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Kirk vs Picard in a fist fight

Postby Lazarus81 » Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:48 pm

Picard as his age on the show and the Kirk from the original. I know Kirk is younger and stronger, but Picard is pretty tough he laughed when he was stabbed in the heart, that stand for something. I'm gonna say Kirk, but it was close.
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Re: Kirk vs Picard in a fist fight

Postby RK_Striker_JK_5 » Fri Jun 11, 2010 4:33 pm

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Plain old fist fight? Kirk kicks his ass five ways from Sunday.
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Re: Kirk vs Picard in a fist fight

Postby Name_Violation » Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:43 pm

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Kirk. By a lot. hell he could just make a cannon out of dirt and spare parts
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Re: Kirk vs Picard in a fist fight

Postby Roadbuster » Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:49 pm

Kirk. The guy has a right hook that could take down Klingons and even genetically enhanced humans.
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Re: Kirk vs Picard in a fist fight

Postby steve2275 » Sat Jun 12, 2010 9:25 am

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Re: Kirk vs Picard in a fist fight

Postby Stormwolf » Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:20 am

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Kirk, it's why he gets to make love with all the green chicks. :roll:
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Re: Kirk vs Picard in a fist fight

Postby sto_vo_kor_2000 » Sun Jun 13, 2010 11:34 pm

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Stormwolf wrote:Kirk, it's why he gets to make love with all the green chicks. :roll:


You know "original" Kirk never actually got any green poonanini that we know off right??

And Kirk wins if he can rip his shirt. :lol:

But Sisko would "b1+ch slap" both of them, Archer and Janeway too.
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Re: Kirk vs Picard in a fist fight

Postby Dead Metal » Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:13 am

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Kirk, but both loose to the awesomeness that is Turkish Kirk
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Re: Kirk vs Picard in a fist fight

Postby Psycho Warrior » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:22 pm

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sto_vo_kor_2000 wrote:
Stormwolf wrote:Kirk, it's why he gets to make love with all the green chicks. :roll:


You know "original" Kirk never actually got any green poonanini that we know off right??

And Kirk wins if he can rip his shirt. :lol:

But Sisko would "b1+ch slap" both of them, Archer and Janeway too.

To my knowledge the only captain to actually slug Q.

Sisko practically punched god.

oh, and Kick for the win
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Re: Kirk vs Picard in a fist fight

Postby sto_vo_kor_2000 » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:26 pm

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sto_vo_kor_2000 wrote:
Stormwolf wrote:Kirk, it's why he gets to make love with all the green chicks. :roll:


You know "original" Kirk never actually got any green poonanini that we know off right??

And Kirk wins if he can rip his shirt. :lol:

But Sisko would "b1+ch slap" both of them, Archer and Janeway too.

To my knowledge the only captain to actually slug Q.

Sisko practically punched god.

oh, and Kick for the win


I do think Janeway "smacked" Q once.
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Re: Kirk vs Picard in a fist fight

Postby Editor » Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:53 am

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My man Picard is awesome, but this fight comes down to one thing, The Kirkie.

Jean-Luc has nothing that goes against that two-fisted punch of doom.

But in a Starfleet Captain Battle, Benjamin Lafayette Sisko would own them all.
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Re: Kirk vs Picard in a fist fight

Postby Tristar » Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:19 am

I gotta say Kirk wins
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Re: Kirk vs Picard in a fist fight

Postby snavej » Mon Sep 25, 2023 10:25 am

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