Tom Cruise vs Oprah
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Tom Cruise vs Oprah
by Psycho Warrior » Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:34 am
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The most powerful woman in the world vs the poster boy for scientology. Well, who are you betting on?
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Re: Tom Cruise vs Oprah
by Renne » Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:54 am
Oprah is crazy insane and doesn't understand the lolz of internet memes (sort of nsfw?), Tom Cruise is crazy insane and believes in the aliens under the volcano. The DEAD aliens under the volcano. He'd probably just sic his collection of bodty thetans on to her. Unless he's OTVIII and then he'll just KILL HER WITH THE POWER OF HIS MIND.
No wait, he wouldn't get his hands dirty. Instead he'd call in the lawyers, PIs and goons and fair game the hell out of poor ol' Oprah...
No wait, he wouldn't get his hands dirty. Instead he'd call in the lawyers, PIs and goons and fair game the hell out of poor ol' Oprah...
Vast.
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Re: Tom Cruise vs Oprah
by Psycho Warrior » Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:35 pm
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Renne wrote:Oprah is crazy insane and doesn't understand the lolz of internet memes (sort of nsfw?), Tom Cruise is crazy insane and believes in the aliens under the volcano. The DEAD aliens under the volcano. He'd probably just sic his collection of bodty thetans on to her. Unless he's OTVIII and then he'll just KILL HER WITH THE POWER OF HIS MIND.
No wait, he wouldn't get his hands dirty. Instead he'd call in the lawyers, PIs and goons and fair game the hell out of poor ol' Oprah...
it's how they work.
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Re: Tom Cruise vs Oprah
by Senor Hugo » Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:45 pm
Uh.
Oprah
She's the head of the largest mafia in the entire world.
The female housewife mafia.
Plus she has more money than God, and more lawyers.
If Tom Cruise even tried suing Oprah, she would turn around and destroy not only Tom's life, but his family's lives, everyone who knows Tom, their families, anyone who works for him, plus Scientology.
I hate to say it, but you don't @#$% with Oprah.
Oprah
She's the head of the largest mafia in the entire world.
The female housewife mafia.
Plus she has more money than God, and more lawyers.
If Tom Cruise even tried suing Oprah, she would turn around and destroy not only Tom's life, but his family's lives, everyone who knows Tom, their families, anyone who works for him, plus Scientology.
I hate to say it, but you don't @#$% with Oprah.
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Re: Tom Cruise vs Oprah
by Renne » Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:50 pm
I'd pay to see her try and destroy $cientology.
Vast.
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Re: Tom Cruise vs Oprah
by Dead Metal » Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:20 am
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Re: Tom Cruise vs Oprah
by StarThunderWarp » Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:58 pm
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I hate them both, so its a tie.
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Re: Tom Cruise vs Oprah
by Grimlock the Spartan » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:02 pm
Tom Cruise would just call upon his superior acting skills to save the day. Either that, or Oprah would just buy Tom's soul.
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Re: Tom Cruise vs Oprah
by snavej » Fri Sep 22, 2023 12:10 pm
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This should be pay-per-view.
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