by cybercat » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:04 pm
DM, really, it's no problem. From people who actually know me and have seen me teach, they say my file under RMP is frickin' hilarious.
Robofreak: that may be true where you are, but here's how to get loved on Rate My Professor where I teach:
NEVER assign homework.
Bring candy to your students.
Show lots of videos
Let them out of class early, every day
Have no attendance policy
Have no late work policy
Give them all As.
I know this is true, because the number one winningest RMP comm coll professor teaches at my school, and I know what he does. I, on the other hand, assign homework, expect students to do the reading, give them quizzes, EVEN on the videos I show, never let them out early, have a strict attendance policy (hey, if I gotta be there, you gotta be there), and don't accept late work. My grades work on a bell curve, so I don't give out a lot of As. I also won't change someone's grade because they 'need' a better GPA to transfer. And I am downright ruthless when it comes to cheating and plagiarism. Hence, my RMP profile has me as an evil psychotic beyotch.
And I teach Freudian theory. Double death.
HK, hence why my office is stacked with Decepticons. They're my Evil Posse.