Shrek vs Homer Simpson

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Shrek vs Homer Simpson

by Scatterlung » Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:31 am

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Nothing below the beer-gut.

Go!

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Re: Shrek vs Homer Simpson

by Necessary Evil » Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:05 am

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I'm saying Homer purely out of favouritism.

"I wonder what it would be like if I robbed the Kwik-E-Mart?"
*Imagines*
"I'll do it! I'll rob the Kwik-E-Mart!" *Looks at his hotdog as he's driving off* "D'oh!"

LOL!

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Re: Shrek vs Homer Simpson

by Predaprince » Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:55 am

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Re: Shrek vs Homer Simpson

by estrelliaes » Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:09 am

Shrek to win

Purely cos hes a lot bigger and stronger and he is less annoying.

And very much fitter.

Homer after 'Beer gimme a beer!

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Re: Shrek vs Homer Simpson

by snavej » Fri Sep 29, 2023 7:46 am

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."

Shrek is bigger, stronger, faster in a straight fight with no funny business, Shrek should win.

However, these are cartoon characters. They don't die until the writers want it. They always return to full health after injury or illness.

This contest is decided by the writers, who are controlled by the producers, who are sex offenders waiting to be revealed and arrested one day. A sad situation.

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