The Energon Pub

by **Binaltech Bombshell** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 8:42 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
The Master Blaster wrote:Does an amphibious house still have problems with cats gutting them?

Sort of. You might want to step aside.

*a gigantic ball of string rolls down the street, followed by a 10-story Kitty House*

Crap! My car's right in the way of that thing! :-x

*Runs*

by **The Happy Locust** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 8:45 pm

Binaltech Bombshell wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
The Master Blaster wrote:Does an amphibious house still have problems with cats gutting them?

Sort of. You might want to step aside.

*a gigantic ball of string rolls down the street, followed by a 10-story Kitty House*

Crap! My car's right in the way of that thing! *Runs*

The entire food chain of housing, and worse, it's ironically lowering property values. Never stand under a shedding kitty house, you'll be buried before you know it.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:40 pm

Shedding kitty houses are a growing concern with people in the suburbs. Besides if you're allergic to cats, they make your head explode.

Like ShadowKatt on Facebook · by **ShadowKatt** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:50 pm

Worse yet, the house fleas the size of small dogs capable of sucking a man dry within five minutes

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:25 pm

ShadowKatt wrote:Worse yet, the house fleas the size of small dogs capable of sucking a man dry within five minutes

eh, my silverfish army will defend me.

Like ShadowKatt on Facebook · by **ShadowKatt** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:30 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
ShadowKatt wrote:Worse yet, the house fleas the size of small dogs capable of sucking a man dry within five minutes

eh, my silverfish army will defend me.

silverfish are impressive, but I hired some mercinary ants mounted on cockroaches.

(I actually had to reread that, thought for a second you said sliverfish army

)

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:22 pm

ShadowKatt wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
ShadowKatt wrote:Worse yet, the house fleas the size of small dogs capable of sucking a man dry within five minutes

eh, my silverfish army will defend me.

silverfish are impressive, but I hired some mercinary ants mounted on cockroaches.

(I actually had to reread that, thought for a second you said sliverfish army )

Well it's not as bad as the time I made that mispelling in the wanted adds about a 'cockroach army'

by **The Happy Locust** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:33 pm

*Locust rides in on a giant cockroach*

I don't care where this thing takes me, as long as it's not allowed in my house.

Like ShadowKatt on Facebook · by **ShadowKatt** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:38 pm

*buys a giant locust off the black market and flies lead for the cockroach army*

Look what I found!! :mrgreen:

by **The Happy Locust** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:19 am

ShadowKatt wrote:*buys a giant locust off the black market and flies lead for the cockroach army*

Look what I found!!

I think I've just been upstaged. :sad:

Like ShadowKatt on Facebook · by **ShadowKatt** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:46 am

The Happy Locust wrote:
ShadowKatt wrote:*buys a giant locust off the black market and flies lead for the cockroach army*

Look what I found!!

I think I've just been upstaged.

But...you're, like, already a robolocust. Can't you fly too??

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:02 am

ShadowKatt wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
ShadowKatt wrote:*buys a giant locust off the black market and flies lead for the cockroach army*

Look what I found!!

I think I've just been upstaged.

But...you're, like, already a robolocust. Can't you fly too??

He kinda cheaped out on the wings. They're made from shattered and broken dreams and they weigh you down.

Like ShadowKatt on Facebook · by **ShadowKatt** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:20 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
ShadowKatt wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:I think I've just been upstaged.

But...you're, like, already a robolocust. Can't you fly too??

He kinda cheaped out on the wings. They're made from shattered and broken dreams and they weigh you down.

Aww....How sad for you *Insert Genuine Decepticon Sympathy Here*

by **The Happy Locust** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:24 pm

ShadowKatt wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
ShadowKatt wrote:But...you're, like, already a robolocust. Can't you fly too??

He kinda cheaped out on the wings. They're made from shattered and broken dreams and they weigh you down.

Aww....How sad for you *Insert Genuine Decepticon Sympathy Here*

Something's not right here.

*Looks up "genuine decepticon Sympathy" in Seibertron dictionary.*

"Decepticons hate feeling pity for anything. To appease this,they do the only thing they know and put the offending unit out of his, her, or its misery."

:shock:

*Locust appears to vanish in a instant. A trail of smoking footprints leads well over the horizon*

Like ShadowKatt on Facebook · by **ShadowKatt** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:50 pm

Wait! I brought you a fruit basket with special apples from this one witch I met following a little girl and seven short people!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:13 am

ShadowKatt wrote:Wait! I brought you a fruit basket with special apples from this one witch I met following a little girl and seven short people!

SCORE! *takes* Now to do my one good deed and hand these out to needy children.

... Too dark?

Like ShadowKatt on Facebook · by **ShadowKatt** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:36 am

Whatever happened to Zacku while I was gone? He deserves a special gift :mrgreen:

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:34 am

He's... disapeared or banned or something...

Like ShadowKatt on Facebook · by **ShadowKatt** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:36 am

Aww, that's no fun.

Wait! I have a solution! *jumps threads*

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:49 pm

ShadowKatt wrote:Aww, that's no fun.

Wait! I have a solution! *jumps threads*

I can do that too... in a way. *jumps to the erased kill a randy thread and weaves it into this one*

*Randys swarm the starbase, looking slightly confused and mostly space sick*

Like ShadowKatt on Facebook · by **ShadowKatt** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:13 pm

*ties a bow on one of their heads and labels it To: ShadowKatt*

Aww, just what I always wanted.

Get me a chainsaw!

by **Halo** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:29 pm

I miss the warmth of Arizona...

by **The Happy Locust** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:31 pm

Halo wrote:I miss the warmth of Arizona...

Warmth is one thing, dryness is another. The last time I was in Arizona I felt like I was always just one breath away from a nosebleed. Granted, it could be worse. I leave for Georgia and Alabama in a week and in mid-winter that can only be described as interesting.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:41 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:I miss the warmth of Arizona...

Warmth is one thing, dryness is another. The last time I was in Arizona I felt like I was always just one breath away from a nosebleed. Granted, it could be worse. I leave for Georgia and Alabama in a week and in mid-winter that can only be described as interesting.

I live in ohio people, it was 20 degrees yesterday. What did I do? I stayed inside and burned things that's what.

by **Halo** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:32 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:I miss the warmth of Arizona...

Warmth is one thing, dryness is another. The last time I was in Arizona I felt like I was always just one breath away from a nosebleed. Granted, it could be worse. I leave for Georgia and Alabama in a week and in mid-winter that can only be described as interesting.

I live in ohio people, it was 20 degrees yesterday. What did I do? I stayed inside and burned things that's what.

Try going from 70 degrees to 12 with 6-9 inches of snow.