The Energon Pub

by **prowl123** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 3:23 pm

Tom Brady.

Should Jazz be allowed to freestyle rap?

by **USDA Prime** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 3:25 pm

He would, but the Russian judges are biased.

How much long would Long Haul haul if Long Haul could haul long?

by **prowl123** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 3:28 pm

About 17,894,256,572,480,268,326,462,467,104,179,702,461,294,368,451,609,764,391,256,086,975,864,753,642 metric inches.

Why does Lockdown always look the same?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 3:36 pm

Because. I mean, come on.

If Darth Vader and Voldemort have daddy-issues, what's wrong with Hot Rod?

by **USDA Prime** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:09 pm

He got "The Touch" from one of his uncles.

Does Sunstreaker live by his name?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:13 pm

Yup, he got caught on tape.

Does Metroplex have a complex complex complex?

by **prowl123** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:15 pm

Ask him his favorite flavor of juice, and you will know the answer.

Are there too many Bumblebees?

by **USDA Prime** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:24 pm

Not if you beat them with a rod.

Why give the name Grimlock to a steam shovel in RiD?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 4:24 am

There's a spade, and there's a shovel.

Did Waspinator become more or less of a wimp, when possessed by Starscream's ghost?

by **USDA Prime** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 5:24 pm

He wasn't possessed, it was diarhea.

Where does Optimus Prime's trailer go when he transforms to robot mode?

by **prowl123** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 6:43 pm

That question must never be asked or answered.

Where does it go?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:04 pm

It doesn't.

Or does it?

by **prowl123** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:16 pm

No.

Who wins? Megatron or Magatron?

by **USDA Prime** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:17 pm

Huffer

Has Devastator ever devestated anything?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:02 am

Well, that's obvious.

Does Sound wave, or is it just a gesture?

by **USDA Prime** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:18 am

It's a nervous tic, he can't help it.

Why do people and transformers make deals with a guy named Swindle?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:33 am

They go on a Frenzy, and start to Rumble.

How do the Dreads dry their hair?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:42 am

A freaking blowtorch.

Is Hi-Q completely fried in the CPU or is he really Prime?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:49 am

I'd say medium-rare, actually.

Rattrap and Ratbat... kissing cousins?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:40 am

Oh God, I hope not.

Overkill and Grimlock, maybe?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:00 pm

He no maybe, he Grimlock!

If Demolishor goes on a Rampage, and Mixmaster can't Longhaul, why is 42 still the answer?

by **prowl123** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:23 pm

42 is and always will be the answer. 42 will stop global warming. 42 will bring Michael Jackson back to life. 42 will give RhA a life.

Would Optimus Prime ever drink Dr. Pepper?