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Hans vs. Hans

Postby Gyro-Robo » Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:18 pm

Hans (from the Hans and Franz segments on Saturday Night Live) vs. Prince Hans (from Frozen)
Mountain Dew rules
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Re: Hans vs. Hans

Postby Zeedust » Fri Feb 13, 2015 12:27 am

Motto: "Nothing says more about us than the futures we left behind."
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Hans Gruber (from Die Hard) kills them both.
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Re: Hans vs. Hans

Postby snavej » Wed Oct 04, 2023 9:25 am

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."
Prince Hans is about to win, with his henchmen helping, when Elsa stops him with loads of ice and also monsters made of snow. SNL Hans wins.
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