The Energon Pub

by **Nuffs** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 1:14 pm

After taking a DNA test, it is revealed that Spider-Man's real father is actually Alex Trebeck from the Jeopardy game show. After learning this news, Sean Connery moves in to make Spider-Man's life hell like he does to Trebeck in those SNL skits. And just for fun, Irondick gave Connery an Iron Man suit, so Peter can't just web Sean's mouth shut. Does Parker have the wit to lessen the verbal brutality? Does Alex step in and buy Peter a pony to make up for the missed birthdays? Can Connery make Peter cry like a lil baby?

by **Mighty Scorponok** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:07 pm

Now I am just.............well, Thats cheesy idea. But i'll go with Spidey, for heck of it.

by **Tifereth** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:30 pm

Sean Connery, that man is great

by **tequila stu** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:33 pm

spidey doesn't have a hope in hell.

by **ScorpoMax** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:38 pm

My name is Bond....James Bond. Nuff said.

by **AxiomScion** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:41 am

Considering Sean Connery's portfolio more combative abilities.

3rd place for Mr Universe in 1953
is Jamesbond and an number of other formidable British secret agents.
is an immortal from Highlander.
Wields Excalibur.

Connery doesn't need Ironman's suit and I think Spidey is going to cry after he gets with MJ.