The Energon Pub

[Halo]

the axe is my fave old school weapon.

My history teacher keeps talking about double bladed axes in class.

Conan, the librarian...

I so want that action figure.

I'm pretty fussy about old school weapons. If I had to choose a blade, I'd probably take a side-handle cutlass. But I'm more into polearm weapons. FLAIL HO!

Whee!

[Psycho Warrior]

the axe is my fave old school weapon.

My history teacher keeps talking about double bladed axes in class.

Conan, the librarian...

I so want that action figure.

I'm pretty fussy about old school weapons. If I had to choose a blade, I'd probably take a side-handle cutlass. But I'm more into polearm weapons. FLAIL HO!

Whee!

Well with me I'm more of a Rapier guy... with a knife in my boot and in my sleeve.

[Senor Hugo]

the axe is my fave old school weapon.

My history teacher keeps talking about double bladed axes in class.

Conan, the librarian...

I so want that action figure.

I'm pretty fussy about old school weapons. If I had to choose a blade, I'd probably take a side-handle cutlass. But I'm more into polearm weapons. FLAIL HO!

Whee!

Well with me I'm more of a Rapier guy... with a knife in my boot and in my sleeve.

I've always been a fan of the small curved knives, like the ones Vin Diesel used in Chronicles of Riddick.

The small curved knives, a nice ninja sword, and a big honkin' scimitar which could easily cleave a man in two.

[The Happy Locust]

the axe is my fave old school weapon.

My history teacher keeps talking about double bladed axes in class.

Conan, the librarian...

I so want that action figure.

I'm pretty fussy about old school weapons. If I had to choose a blade, I'd probably take a side-handle cutlass. But I'm more into polearm weapons. FLAIL HO!

Whee!

Well with me I'm more of a Rapier guy... with a knife in my boot and in my sleeve.

I've always been a fan of the small curved knives, like the ones Vin Diesel used in Chronicles of Riddick.

The small curved knives, a nice ninja sword, and a big honkin' scimitar which could easily cleave a man in two.

I guess I've never been a blade person. Too messy. But give me a bone-cracker, and now I've won the fight without losing my moral center to a murder... usually.

[Senor Hugo]

the axe is my fave old school weapon.

My history teacher keeps talking about double bladed axes in class.

Conan, the librarian...

I so want that action figure.

I'm pretty fussy about old school weapons. If I had to choose a blade, I'd probably take a side-handle cutlass. But I'm more into polearm weapons. FLAIL HO!

Whee!

Well with me I'm more of a Rapier guy... with a knife in my boot and in my sleeve.

I've always been a fan of the small curved knives, like the ones Vin Diesel used in Chronicles of Riddick.

The small curved knives, a nice ninja sword, and a big honkin' scimitar which could easily cleave a man in two.

I guess I've never been a blade person. Too messy. But give me a bone-cracker, and now I've won the fight without losing my moral center to a murder... usually.

It's not murder if you know how to get away with it. Let them attack first, then defend yourself. Say you feared for your life and you knew they wouldn't stop until you were dead. So you killed them.

Then when the police ask "why did you beat the man to death with his own leg?" Just tell them Christian Evangelists or Jack Thompson influenced you to do it.

Or just hide the body in a remote cornfield, and burn it.

[Psycho Warrior]

the axe is my fave old school weapon.

My history teacher keeps talking about double bladed axes in class.

Conan, the librarian...

I so want that action figure.

I'm pretty fussy about old school weapons. If I had to choose a blade, I'd probably take a side-handle cutlass. But I'm more into polearm weapons. FLAIL HO!

Whee!

Well with me I'm more of a Rapier guy... with a knife in my boot and in my sleeve.

I've always been a fan of the small curved knives, like the ones Vin Diesel used in Chronicles of Riddick.

The small curved knives, a nice ninja sword, and a big honkin' scimitar which could easily cleave a man in two.

I guess I've never been a blade person. Too messy. But give me a bone-cracker, and now I've won the fight without losing my moral center to a murder... usually.

It's not murder if you know how to get away with it. Let them attack first, then defend yourself. Say you feared for your life and you knew they wouldn't stop until you were dead. So you killed them.

Then when the police ask "why did you beat the man to death with his own leg?" Just tell them Christian Evangelists or Jack Thompson influenced you to do it.

Or just hide the body in a remote cornfield, and burn it.

you forgot 'remove the teeth so no one can identify the body'

[The Happy Locust]

We interrupt this building thread for this commercial message.

Now available at Locust*mart and all other questionable retailers, it's new "Sugar Sod Pops", the breakfast that tastes just like a freshly mowed lawn. It has that just-raked freshness and turns your teeth green. It's Sugar Sod pops!

"If you like grass,
And you like dirt,
Eat Sugar Sod pops,
It couldn't hurt."

Caution: May contain up to 5% fertilizer, animal wastes, compost, and/or those neighbors who dared question the neighborhood watch association.

Goes great with Powdered Toast, the toast that comes in a can.







Yes, I've been watching too much Ren & Stimpy lately.

[Psycho Warrior]

Powdered toast man... he's the greatest...

[Senor Hugo]

We interrupt this building thread for this commercial message.

Now available at Locust*mart and all other questionable retailers, it's new "Sugar Sod Pops", the breakfast that tastes just like a freshly mowed lawn. It has that just-raked freshness and turns your teeth green. It's Sugar Sod pops!

"If you like grass,
And you like dirt,
Eat Sugar Sod pops,
It couldn't hurt."

Caution: May contain up to 5% fertilizer, animal wastes, compost, and/or those neighbors who dared question the neighborhood watch association.

Goes great with Powdered Toast, the toast that comes in a can.







Yes, I've been watching too much Ren & Stimpy lately.

Good ol' Ren & Stimpy

This reminds me of a fictional product pitch I had to do for an online English course.

So to continue on with the adverts.


Are you tired of doing chores? Are you sick of coming home to a pig sty? Don't you wish you had your own personal servant to do all these things for you?

Well now you can! With Hugo's Build-A-Bot, you can build your very own robot servant!

You may ask yourself "but how can a robot servant be smart enough to cook, clean and do other menial tasks around the house?"

Thats simple, with Hugo's patented robot plans, you are guaranteed to get a robot as smart as a young child!

Just put the robot together, add batteries and the brain of an orphan, and you're all set to kick back and watch the robot do everything you don't want to!

"But Hugo, isn't harvesting the brain of an orphan a bad thing?"

Why no! Nobody wants orphans, so they just sit and go to waste in adoption homes where they learn vital cleaning skills. This makes them perfect to become a cleaning robot!

And harvesting their brain is as easy as "club, slice, and scoop!" It's so easy, the orphan could do it himself if he didn't lose consciousness!

For only 32 payments of $49.99 you can own your own Build-a-bot Chore Robot.

And if you order now, I'll throw in my patented brain-scoop, which can also be used as an ice-cream scoop!

A $30 value absolutely free!

So call now!

[Caution] Chore Robot may go insane and kill.

[Halo]

We interrupt this building thread for this commercial message.

Now available at Locust*mart and all other questionable retailers, it's new "Sugar Sod Pops", the breakfast that tastes just like a freshly mowed lawn. It has that just-raked freshness and turns your teeth green. It's Sugar Sod pops!

"If you like grass,
And you like dirt,
Eat Sugar Sod pops,
It couldn't hurt."

Caution: May contain up to 5% fertilizer, animal wastes, compost, and/or those neighbors who dared question the neighborhood watch association.

Goes great with Powdered Toast, the toast that comes in a can.







Yes, I've been watching too much Ren & Stimpy lately.

Good ol' Ren & Stimpy

This reminds me of a fictional product pitch I had to do for an online English course.

So to continue on with the adverts.


Are you tired of doing chores? Are you sick of coming home to a pig sty? Don't you wish you had your own personal servant to do all these things for you?

Well now you can! With Hugo's Build-A-Bot, you can build your very own robot servant!

You may ask yourself "but how can a robot servant be smart enough to cook, clean and do other menial tasks around the house?"

Thats simple, with Hugo's patented robot plans, you are guaranteed to get a robot as smart as a young child!

Just put the robot together, add batteries and the brain of an orphan, and you're all set to kick back and watch the robot do everything you don't want to!

"But Hugo, isn't harvesting the brain of an orphan a bad thing?"

Why no! Nobody wants orphans, so they just sit and go to waste in adoption homes where they learn vital cleaning skills. This makes them perfect to become a cleaning robot!

And harvesting their brain is as easy as "club, slice, and scoop!" It's so easy, the orphan could do it himself if he didn't lose consciousness!

For only 32 payments of $49.99 you can own your own Build-a-bot Chore Robot.

And if you order now, I'll throw in my patented brain-scoop, which can also be used as an ice-cream scoop!

A $30 value absolutely free!

So call now!

[Caution] Chore Robot may go insane and kill.

I'm going to build one and set it loose.

[Psycho Warrior]

We interrupt this building thread for this commercial message.

Now available at Locust*mart and all other questionable retailers, it's new "Sugar Sod Pops", the breakfast that tastes just like a freshly mowed lawn. It has that just-raked freshness and turns your teeth green. It's Sugar Sod pops!

"If you like grass,
And you like dirt,
Eat Sugar Sod pops,
It couldn't hurt."

Caution: May contain up to 5% fertilizer, animal wastes, compost, and/or those neighbors who dared question the neighborhood watch association.

Goes great with Powdered Toast, the toast that comes in a can.







Yes, I've been watching too much Ren & Stimpy lately.

Good ol' Ren & Stimpy

This reminds me of a fictional product pitch I had to do for an online English course.

So to continue on with the adverts.


Are you tired of doing chores? Are you sick of coming home to a pig sty? Don't you wish you had your own personal servant to do all these things for you?

Well now you can! With Hugo's Build-A-Bot, you can build your very own robot servant!

You may ask yourself "but how can a robot servant be smart enough to cook, clean and do other menial tasks around the house?"

Thats simple, with Hugo's patented robot plans, you are guaranteed to get a robot as smart as a young child!

Just put the robot together, add batteries and the brain of an orphan, and you're all set to kick back and watch the robot do everything you don't want to!

"But Hugo, isn't harvesting the brain of an orphan a bad thing?"

Why no! Nobody wants orphans, so they just sit and go to waste in adoption homes where they learn vital cleaning skills. This makes them perfect to become a cleaning robot!

And harvesting their brain is as easy as "club, slice, and scoop!" It's so easy, the orphan could do it himself if he didn't lose consciousness!

For only 32 payments of $49.99 you can own your own Build-a-bot Chore Robot.

And if you order now, I'll throw in my patented brain-scoop, which can also be used as an ice-cream scoop!

A $30 value absolutely free!

So call now!

[Caution] Chore Robot may go insane and kill.

I'm going to build one and set it loose.

oh crap... I bought one of those for my sister.


...

[The Happy Locust]

We interrupt this building thread for this commercial message.

Now available at Locust*mart and all other questionable retailers, it's new "Sugar Sod Pops", the breakfast that tastes just like a freshly mowed lawn. It has that just-raked freshness and turns your teeth green. It's Sugar Sod pops!

"If you like grass,
And you like dirt,
Eat Sugar Sod pops,
It couldn't hurt."

Caution: May contain up to 5% fertilizer, animal wastes, compost, and/or those neighbors who dared question the neighborhood watch association.

Goes great with Powdered Toast, the toast that comes in a can.







Yes, I've been watching too much Ren & Stimpy lately.

Good ol' Ren & Stimpy

This reminds me of a fictional product pitch I had to do for an online English course.

So to continue on with the adverts.


Are you tired of doing chores? Are you sick of coming home to a pig sty? Don't you wish you had your own personal servant to do all these things for you?

Well now you can! With Hugo's Build-A-Bot, you can build your very own robot servant!

You may ask yourself "but how can a robot servant be smart enough to cook, clean and do other menial tasks around the house?"

Thats simple, with Hugo's patented robot plans, you are guaranteed to get a robot as smart as a young child!

Just put the robot together, add batteries and the brain of an orphan, and you're all set to kick back and watch the robot do everything you don't want to!

"But Hugo, isn't harvesting the brain of an orphan a bad thing?"

Why no! Nobody wants orphans, so they just sit and go to waste in adoption homes where they learn vital cleaning skills. This makes them perfect to become a cleaning robot!

And harvesting their brain is as easy as "club, slice, and scoop!" It's so easy, the orphan could do it himself if he didn't lose consciousness!

For only 32 payments of $49.99 you can own your own Build-a-bot Chore Robot.

And if you order now, I'll throw in my patented brain-scoop, which can also be used as an ice-cream scoop!

A $30 value absolutely free!

So call now!

[Caution] Chore Robot may go insane and kill.

I'm going to build one and set it loose.

oh crap... I bought one of those for my sister.

...

Oh crap... I made one of those out of my sister.

...

[Halo]

We interrupt this building thread for this commercial message.

Now available at Locust*mart and all other questionable retailers, it's new "Sugar Sod Pops", the breakfast that tastes just like a freshly mowed lawn. It has that just-raked freshness and turns your teeth green. It's Sugar Sod pops!

"If you like grass,
And you like dirt,
Eat Sugar Sod pops,
It couldn't hurt."

Caution: May contain up to 5% fertilizer, animal wastes, compost, and/or those neighbors who dared question the neighborhood watch association.

Goes great with Powdered Toast, the toast that comes in a can.







Yes, I've been watching too much Ren & Stimpy lately.

Good ol' Ren & Stimpy

This reminds me of a fictional product pitch I had to do for an online English course.

So to continue on with the adverts.


Are you tired of doing chores? Are you sick of coming home to a pig sty? Don't you wish you had your own personal servant to do all these things for you?

Well now you can! With Hugo's Build-A-Bot, you can build your very own robot servant!

You may ask yourself "but how can a robot servant be smart enough to cook, clean and do other menial tasks around the house?"

Thats simple, with Hugo's patented robot plans, you are guaranteed to get a robot as smart as a young child!

Just put the robot together, add batteries and the brain of an orphan, and you're all set to kick back and watch the robot do everything you don't want to!

"But Hugo, isn't harvesting the brain of an orphan a bad thing?"

Why no! Nobody wants orphans, so they just sit and go to waste in adoption homes where they learn vital cleaning skills. This makes them perfect to become a cleaning robot!

And harvesting their brain is as easy as "club, slice, and scoop!" It's so easy, the orphan could do it himself if he didn't lose consciousness!

For only 32 payments of $49.99 you can own your own Build-a-bot Chore Robot.

And if you order now, I'll throw in my patented brain-scoop, which can also be used as an ice-cream scoop!

A $30 value absolutely free!

So call now!

[Caution] Chore Robot may go insane and kill.

I'm going to build one and set it loose.

oh crap... I bought one of those for my sister.

...

Oh crap... I made one of those out of my sister.

...

Squishy.

[Psycho Warrior]

We interrupt this building thread for this commercial message.

Now available at Locust*mart and all other questionable retailers, it's new "Sugar Sod Pops", the breakfast that tastes just like a freshly mowed lawn. It has that just-raked freshness and turns your teeth green. It's Sugar Sod pops!

"If you like grass,
And you like dirt,
Eat Sugar Sod pops,
It couldn't hurt."

Caution: May contain up to 5% fertilizer, animal wastes, compost, and/or those neighbors who dared question the neighborhood watch association.

Goes great with Powdered Toast, the toast that comes in a can.







Yes, I've been watching too much Ren & Stimpy lately.

Good ol' Ren & Stimpy

This reminds me of a fictional product pitch I had to do for an online English course.

So to continue on with the adverts.


Are you tired of doing chores? Are you sick of coming home to a pig sty? Don't you wish you had your own personal servant to do all these things for you?

Well now you can! With Hugo's Build-A-Bot, you can build your very own robot servant!

You may ask yourself "but how can a robot servant be smart enough to cook, clean and do other menial tasks around the house?"

Thats simple, with Hugo's patented robot plans, you are guaranteed to get a robot as smart as a young child!

Just put the robot together, add batteries and the brain of an orphan, and you're all set to kick back and watch the robot do everything you don't want to!

"But Hugo, isn't harvesting the brain of an orphan a bad thing?"

Why no! Nobody wants orphans, so they just sit and go to waste in adoption homes where they learn vital cleaning skills. This makes them perfect to become a cleaning robot!

And harvesting their brain is as easy as "club, slice, and scoop!" It's so easy, the orphan could do it himself if he didn't lose consciousness!

For only 32 payments of $49.99 you can own your own Build-a-bot Chore Robot.

And if you order now, I'll throw in my patented brain-scoop, which can also be used as an ice-cream scoop!

A $30 value absolutely free!

So call now!

[Caution] Chore Robot may go insane and kill.

I'm going to build one and set it loose.

oh crap... I bought one of those for my sister.

...

Oh crap... I made one of those out of my sister.

...

Squishy.

They're the squishy bears and they're right over there~

[The Happy Locust]

We interrupt this building thread for this commercial message.

Now available at Locust*mart and all other questionable retailers, it's new "Sugar Sod Pops", the breakfast that tastes just like a freshly mowed lawn. It has that just-raked freshness and turns your teeth green. It's Sugar Sod pops!

"If you like grass,
And you like dirt,
Eat Sugar Sod pops,
It couldn't hurt."

Caution: May contain up to 5% fertilizer, animal wastes, compost, and/or those neighbors who dared question the neighborhood watch association.

Goes great with Powdered Toast, the toast that comes in a can.







Yes, I've been watching too much Ren & Stimpy lately.

Good ol' Ren & Stimpy

This reminds me of a fictional product pitch I had to do for an online English course.

So to continue on with the adverts.


Are you tired of doing chores? Are you sick of coming home to a pig sty? Don't you wish you had your own personal servant to do all these things for you?

Well now you can! With Hugo's Build-A-Bot, you can build your very own robot servant!

You may ask yourself "but how can a robot servant be smart enough to cook, clean and do other menial tasks around the house?"

Thats simple, with Hugo's patented robot plans, you are guaranteed to get a robot as smart as a young child!

Just put the robot together, add batteries and the brain of an orphan, and you're all set to kick back and watch the robot do everything you don't want to!

"But Hugo, isn't harvesting the brain of an orphan a bad thing?"

Why no! Nobody wants orphans, so they just sit and go to waste in adoption homes where they learn vital cleaning skills. This makes them perfect to become a cleaning robot!

And harvesting their brain is as easy as "club, slice, and scoop!" It's so easy, the orphan could do it himself if he didn't lose consciousness!

For only 32 payments of $49.99 you can own your own Build-a-bot Chore Robot.

And if you order now, I'll throw in my patented brain-scoop, which can also be used as an ice-cream scoop!

A $30 value absolutely free!

So call now!

[Caution] Chore Robot may go insane and kill.

I'm going to build one and set it loose.

oh crap... I bought one of those for my sister.

...

Oh crap... I made one of those out of my sister.

...

Squishy.

They're the squishy bears and they're right over there~

And for those who doubt the power of the build-a-bot, watch as this mechanical man with the brain of a chihuahua fetches my newspaper, collates my paperwork, and genetically enhances me into a lazy slob (a very slight change, but this is still a test run).

[Halo]

We interrupt this building thread for this commercial message.

Now available at Locust*mart and all other questionable retailers, it's new "Sugar Sod Pops", the breakfast that tastes just like a freshly mowed lawn. It has that just-raked freshness and turns your teeth green. It's Sugar Sod pops!

"If you like grass,
And you like dirt,
Eat Sugar Sod pops,
It couldn't hurt."

Caution: May contain up to 5% fertilizer, animal wastes, compost, and/or those neighbors who dared question the neighborhood watch association.

Goes great with Powdered Toast, the toast that comes in a can.







Yes, I've been watching too much Ren & Stimpy lately.

Good ol' Ren & Stimpy

This reminds me of a fictional product pitch I had to do for an online English course.

So to continue on with the adverts.


Are you tired of doing chores? Are you sick of coming home to a pig sty? Don't you wish you had your own personal servant to do all these things for you?

Well now you can! With Hugo's Build-A-Bot, you can build your very own robot servant!

You may ask yourself "but how can a robot servant be smart enough to cook, clean and do other menial tasks around the house?"

Thats simple, with Hugo's patented robot plans, you are guaranteed to get a robot as smart as a young child!

Just put the robot together, add batteries and the brain of an orphan, and you're all set to kick back and watch the robot do everything you don't want to!

"But Hugo, isn't harvesting the brain of an orphan a bad thing?"

Why no! Nobody wants orphans, so they just sit and go to waste in adoption homes where they learn vital cleaning skills. This makes them perfect to become a cleaning robot!

And harvesting their brain is as easy as "club, slice, and scoop!" It's so easy, the orphan could do it himself if he didn't lose consciousness!

For only 32 payments of $49.99 you can own your own Build-a-bot Chore Robot.

And if you order now, I'll throw in my patented brain-scoop, which can also be used as an ice-cream scoop!

A $30 value absolutely free!

So call now!

[Caution] Chore Robot may go insane and kill.

I'm going to build one and set it loose.

oh crap... I bought one of those for my sister.

...

Oh crap... I made one of those out of my sister.

...

Squishy.

They're the squishy bears and they're right over there~

I really want to inflate an air mattress right now and take it down a snow covered slope. The urge just suddenly hit me.

[The Happy Locust]

We interrupt this building thread for this commercial message.

Now available at Locust*mart and all other questionable retailers, it's new "Sugar Sod Pops", the breakfast that tastes just like a freshly mowed lawn. It has that just-raked freshness and turns your teeth green. It's Sugar Sod pops!

"If you like grass,
And you like dirt,
Eat Sugar Sod pops,
It couldn't hurt."

Caution: May contain up to 5% fertilizer, animal wastes, compost, and/or those neighbors who dared question the neighborhood watch association.

Goes great with Powdered Toast, the toast that comes in a can.







Yes, I've been watching too much Ren & Stimpy lately.

Good ol' Ren & Stimpy

This reminds me of a fictional product pitch I had to do for an online English course.

So to continue on with the adverts.


Are you tired of doing chores? Are you sick of coming home to a pig sty? Don't you wish you had your own personal servant to do all these things for you?

Well now you can! With Hugo's Build-A-Bot, you can build your very own robot servant!

You may ask yourself "but how can a robot servant be smart enough to cook, clean and do other menial tasks around the house?"

Thats simple, with Hugo's patented robot plans, you are guaranteed to get a robot as smart as a young child!

Just put the robot together, add batteries and the brain of an orphan, and you're all set to kick back and watch the robot do everything you don't want to!

"But Hugo, isn't harvesting the brain of an orphan a bad thing?"

Why no! Nobody wants orphans, so they just sit and go to waste in adoption homes where they learn vital cleaning skills. This makes them perfect to become a cleaning robot!

And harvesting their brain is as easy as "club, slice, and scoop!" It's so easy, the orphan could do it himself if he didn't lose consciousness!

For only 32 payments of $49.99 you can own your own Build-a-bot Chore Robot.

And if you order now, I'll throw in my patented brain-scoop, which can also be used as an ice-cream scoop!

A $30 value absolutely free!

So call now!

[Caution] Chore Robot may go insane and kill.

I'm going to build one and set it loose.

oh crap... I bought one of those for my sister.

...

Oh crap... I made one of those out of my sister.

...

Squishy.

They're the squishy bears and they're right over there~

I really want to inflate an air mattress right now and take it down a snow covered slope. The urge just suddenly hit me.

Extreme air mattress snoozing. Especially challenging for those who sleep naked.

*Pushes a drugged and naked Randy tied to an air mattress down the slopes of Mt. Kiziawite'azgoobai*

[Psycho Warrior]

We interrupt this building thread for this commercial message.

Now available at Locust*mart and all other questionable retailers, it's new "Sugar Sod Pops", the breakfast that tastes just like a freshly mowed lawn. It has that just-raked freshness and turns your teeth green. It's Sugar Sod pops!

"If you like grass,
And you like dirt,
Eat Sugar Sod pops,
It couldn't hurt."

Caution: May contain up to 5% fertilizer, animal wastes, compost, and/or those neighbors who dared question the neighborhood watch association.

Goes great with Powdered Toast, the toast that comes in a can.







Yes, I've been watching too much Ren & Stimpy lately.

Good ol' Ren & Stimpy

This reminds me of a fictional product pitch I had to do for an online English course.

So to continue on with the adverts.


Are you tired of doing chores? Are you sick of coming home to a pig sty? Don't you wish you had your own personal servant to do all these things for you?

Well now you can! With Hugo's Build-A-Bot, you can build your very own robot servant!

You may ask yourself "but how can a robot servant be smart enough to cook, clean and do other menial tasks around the house?"

Thats simple, with Hugo's patented robot plans, you are guaranteed to get a robot as smart as a young child!

Just put the robot together, add batteries and the brain of an orphan, and you're all set to kick back and watch the robot do everything you don't want to!

"But Hugo, isn't harvesting the brain of an orphan a bad thing?"

Why no! Nobody wants orphans, so they just sit and go to waste in adoption homes where they learn vital cleaning skills. This makes them perfect to become a cleaning robot!

And harvesting their brain is as easy as "club, slice, and scoop!" It's so easy, the orphan could do it himself if he didn't lose consciousness!

For only 32 payments of $49.99 you can own your own Build-a-bot Chore Robot.

And if you order now, I'll throw in my patented brain-scoop, which can also be used as an ice-cream scoop!

A $30 value absolutely free!

So call now!

[Caution] Chore Robot may go insane and kill.

I'm going to build one and set it loose.

oh crap... I bought one of those for my sister.

...

Oh crap... I made one of those out of my sister.

...

Squishy.

They're the squishy bears and they're right over there~

I really want to inflate an air mattress right now and take it down a snow covered slope. The urge just suddenly hit me.

Extreme air mattress snoozing. Especially challenging for those who sleep naked.

*Pushes a drugged and naked Randy tied to an air mattress down the slopes of Mt. Kiziawite'azgoobai*

I did that once. Pretty fun. Sledding on an air mattress. not the nekkid thing.

[The Happy Locust]

I really want to inflate an air mattress right now and take it down a snow covered slope. The urge just suddenly hit me.

Extreme air mattress snoozing. Especially challenging for those who sleep naked.

*Pushes a drugged and naked Randy tied to an air mattress down the slopes of Mt. Kiziawite'azgoobai*

I did that once. Pretty fun. Sledding on an air mattress. not the nekkid thing.

Well, then you only have one recourse. Find some mountains, drop them trousers, and gets frostbite at 53Mph and 30 degrees of the equator.

[Senor Hugo]

I really want to inflate an air mattress right now and take it down a snow covered slope. The urge just suddenly hit me.

Extreme air mattress snoozing. Especially challenging for those who sleep naked.

*Pushes a drugged and naked Randy tied to an air mattress down the slopes of Mt. Kiziawite'azgoobai*

I did that once. Pretty fun. Sledding on an air mattress. not the nekkid thing.

Well, then you only have one recourse. Find some mountains, drop them trousers, and gets frostbite at 53Mph and 30 degrees of the equator.

Frosty the Snow Junk, turning black and falling off at a doctor's near you!

[The Happy Locust]

I really want to inflate an air mattress right now and take it down a snow covered slope. The urge just suddenly hit me.

Extreme air mattress snoozing. Especially challenging for those who sleep naked.

*Pushes a drugged and naked Randy tied to an air mattress down the slopes of Mt. Kiziawite'azgoobai*

I did that once. Pretty fun. Sledding on an air mattress. not the nekkid thing.

Well, then you only have one recourse. Find some mountains, drop them trousers, and gets frostbite at 53Mph and 30 degrees of the equator.

Frosty the Snow Junk, turning black and falling off at a doctor's near you!

If I were truly mad, I'd make an icicle joke here. but instead, let's for for the trail of sno-cones left behind.

[Jar Axel]

I really want to inflate an air mattress right now and take it down a snow covered slope. The urge just suddenly hit me.

Extreme air mattress snoozing. Especially challenging for those who sleep naked.

*Pushes a drugged and naked Randy tied to an air mattress down the slopes of Mt. Kiziawite'azgoobai*

I did that once. Pretty fun. Sledding on an air mattress. not the nekkid thing.

Well, then you only have one recourse. Find some mountains, drop them trousers, and gets frostbite at 53Mph and 30 degrees of the equator.

Frosty the Snow Junk, turning black and falling off at a doctor's near you!

If I were truly mad, I'd make an icicle joke here. but instead, let's for for the trail of sno-cones left behind.

*Walks by with a dog on a leash*

I hope you boys like lemon

[Senor Hugo]

I really want to inflate an air mattress right now and take it down a snow covered slope. The urge just suddenly hit me.

Extreme air mattress snoozing. Especially challenging for those who sleep naked.

*Pushes a drugged and naked Randy tied to an air mattress down the slopes of Mt. Kiziawite'azgoobai*

I did that once. Pretty fun. Sledding on an air mattress. not the nekkid thing.

Well, then you only have one recourse. Find some mountains, drop them trousers, and gets frostbite at 53Mph and 30 degrees of the equator.

Frosty the Snow Junk, turning black and falling off at a doctor's near you!

If I were truly mad, I'd make an icicle joke here. but instead, let's for for the trail of sno-cones left behind.

*Walks by with a dog on a leash*

I hope you boys like lemon

-shrug- feed the dog some jalapeño peppers and in a few hours we can start selling chocolate snowcones to the school children.

[Psycho Warrior]

I really want to inflate an air mattress right now and take it down a snow covered slope. The urge just suddenly hit me.

Extreme air mattress snoozing. Especially challenging for those who sleep naked.

*Pushes a drugged and naked Randy tied to an air mattress down the slopes of Mt. Kiziawite'azgoobai*

I did that once. Pretty fun. Sledding on an air mattress. not the nekkid thing.

Well, then you only have one recourse. Find some mountains, drop them trousers, and gets frostbite at 53Mph and 30 degrees of the equator.

Frosty the Snow Junk, turning black and falling off at a doctor's near you!

If I were truly mad, I'd make an icicle joke here. but instead, let's for for the trail of sno-cones left behind.

*Walks by with a dog on a leash*

I hope you boys like lemon

Who wants chocolate ice cream?

[The Happy Locust]

I really want to inflate an air mattress right now and take it down a snow covered slope. The urge just suddenly hit me.

Extreme air mattress snoozing. Especially challenging for those who sleep naked.

*Pushes a drugged and naked Randy tied to an air mattress down the slopes of Mt. Kiziawite'azgoobai*

I did that once. Pretty fun. Sledding on an air mattress. not the nekkid thing.

Well, then you only have one recourse. Find some mountains, drop them trousers, and gets frostbite at 53Mph and 30 degrees of the equator.

Frosty the Snow Junk, turning black and falling off at a doctor's near you!

If I were truly mad, I'd make an icicle joke here. but instead, let's for for the trail of sno-cones left behind.

*Walks by with a dog on a leash*

I hope you boys like lemon

Who wants chocolate ice cream?

"Let's all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes"