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by Death By Motor Bike » Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:43 pm
Burn wrote:Oh I dunno, in 8 posts DBMB has managed to be funnier than Ineptibots V0.2 have in 8 months!

Hey, what can I say? Other than, uh..... .. my ..cat has fur.. and other exciting phrases(?)
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by Jeep? » Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:43 pm
There was a topic to this? All I know is I just paid someone good energon for sex and haven't been serviced yet.
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by Tifereth » Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:17 pm

Vergil

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by Burn » Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:52 pm
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Death By Motor Bike wrote:You said you wanted more than just sex out of this relationship!

I highly doubt that. He tends to just use and abuse and cast aside.
Be thankful he didn't order you to bake him a pie. You didn't bake him a pie did you?
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by Death By Motor Bike » Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:14 pm
What if I did but I haven't given it to him yet?
Should I put meth in it and then give it to him?
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by Dragonslayer » Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:03 am
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No, that'll just get him even more aroused. Try something like cyanide.
Wingz wrote:His servos bring all Naval Strikes 'Cons to the yard
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by Uncrazzimatic » Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:03 am
Death By Motor Bike wrote:What if I did but I haven't given it to him yet?
Should I put meth in it and then give it to him?
He may enjoy that.
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by Archanubis » Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:21 am
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Oh, what some folks won't do to keep the loan sharks in the fancy suits away.
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by Jeep? » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:11 am
Thunderscream wrote::lol: Oh, what some folks won't do to keep the loan sharks in the fancy suits away.
I'm a sex addict in a fancy suit. Is that really any better?
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by Archanubis » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:23 am
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Jesus Prime wrote:Thunderscream wrote::lol: Oh, what some folks won't do to keep the loan sharks in the fancy suits away.
I'm a sex addict in a fancy suit. Is that really any better?
I thought you wore a dress.
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by Jeep? » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:26 am
Thunderscream wrote:Jesus Prime wrote:Thunderscream wrote::lol: Oh, what some folks won't do to keep the loan sharks in the fancy suits away.
I'm a sex addict in a fancy suit. Is that really any better?
I thought you wore a dress.

Only sometimes. Only sometimes. Those are my feet in my sig, though.
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by Jeep? » Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:05 pm
Sure thing, but I'm sexing your feet.
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