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Supreme warmaster of the Black legion, wielder of the talon of Horus and one of the most powerful demon swords against the chosen one of the force.

Luke Skywalker.

Abbadon doesn't have any arms. :trollface:

Joking aside, still Luke. Abby's failed at 13 Crusades(yes, I know about the retcon of the previous 12 being "build up" to the 13th and how they now say each goal/test was accomplished), he'd lose, get plot armored away, then give some excuse on how he succeeded.

Surely Abaddon the Despoiler can beat Skywalker.

Right...?

Abaddon is a superhuman patron of gods that give Cthulhu nightmares, is enormous even by the standards of other Space Marines (in the fluff anyway- his model is nearly 18 years old and much top small), has a pair of fully-automatic mini-grenade launchers on the back of his monstrously large armoured glove (which has roughly the same effect as a lightsaber, except with an energy field surrounding enormous mechanical finger-blades instead of a plain and simple energy beam), a daemonically possessed greatsword (which he holds in one had I might add) which can rend reality apart, and he's clad in armour blessed by all 4 powers of Chaos that even without its warp-spawned reality haxx makes most tanks look like paper ornaments.

Also, bear in mind that the reason he's failed most of his Black Crusades is:

A: He's having to hold together an enormous horde of Chaos Space Marines, traitor Imperial Guard, daemons and the like, most of whom hate each other,

B: He has to get past the most well-defended star system in the galaxy to get out of the Eye of Terror,

and C: If his Black Crusade ever did succeed, the story would be over and the entire galaxy would drown in blood.

Luke is meat paste.

Luke fires proton torpedoes into Abbadon's ass and blows him up, like the Death Star.