The Office: The New Building Thread
Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
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*PW careens through a fruit stand and a baby carriage before bouncing off a fake rubber wall, taking out the hysterical on the rebound mother before landing on SM1*
Why do I taste watermelon, baby, AND asphalt?
Why do I taste watermelon, baby, AND asphalt?

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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
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Psycho Warrior wrote:*PW careens through a fruit stand and a baby carriage before bouncing off a fake rubber wall, taking out the hysterical on the rebound mother before landing on SM1*
Why do I taste watermelon, baby, AND asphalt?
because god hates you and wants you to burn.

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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
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SoundMaster1 wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:*PW careens through a fruit stand and a baby carriage before bouncing off a fake rubber wall, taking out the hysterical on the rebound mother before landing on SM1*
Why do I taste watermelon, baby, AND asphalt?
because god hates you and wants you to burn.
God being the watermelon's family.

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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
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Psycho Warrior wrote:SoundMaster1 wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:*PW careens through a fruit stand and a baby carriage before bouncing off a fake rubber wall, taking out the hysterical on the rebound mother before landing on SM1*
Why do I taste watermelon, baby, AND asphalt?
because god hates you and wants you to burn.
God being the watermelon's family.
That too...):>

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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
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*a group of wall gnomes slide a wall into another part of the Office. where the wall was left, an accordion shaped WP slinks up and down, to the tune of "Mary Had a Little Lamb"*
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
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Wheelimus Prime wrote:*a group of wall gnomes slide a wall into another part of the Office. where the wall was left, an accordion shaped WP slinks up and down, to the tune of "Mary Had a Little Lamb"*
*PW then shows up covered in watermelon gore*
nice rendition, but it needs more...
*plays the bag pipe, and some how everyone can hear a kazoo being played as well*

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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
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Psycho Warrior wrote:Wheelimus Prime wrote:*a group of wall gnomes slide a wall into another part of the Office. where the wall was left, an accordion shaped WP slinks up and down, to the tune of "Mary Had a Little Lamb"*
*PW then shows up covered in watermelon gore*
nice rendition, but it needs more...
*plays the bag pipe, and some how everyone can hear a kazoo being played as well*
*pulls out keyboard and makes it all techno-y*Yay, techno-y stuff!

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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
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SoundMaster1 wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:Wheelimus Prime wrote:*a group of wall gnomes slide a wall into another part of the Office. where the wall was left, an accordion shaped WP slinks up and down, to the tune of "Mary Had a Little Lamb"*
*PW then shows up covered in watermelon gore*
nice rendition, but it needs more...
*plays the bag pipe, and some how everyone can hear a kazoo being played as well*
*pulls out keyboard and makes it all techno-y*Yay, techno-y stuff!
*suddenly the kazoo stops playing*
Excuse me... *digs in his pants for a second, Kazoo continues playing* There we go. *resumes bagpiping*

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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
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*PW climbs to the top of the tower and rings the bell with a ham sandwich*
HERE YE HERE YE! Will all insane people please report back! Things are getting too sane on this site!
HERE YE HERE YE! Will all insane people please report back! Things are getting too sane on this site!

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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
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Name_Violation wrote:Anyone else sad about the death of Ronnie James Dio?
... I hadn't heard.
... The man who made popular the devil horns now sits in Valhalla...


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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
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*WP enters the scene, riding on a unicarpet*
you guys wanna see a magic trick?
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you guys wanna see a magic trick?
*holds up index finger. quickly wooshes finger so it looks like he changed it to his pinky like magic*
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
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wanna see one of MY tricks?
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TAH DAH
:Smacks WP with a fish:
TAH DAH
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
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My magic trick involves Randy, a dead hooker, a glass of water, a tennis racquet, and a paper plate. Its banned in 53 states.

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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
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Psycho Warrior wrote:My magic trick involves Randy, a dead hooker, a glass of water, a tennis racquet, and a paper plate. Its banned in 53 states.
thats no magic trick, thats an average friday night for you.
good to be back
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
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oh hell yeah. Now... who needs help disposing of a body? I need a meal. *rattles tin cup*

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Psycho Warrior wrote:oh hell yeah. Now... who needs help disposing of a body? I need a meal. *rattles tin cup*
How do i know you just won't by booze?
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Dr. Heavy B wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:oh hell yeah. Now... who needs help disposing of a body? I need a meal. *rattles tin cup*
How do i know you just won't by booze?
huh? I'm talking about the secret 5th meal, and the 5th meal is booze.

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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
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why didn't you say so?
: dumps jack danials in the cup:
: dumps jack danials in the cup:
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Dr. Heavy B wrote:why didn't you say so?
: dumps jack danials in the cup:
so glad you worded it that way. Once someone named Daniels Jack dumped in my cup.

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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
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Psycho Warrior wrote:Dr. Heavy B wrote:why didn't you say so?
: dumps jack danials in the cup:
so glad you worded it that way. Once someone named Daniels Jack dumped in my cup.
i truley hate when that happens
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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
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IT was a sad day for PW. *drinks his jack and throws Heavy B in front of an oncoming bus*

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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
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*Locust makes an unscheduled cameo*
Not having internet access was the longest 3 weeks of my life. But at least I got a new place.
*Locust watches a meteor crash into his new home, destroying both the home and the source of internet access*
What a sad coincidence...
Not having internet access was the longest 3 weeks of my life. But at least I got a new place.
*Locust watches a meteor crash into his new home, destroying both the home and the source of internet access*
What a sad coincidence...

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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
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The Happy Locust wrote:*Locust makes an unscheduled cameo*
Not having internet access was the longest 3 weeks of my life. But at least I got a new place.
*Locust watches a meteor crash into his new home, destroying both the home and the source of internet access*
What a sad coincidence...
*PW plucks the banjo of saddness in remembrance of Locust's house... and the comet. After all it could have hit an orphanage instead*
Still, wonderful to have the thong wearing bozo back.


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Re: The Office: The New Building Thread
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Psycho Warrior wrote:The Happy Locust wrote:*Locust makes an unscheduled cameo*
Not having internet access was the longest 3 weeks of my life. But at least I got a new place.
*Locust watches a meteor crash into his new home, destroying both the home and the source of internet access*
What a sad coincidence...
*PW plucks the banjo of saddness in remembrance of Locust's house... and the comet. After all it could have hit an orphanage instead*
Still, wonderful to have the thong wearing bozo back.
Sadly, my entire supply of thongs was in that home. sigh... But at least I get to enjoy the draft.
*Locust stands up, revealing that he's wearing a belt with a hanging black bar with the word 'censored' on it.*
I think this is an acceptable substitute.
*Locust turns to walk away, revealing a bare backside. Nearby, twenty three Randy's hand fourty-seven simultaneous heart attacks*
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