead while Grimlock says he likes the horsey and keeps moving it back and forth.

But I'd say Perceptor due to him being able to think more creatively and Prowl. Prowl cheats.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Wed Jun 18, 2025 9:46 am

Warrior, come out to play!

Do you suspect that Burn secretly enjoys Uwe Boll movies, despite his open hatred for the guy?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Jun 18, 2025 10:57 am

Get out of the way H-BLAMBLAMBLAM
I think he doth protest to much and Blubberella is his guilty pleasure. :-D

by **Blastback** » Sun Jun 22, 2025 12:09 pm

Now that last question was just mean. :lol:

Am I the only one getting a kick in the nostalgia with the new site layout?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sun Jun 22, 2025 1:25 pm

BestBeak
Having been one who was diving into the internet archive for the building threads, I can say nothing hit harder than that. Honestly just seeing the site work (more or less) is an improvement over how it was the previous few months.