

'Myth Wars' MetalSamamon's version: Episode 56: "Beast Wars Rekindled: Part 4: "
"Ah, yes; my moment of glory has come at last?" Tarantulas begins as he laughs in cruel triumph. The others merely stare at him as he laughs insanely and pulls out a device. "Now, my loyal troops, witness the event millions of years in the making!!"
He extends an antenna on the device, and after pressing a few simple buttons the ground begins to shake; lightly at first but growing in intensity. "What's going on here?!" Fenrir yells as he tries to maintain his balance. "Look! In the water!" Nemesis shouts as she points down to the lagoon. The water begins to bubble up and foam as a giant tower of dark gray metal rises up from the center. "By the slag of Unicron; it can't be!!!" Nemesis screams in utter shock and bewilderment. Tarantulas turns back to them as the rest of ship rises out of the water; and the full bulk of the vessel covers the horizon, "Yes my dear?that is a Decepticon warship!!!"
Elsewhere?
"Hmm?it can't too much further?" Megatron ponders to himself as he races at top speed away from Gigatron and Tidalwave. "Well, on the bright side, at least we won't have a hard time trackin' that low-down piece of red slag!" Tidalwave comments quickly to Gigatron, "He's left a smoke trail a blind Piranhacon could follow!" "Don't underestimate him, Tidalwave?" Gigatron begins, "Remember what he did to us last time?" Tidalwave sighs deeply but keeps pace, "How could I forget?" "Either way, it doesn't matter now?I know that Megatron is up to something; but what?" Gigatron asks as they continue in hot pursuit.
"Ah fer bootin' up cold!" Rattrap shouts as he stomps his foot into the ground in disappointment. "What's the matter?" Blackarachnia asks him. "Der is no way we're gonna make it back to the Ark draggin' Optimus's big behind!" Rattrap shouts as he tosses down the handle of the crudely fashioned stretcher that he's using to drag Optimus on. "Well, I'm not going to pull him all by myself!" Blackarachnia shouts, still holding the other handle of the stretcher. "Do not worry; if Rattrap will not accept the burden of carrying our leader back to the Ark; then I will assist you, my dear." Silverbolt states chivalrously. "Oh sure; and just leave me to drag Rhinox then; is that your plan?" Cheetor quickly adds in as he and Silverbolt almost simultaneously stop pulling Rhinox on his stretcher. "Stay out of this, little cat; this does not concern you!" Silverbolt announces with a stop sign hand gesture. "Little cat?!" Cheetor threatens, "How about this little cat tears the big dog a new exhaust port?!" Silverbolt growls and sneers at Cheetor; but Cheetor doesn't back down. "Hey! You wanna ask me that?" Blackarachnia buts in and points threateningly at Cheetor. "Stay out of this, spider!" Cheetor growls in anger. No sooner than saying this does Silverbolt draw his wing tip weapons, "Watch your tongue, little cat!" Silverbolt interludes.
"Can't we all just get along?" Rattrap asks innocently. "BUTT OUT!" everyone shouts at him at the same moment. "Well, no one tells me what to do!" Rattrap retorts and walks over to the others as they continue arguing. "I'm warning you Cheetor?back down!" Silverbolt states with a serious tone. "Oh, is that supposed to scare me or something?" Cheetor mocks. "You know, I should be kickin' back on Cybertron right now; sippin' dirty mech fluid while the topless servant bots serve me hand and foot!" Rattrap quickly interjects. "You'll be lucky to have a foot left when I'm finished with you!" Blackarachnia shouts, turning to face him. "Oh, is that so, eight-eyes?" Rattrap quickly counters. "Why you little!" Blackarachnia tackles Rattrap and starts punching him in the face.
"Blackarachnia!" Silverbolt quickly turns to see her and Rattrap duking it out as they roll and wrestle around on the ground. "Don't you ever get tired of protecting her?" Cheetor comments sarcastically. "Cheetor; I do not wish to fight you?" Silverbolt states, withholding his built up anger. "I don't think you have a choice!" Cheetor grabs his gun and fires upon Silverbolt, causing him to fall to the ground injured.
"Silverbolt!" Blackarachnia quickly shouts as she sees Silverbolt go down, and looks up to see Cheetor cower in fear as he sees the anger on her face, "BIG MISTAKE!" She releases Rattrap and races towards Cheetor; but suddenly a whip snaps her in the back and she falls to the ground. "Shouldn't 've turned your back on the stainless steel rat!" Rattrap faults his hand to drive home the point, and puts away his whip. He suddenly turns to his right to see Silverbolt charging at him, weapons in hand, "You'll soon regret that, mouse!" he leaps to the air and dives towards Rattrap, weapons extended in front of him. "Oooh boooooy!!" Rattrap gulps as Silverbolt smashes into him and begins to beat him senseless with his wing tip blades in rhythmic swings. Blackarachnia shakes off the blow, and rises to her feet only to see Cheetor standing above her. "I?m not finished with you yet!" Cheetor shouts and attacks Blackarachnia as she gives him a swift roundhouse kick across the head and starts beating the hell out of him.
As the battle ensues, a giant shadow towers over them all and slowly they all stop fighting and stare up at the silhouette engulfing them. "Well?it looks like you four have got some explaining to do!" Optimus states as he crosses him arms and stares at them in disappointment. "Uh boy, we're in for it now!" Rattrap quickly adds, and plops back onto the ground from exhaustion.
Meanwhile?
"Situation does not make sense to Waspinator?" Waspinator begins as he scratches his head lightly, "Wazpinator remembers Nemesis being destroyed!" "I'll bet that little does make sense to you, bug-boy?" Nemesis begins as she turns to Tarantulas, "but he does have a point. Is this the Nemesis?" she asks. Tarantulas cackles a little and presses another button; causing the ship to turn and float towards them, "Although Waspinator is hardly ever right; he is correct about this. This is not the Nemesis?" he states as he stops the ship at the edge of the cliff and the doors unfold to extend a ramp, "This is the Antagony!!"
Fenrir rubs his chin lightly, "This all sounds great; but it still doesn't make sense Master Tarantulas," he begins, "I mean even with my basic knowledge of history?" he grins slightly as he states this, "even I know that there were only 2 ships that crashed to Earth in regards to Autobots and Decepticons; the Ark and the Nemesis."
"Well, you are correct to a point, Fenrir?" Tarantulas states as he walks into the ship; the others follow. "You see, ages ago when the Ark was launched from Cybertron; it was pursued by the Nemesis; but any fool knows that Decepticon warships always hunt in packs?" They walk down the silent hall and the others look around at the deactivated Decepticons laying all around the floor of the ship. "You see, the Antagony was the backup vessel for the Nemesis; ready to assist at a moment's notice."
Suddenly, Tarantulas's voice becomes somber as he walks onward, "However, they never got a chance to engage in battle; instead they kept a safe distance away from the Nemesis as it attacked the Ark; and during their battle a few stray missiles managed to find their way to the Antagony; and blew apart the engines; causing severe damage."
They all listen intently as he continues recounting the tale, "The Decepticons in the Antagony quickly alerted the Nemesis of their situation, but by this time almost all of the crew had boarded the Ark; leaving only Ramjet, Dirge, and Thrust behind to man the Nemesis. However, those fools didn't know how to help the Antagony; and suggested that the crew of the Antagony make temporary orbit and try to repair their engines while they attempted to contact Megatron to alert him of the situation and to get his advice."
They continue down the hall, passing each Decepticon; their emotions and poses captured as they fell into emergency stasis lock. "But by that time, the Ark had already began to plunge into the atmosphere; as Optimus Prime, Megatron, and the others battled inside the descending ship. A few final shots from the Ark hit their mark on the Nemesis; and it too came crashing down to Earth; the Ark into the mountain; and the Nemesis into the sea." Tarantulas walks through the open pilots door of the Antagony; it's immense size miniaturizing him. The others follow him.
"But with their now-limited resources and even further limited knowledge; the Decepticons on board the Antagony were unable to repair the ship; and as their orbit slowly decayed over Earth; the ship slowly came closer and closer to Earth's atmosphere; until it finally could maintain orbit no longer; and crashed here; in this lagoon." Tarantulas states as he points out the front of the cockpit at the lagoon below.
"However; thanks to the amount of work they did manage to do to the engines; I was able to finish their work and restore the engines to working order; and now; we have a fully functional Decepticon warship at our disposal!!!" Tarantulas throws his head back and laughs evilly. "Ooh, I do like the way you think?" Nemesis states as she nods approvingly. "That's some story Master Tarantulas; and even though all the pieces do seem to make sense; how do I know you're not lying?" Fenrir asks inquisitively. "Yeah, how spider-bot know all this?!" Waspinator adds, drawing a look from Fenrir. "Because I am Tarantulas!! Do I need to explain everything to you?!" Tarantulas snaps.
At the same time? "Transwarp signature located!" Megatron's internal systems voice announces. "Excellent! It appears that Gigatron is just as gullible as he was back on Cybertron?yessssss!" Megatron states as he continues speeding away from his pursuers. "Quickly, hone in on that signature!" he commands. "Acknowledged." his internal computer states, and a small target appears in his view; with a small map-like grid in the top corner with X marking his destination. "Excellent?now only if those fools can keep pace with me!" Megatron states as he increases his speed and takes off full throttle.
Back with the Maximals? "Uh?well?ya see Optimus?it's like this?" Cheetor begins as he rubs the back of his head lightly in shame. "I don't want to hear it! First you tell me that we've crashed back to Earth; then that Megatron somehow managed to escape, then you tell me that we're somewhere about 1,000 clicks north of where we left and that you have no clue where we are; and I wake up to find you all fighting like little children instead of working together to either repair the shuttle or figure out a way to get back to Ark!" Optimus glares down at them menacingly, "So I ask you this, Cheetor; what could you possibly tell me that I already don't know? What could possibly make this situation any worse?!" "Well?uh Bigbot; first let me say?" Cheetor begins when Optimus suddenly cuts him off. "You know; right now I really don't want to hear it! I got a headache the size of Cybertron itself; and I don't need to hear this right now! Whatever it is; it can wait until we get back to the Ark!" "But Bigbot?" Cheetor begins. "I said I don't want to hear it; did I not make myself clear?!" Optimus bends down and stares Cheetor in the face. "Crystal." Cheetor quickly replies; and Optimus stands up straight and turns to Rattrap. "And what are you laughing at?!" Rattrap quickly stops, "Uh nothin'?uh, let's just get back to the Ark?hehe." Rattrap adds an innocent smile.
Back on the Antagony. "And now, you all shall witness my moment of triumph!" Tarantulas shouts as he grabs the controls of the ship the best he can; considering the height difference between Decepticons and Predacons. He pushes a lever with all of he strength; and the Antagony's engines roar and the ship begins to move forward. "Quickly Fenrir; take Waspinator and try to revive the crew. We may need their assistance?" Tarantulas commands; and both Fenrir and Waspinator salute Tarantulas, reply with a 'Yes sir!' and race off down the hall. "And what do you want me to do?" Nemesis asks, approaching Tarantulas. "You will ready the weapons and maintain a watch of the ships diagnostics." Tarantulas commands without even looking away from the windshield. "As you command, my captain?" Nemesis adds with a little slyness in her voice; and walks off towards the rear of the ship. Tarantulas places a finger upon his mouth as he watches Nemesis walk away, but quickly turns back to the controls. "And now?for the Maximals!" His evil insane laugh fills the ship as he pushes another lever forward, and the Antagony soars once again!
"Objective within 2 clicks." Megatron's internal computer alerts him. "Excellent!" He peers over his shoulder to see a thick cloud of dust behind him. "Hmm?" he mutters to himself as he looks ahead; smiles, and transforms into robot mode, stopping as he skids to a halt with his feet. As the dust begins to clear; he sees Gigatron and Tidalwave not more than a few clicks behind him. "Perfect!!" Megatron shouts as he runs the last few feet towards his objective, and a door suddenly drops down from the object. "Oh, could this be any easier! He left it unlocked and with the keys in the ignition!" Megatron laughs as he runs up the ramp. "Oh, I so love using my enemies own weapons against them!" he states as he races up to the front and grabs the controls.
At that precise moment, Gigatron and Tidalwave reach Megatron and suddenly stop in horror. "Oh no! He's using our own ship against us!" Gigatron yells. "Tidalwave?Terrorize!" he yells as he transforms into robot mode. "Gigatron?Terrorize!" Gigatron yells as he follows suit and transforms. "Now, my former partner; you will taste my wrath!!! Oh yessssss!!!" Megatron screams as he presses a few buttons as gun platforms raise out of the top of the ship. Gigatron and Tidalwave cower in fear as the guns charge up.
"Ahahahahahaha!!!!" Megatron laughs with furious and evil passion as the ship begins to rise. "Targets acquired." The ships onboard computer announces as a pair of crosshairs center onto images of Gigatron and Tidalwave on a screen in front of Megatron. "Well, it's nice to see that Predacon technology hasn't changed over all these years?" Megatron comments with a slight grin. "On my signal?FIRE!!" Megatron shouts as he points at the screen, and the cannons charge up and fire glowing laser blasts at their targets.