The Energon Pub

Eradicator wrote:Doomy has left. He has abandoned you all. I am your new leader.

You and what army?

Whiner-tron wrote:Has anyone actualy seen Doomy (in other threads, pm, etc.) since he started this thread, or has he disapered altogether?

Nope.

Doomy has left the building.

I hereby declare that Doomy is MIA.

Maybe the Allspark can revive him.

Nope.
How do we revive him if we can't find him?

Maybe we can make another of him...?

Faster, stronger, and more intelligent!

Yes! We can rebuild him!

Eradicator wrote:Maybe we can make another of him...?

Faster, stronger, and more intelligent!

Yes! We can rebuild him!

You mean REMAKE him.....
But why reissue him when you can have the throne for yourself?

Try to gather a lot of fish in the center park square. Have spotlights focused on the mountain of fish.

The scent should draw him out.

Auto Bot wrote:Try to gather a lot of fish in the center park square. Have spotlights focused on the mountain of fish.

He's not Godzilla, mind you. Is he?

optronix91 wrote:

Auto Bot wrote:Try to gather a lot of fish in the center park square. Have spotlights focused on the mountain of fish.

He's not Godzilla, mind you. Is he?

We should try everything in our power to try to draw him out.

If he's Japanese, he could be a distant relative of Godzilla.

My plan could possibly work.

I am using the Force....

I have bad news from Hasbro.

Doomy's mold has been damaged beyond repair so we won't be able to reissue him.

IjuinTekka wrote:I have bad news from Hasbro.

Doomy's mold has been damaged beyond repair so we won't be able to reissue him.

Make him a Classic.

Bad news.
Those guys at the top felt that the mold is not financially viable.

Then he better go for a KO!

Ahhh,
how do we make a knockoff if we dont have a reference copy?

Make a call to China factories!

Rinnng.....
Hello?
I'm calling from the planet Cybertron....
Yes, yes that's right. No, I'm not playing a prank.
Whaddaya mean you dont believe me?
Look, I've got a mission for you and your fellow humans working at your human factories.
Yes, you'll get Energon supplies in exchange.
Whaddaya mean you've got a lead-paint problem? We TFs use chrome and durabyllium paint coatings.
What? You don't have those resources?
Hello?

darn... the phone got hung up...

I thought they'd be responding in Chinese.

Yes. The abovestated are what i said, not the other party.

And I've learned Earth's language through the World Wide Web.

After much hunting I have bee able to determine doomy was last seen on September 5, 2007.
I truly believe our leader has abandoned us, for what reason I can not determine.
As for Eradicator becoming leader, I won’t oppose it as long as he has some sort of plan for the future.
Also, stop using our long distance minuets optronix91, if it’s that important, use a land line.

I SECOND ERADICATOR AS THE LEADER!!!!

Whiner-tron wrote:After much hunting I have bee able to determine doomy was last seen on September 5, 2007.
I truly believe our leader has abandoned us, for what reason I can not determine.
As for Eradicator becoming leader, I won’t oppose it as long as he has some sort of plan for the future.
Also, stop using our long distance minuets optronix91, if it’s that important, use a land line.

Use Prime's loudspeaker method of transmitting messages to Autobots among the stars.

Cheap.

Ineffective.

Dramatic.

Or use E.T.'s method.
"E.T. phone home..."

Yay! I'm the leader? No joke?

Then my first command is this: bring me Doomy's head. Get to it!!!