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by **Shadowblade_DW** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:46 am

42 - You feel cheated when your commander is mentioned as anybodies rival.

News Credits: 3 · by **DISCHARGE** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:54 am

43. You look forward to the sleep deprivation as you feel it makes you more cunning in your battles.
44. You start calling everybody you know when you lose your connection. Just hoping one of your friends will let you use their computer to enter your Cons into battle. Even at three in the morning.
45.You just know in your gut that your boss at work is your greatest rival commander in HMW. Always scheduling you so you need to work instead of leveling up.
46. You keep wondering when the Iceberg alt will show up in the rotation as 'rare'.
47. When driving to the mall, you keep having visions of transforming and ramming that prick in front of you with the
Autobot license plate holder.
48. While flying cross country you hope you don't get any problems from seekers. You don't have access to your computer and can't get into Iacon to call for back up.

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:35 am

49. You wear out the refesh button on your browser hoping its come back in the last 4 seconds since you last checked.

by **Supercollider** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:39 am

50. You hit google to brush up on your latin to translate Psychout's Sig...

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:48 am

Supercollider wrote:50. You hit google to brush up on your latin to translate Psychout's Sig...

You should like it, but the clue is in the movie name. I think this one is even better though and stragely relevant too...

Rodimus Lantern, in his sig, wrote:"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious pronsite of 'hot xxx galore'. While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", I muttered, "Give me back my free hardcore!"..... Quoth the Server, 404."

News Credits: 3 · by **DISCHARGE** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:52 am

51. You use this thread as a crutch while the game is unavailable.
52. You forget the names of your family members and just start referring to them as the names of your team members.
53. Delusions of universal domination don't seem so far fetched, as long as you have your Decepticon army behind you.
54. You start thinking starburst are energon snacks. Friends never look at you the same.
55. You break out your Transformers when the server goes down and host battles in your living room.
56. You keep thinking, if only you had the key to Vector Sigma you could stop playing HMW and bring that war to Earth as you transformed all the lush greenery to a cold metal wasteland.

by **Supercollider** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:14 am

Psychout wrote:
Supercollider wrote:50. You hit google to brush up on your latin to translate Psychout's Sig...

You should like it, but the clue is in the movie name. I think this one is even better though and stragely relevant too...

Yeah but there's so many Pulp Fiction lines with Matrifornicator in them!!!
Speak English perhaps.....?

57. [Looks Up] What are all these people doing in my command centre? what is this In-Tray thing???

by **Tifereth** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:23 am

58. u look at some cars waiting to see if they ram each other
59. when u look to the sky and hope to see a transmetal dragon strafing a jet
60. u always try to invite ppl to play hmw

by **RobotInDisguise** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:30 am

Supercollider wrote:50. You hit google to brush up on your latin to translate Psychout's Sig...

ah Latin...

61. When you give your characters names in more than one language, like me with my Wind Convoy, who's also Long Zuan Feng (Tornado, literally)

News Credits: 3 · by **DISCHARGE** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:02 pm

62. You slag your psychiatrist for telling you HMW is
just a game.
63. You wonder what alt mode your children will have.
64. You become weary of your digital camera for it may be a Decepticon spy.
65. HMW is as life sustaining as food and drink.
66. That next tech skill is only 32,000 points away. Sleep is overrated.
67. In a bar fight you wish you had spent an extra point in avoid. Maybe that guys fist would have missed your face.

News Credits: 3 · by **Archanubis** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:25 pm

Tifereth wrote:59. when u look to the sky and hope to see a transmetal dragon strafing a jet

I've been looking for that since before I was a TransFan. Just wasn't particular about the TransMetal part.

by **The Collector** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:12 pm

68. When you warn one of your girlfriends to NOT play HMW, fearing for their sanity.

by **Shadowblade_DW** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:24 pm

69 - You scold non addicts for not joining missions when your side needs help.

70 - You take missions personnal

News Credits: 3 · by **Archanubis** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:42 pm

71. You go to the menu bar with the intend to look in another part of the site, but your mouse cursor automatically drifts towards "Game."

by **Tifereth** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:08 pm

72. before go to bed u start thinking which stat u will upgrade

by **ashe5k** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:44 pm

73. You keep a spreadsheet for every member of your team that gets updated hourly complete with graphs and pie charts.

by **Shadowblade_DW** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:50 pm

74- you are upset that your lazy excuse for a team gets a three day weekend, when they should be fragging Bots/Cons.

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:51 pm

RobotInDisguise wrote:
Supercollider wrote:50. You hit google to brush up on your latin to translate Psychout's Sig...

ah Latin...

61. When you give your characters names in more than one language, like me with my Wind Convoy, who's also Long Zuan Feng (Tornado, literally)

Vader D'Etiole, Herikoputa, Behalter Maximus (an apuling German mistranslation cuased by me not having enough sleep...).... my team name (exitium).
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74. You only go to the cinima or watch your fav football team when HMW is down.

by **Amazon_Flarescythe** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:56 pm

DISCHARGE wrote:26. You refer to going to bed as hitting the CR chamber

yep thats me right there

by **Tifereth** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:20 pm

75. when there is a family gathering u say u feel sick and u cant go, just to stay at home and play

News Credits: 3 · by **DISCHARGE** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:28 am

76. You try to play other online games but you feel a little dirty about it. What if HMW finds out? Would the RNG get jealous?
77. You think of the RNG as a god and pray to it every night before bed asking for high scores in tomorrows' arena.
78. It starts out free. Before you know it your hurting the ones you love. Robbing banks, stealing from Granny even selling your kids toys on ebay for one lousy X-ray laser.
79. Just keep telling yourself:"Everyone else is doing it."
80. You ask your bank teller for a copy of your energon balance
81. Trying to pick up girls you tell them you have a level 7 rammer.
82. Shopping for a new wardrobe at the mall you look for the armory to pick up 5 tons of electrum.
83. The Seibertron forum IS your newspaper.
84. Your friends try to hold an intervention but can't get you away from your registry for more than 10 minutes before you have to activate another Con fresh from the CR chamber.
85. Your motto for the arena is "Two bots enter, one bot leave."

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:54 am

DISCHARGE wrote:77. You think of the RNG as a god and pray to it every night before bed asking for high scores in tomorrows' MISSIONS.

Fixed

by **The Collector** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:35 am

86. You take a 'break' to play Mechwarrior3 ... and when you see a Daishi ... "DIE MEGATRON!!!" (happened 8 hours ago)

News Credits: 3 · by **DISCHARGE** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:29 pm

87. You have an IV and a bedpan next to your computer so nothing can pull you away.
88. Your mom calls you for dinner, but you only answer to the name of your commander.
89. You start a Decepticon/Autobot recruitment center in your local mall next to the ARMY recruitment center.
90. You don't play HMW unless at least one piece of clothing has your Autobot/Decepticon allegiance on it.
91. Your Autobot commander tries to get a hold of the U.N. to diplomatically stop the Heavy Metal War through peace talks.
92. You put a notch on your monitor for every hour you play HMW.
93. When feeling ill you visit a mechanic instead of a doctor.
You insist your positronic inducer needs to be replaced.
94. You look in the help wanted pages for a 'High ranking Decepticon commander. Exp. a must.' only to be disappointed every time.