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Postby City Commander » Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:02 pm

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May-Twixx is probably better.
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Postby Brakethrough » Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:02 pm

I'm back from lunch. I can't believe I wasted an hour thinking of this, but...

Hey, ladies! Love Starscream? want to show him how much?

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Postby City Commander » Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:05 pm

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I'll use my Meistero bank card to buy them all!
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Postby City Commander » Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:08 pm

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Jazz-Os breakfast cereal!
Myrrage spray paint!
lol Shockwaves hair gel (already exists!)

I'll try to think of more...
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Postby Wheeljack35 » Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:08 pm

M&M's are made by Mars I think Skittles are also
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Postby Ransom » Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:14 pm

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Warning: some of this are real groaners.

Sunny-D What Sunstreaker drinks. ;)
First-Aid Diet Aid!
Gear's Red Wine!
Pepsi Prime! Not original but still amusing.
X-Brawn Vitamins!
Arcee Cola! A play on RC soda.

:)) Seeker-it catalogue. Awesome, Brakethrough!
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Postby NightFall » Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:28 pm

LIme, ok, yummy. :)
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Postby First-Aid » Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:16 pm

Motto: "This won't hurt me a bit."
Weapon: Laser Scalpel
Ummm..did I sign into the all-pun thread? :-P

I can just see Mountain Dew: Frenzy coming...
Ratchet-level Car Service from LubePro..
Optical Prime rifle scopes...

My fave is still the Hoptimus Prime beer reported a couple months back...mainly because it's alcoholic :-P
It finally happened. The Chicago Cubs won the World Series. Yes, I cried.

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First-Aid wrote:Okay, did anyone else notice that we all get a wonderful shot of Starscreams crotch anytime he sits in that throne? That's unnerving. Couldn't they have put n extra flap in there? It's....weird.


Its kind of like Basic Instinct, but not in a good way...


Goddammit, now I can't unsee it.
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Postby Leonardo » Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:22 pm

Hubcap'n Crunch!

ThundercrackerJacks!

Rocky Roadhandler!
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Postby Hairball178 » Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:30 pm

Why doesn't anyone wise up and make us some candy Energon goodies? C'mon, make a spiffy-cool metal case to dispense them while using the universal greeting.

Oh yeah, and make them expensive. Because feeding alla them hungry Sharkticons gets expensive, y'know?
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Postby City Commander » Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:52 pm

Weapon: Air Rifle
And have
'Bar Weep Grana Weep Ninni Bong'

inscribed on the top.
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Postby Shy » Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:21 pm

just wanted to let you all know this is actually a flavor for the new starburst baja thingers.. saw some no less than an hour ago at walmart with a friend.. we were like "Optimus WHAT?" heh.

it's the "Retro mystery flavor" if i remember properly. i'll have to pick some up later.
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Postby decepticonjon » Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:24 pm

when's nougatron come out?
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Postby Ransom » Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:48 pm

Weapon: Battle Blades
Some more Horri-Bull :lol: puns...

Primal Surge!
ScorpoWok Chinese Specialty!
Red Bullet!
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Postby decepticonjon » Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:50 pm

so cheesy it makes me wanna starscream
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Postby Subsonika » Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:50 pm

What next, Eggatron?
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Postby Zeedust » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:13 pm

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Gin-rye bread.

Orange BoneCrusher?

I had to, sorry.
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Postby Stormrider » Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:32 pm

Weapon: Atom-Smasher Cannon
It's unfortunate but I guess it was bound to happen with a movie release.
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Postby Liege Evilmus » Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:05 pm

I've been enjoying some of the candy items. I have a Prime and Megatron head on the bag for my laptop, so maybe this will be fun.

However, if it's a limited run soda, I can't see me caring to much.
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Postby i_amtrunks » Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:14 pm

That cannot be good.
Awesomesauce; Use it, you know you want to.
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Postby Ransom » Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:04 am

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Gin-rye bread. :lol: I like that.

Here is another one (my last one I promise).

Get shot on the battlefield often? Two Lamborghinis booby-trap the office for the 5,342nd time? Dinobots messed up the plan of action yet again? We understand that you are feeling really down, so we created something to help keep those awful blues away. Presenting... Prowl-zac!
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