Bet something like this would have never gotten into the storyboards for the 86 Movie:
Megatron: Go ahead! Put me out of my misery Optimus Prime, I beg of you!
Optimus: You really want me to finish you off once and for all, Megatron?
Megatron: Yes, yes!
Optimus: You're sure?
Megatron: JUST SHOOT ME, DAMN IT!
Optimus: Um... okay... if you say so.
*Optimus prepares to fire, when both Hot Rod and Starscream show up*
Starscream: No! I'll finish off Megatron and become the new leader of the Decepticons!
Hot Rod: I'm not going to let that happen!
*Optimus drops his gun*
Optimus: What the hell's going on?
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by nexisconvoy » Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:46 pm
Optimus prime cuzzing uncontrolably and megatron being loveable
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by Damolisher » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:34 am
That would be things they'd never DO. This is things they'd never SAY.
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Re: Things you'd never hear Transformers characters Say.
by Auto Bot » Tue Dec 25, 2007 3:30 pm
Optimus Prime: "Megatron, i want you to... have a merry christmas!" 
That goes to all of you too.
That goes to all of you too.
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Re: Things you'd never hear Transformers characters Say.
by Zombie Starscream » Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:34 pm
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Re: Things you'd never hear Transformers characters Say.
by Auto Bot » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:14 pm
Megatron: "Decepticons, roll out!"
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Re: Things you'd never hear Transformers characters Say.
by Defcon! » Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:17 pm
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Re: Things you'd never hear Transformers characters Say.
by Night Raid » Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:23 pm
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Starscream: You know, I'd be perfectly happy with my job if Megatron would just STOP SHOOTING ME!
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Re: Things you'd never hear Transformers characters Say.
by Defcon! » Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:12 am
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Re: Things you'd never hear Transformers characters Say.
by Auto Bot » Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:53 am
Bumblebee: "Holy Matrix, Optimus Prime! I forgot to bring my utility belt. My iron pants keeps on slipping down."
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Re: Things you'd never hear Transformers characters Say.
by zanos » Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:59 pm
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Brawl: Shhh! *whispers* Did you hear that?
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Re: Things you'd never hear Transformers characters Say.
by JaAm » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:14 pm
Hot Rod: You know, this day sucks. I have to babysit Daniel, I'm almost killed by decepticons, I accidentally kill Optimus, who was our last hope, we're trapped on some primus-foresaken rock held as prisoners by weird dudes with 5 faces, AND I WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!!!!
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Re: Things you'd never hear Transformers characters Say.
by Defcon! » Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:29 pm
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Re: Things you'd never hear Transformers characters Say.
by Optimus Prime 1996 » Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:36 pm
Megatron:Wait!.I need time for my nails to dry!
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Re: Things you'd never hear Transformers characters Say.
by *AUTOBOT STITH » Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:17 pm
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Re: Things you'd never hear Transformers characters Say.
by Crossfire56 » Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:04 am
Here's something I thought up when looking at this thread..sorry if it's a little twisted. 
(Set in the suburbs in the 2007 movie, Bumblebee and Barricade are grappling in the middle of the road..)
Frenzy: *runs towards Barricade clutching some papers* Oi, I got the location of the all...*looks at the two bigger robots* spark? F***ing hell! *runs off*
Bumblebee: *backs off a bit* I think he got the wrong idea.
Barricade: Somehow I think he's been doing more than just looking for the allspark...*cringes*
(The fight continues...)
Next, in Armada, at the decepticons base. Megatron's standing over a screen with Leader-1 on his shoulder.)
Megatron: Alright, Prime's on his way. Let's go rip him to pieces!
Leader-1: NOT THIS TIME, MEGATRON! I'M SICK OF YOU PUSHING ME AROUND!! You make me sit on that shoulder of yours day in, day out, plugging me in when needed. WELL I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
Megatron: *blinks* uhh...Okay...*whispering* damn, didn't realise minicons could be so vocal...
Leader-1: I HEARD THAT!
G1 Prowl: Screw regulation, let's go pop a cap in their asses!
G1 Ultra Magnus, banging on a computer console: Damnit, start already! Start..Argh, goddamnit!
Wheelie: *walks up and presses button* Press enter key and then you'll see!
Ultra Magnus: Ah, shaddup!
Well, that's me done for now. Oh, by the way, This is my first post here.
(Set in the suburbs in the 2007 movie, Bumblebee and Barricade are grappling in the middle of the road..)
Frenzy: *runs towards Barricade clutching some papers* Oi, I got the location of the all...*looks at the two bigger robots* spark? F***ing hell! *runs off*
Bumblebee: *backs off a bit* I think he got the wrong idea.
Barricade: Somehow I think he's been doing more than just looking for the allspark...*cringes*
(The fight continues...)
Next, in Armada, at the decepticons base. Megatron's standing over a screen with Leader-1 on his shoulder.)
Megatron: Alright, Prime's on his way. Let's go rip him to pieces!
Leader-1: NOT THIS TIME, MEGATRON! I'M SICK OF YOU PUSHING ME AROUND!! You make me sit on that shoulder of yours day in, day out, plugging me in when needed. WELL I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
Megatron: *blinks* uhh...Okay...*whispering* damn, didn't realise minicons could be so vocal...
Leader-1: I HEARD THAT!
G1 Prowl: Screw regulation, let's go pop a cap in their asses!
G1 Ultra Magnus, banging on a computer console: Damnit, start already! Start..Argh, goddamnit!
Wheelie: *walks up and presses button* Press enter key and then you'll see!
Ultra Magnus: Ah, shaddup!
Well, that's me done for now. Oh, by the way, This is my first post here.
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Re: Things you'd never hear Transformers characters Say.
by Optimus Prime 1996 » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:31 pm
Soundwave:I love you starscream..
Starscream:Here we go again..
Starscream:Here we go again..
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Re: Things you'd never hear Transformers characters Say.
by Energon » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:57 pm
Unicron open his mouth and swallows the allspark cube, everything inside comes to life.
Unicron waves hands around: Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diaharria, where am I going to get enough pepto bismol?
Unicron waves hands around: Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diaharria, where am I going to get enough pepto bismol?
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Re: Things you'd never hear Transformers characters Say.
by Pyrostrata » Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:02 pm
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EnergonCube wrote:Unicron open his mouth and swallows the allspark cube, everything inside comes to life.
Unicron waves hands around: Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diaharria, where am I going to get enough pepto bismol?
*falls off of chair laughing*
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Re: Things you'd never hear Transformers characters Say.
by Optimus Prime 1996 » Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:10 pm
Starscream:Stop the attack!..I need the tiolet!.....
*5 minutes later...*
Starscream:Ah,Thats better
*5 minutes later...*
Starscream:Ah,Thats better
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Re: Things you'd never hear Transformers characters Say.
by *AUTOBOT STITH » Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:13 pm
Pyrostrata wrote:EnergonCube wrote:Unicron open his mouth and swallows the allspark cube, everything inside comes to life.
Unicron waves hands around: Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diaharria, where am I going to get enough pepto bismol?
I think you need a book of how to stay in a chair.LOL
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Re: Things you'd never hear Transformers characters Say.
by Optimus Prime 1996 » Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:15 pm
Grimlock:Mmmmmm Bumble bee is yummy..
Optimus Prime:..Where did Bumble bee go?...
Grimlock:*Whistles*
Optimus Prime:..Where did Bumble bee go?...
Grimlock:*Whistles*
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